Grab your popcorn for the 25th as he tries to explain why it didn't happen. (Spoiler alert, It's always because you lot were not holy enough)

The Mandalorian & Grogu trailer looks fun...

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4th.

Lads lads lads talking pictures is repeating eurotrash MY GOD

Not a particularly hot take, but how are non-iron Shirts still allowed to be called that, when it's blatantly untrue?

The 70’s have called and they want their dessert back

FFS ** mumbles - good finish from Martinelli though **

Guardiola playing low-possession sufferball in own penalty area = Mourinho’s ultimate triumph

Anyway. On a lighter note. What size is the jersey Donnarumma is wearing? Because he’s a fucking huge unit, and it’s quite loose.

Arteta, hands on hips, surveying proceedings like a hirsute Iberian Larry Grayson.

North London Forever? 🤔

Just back from the weekly Tesco big shop and saw a young lady wearing an Item of clothing emblazoned with the words FREEDOM across the front of it and underneath was the name of a recently deceased American ‘podcaster’. It’s time to start face up to the fact that it’s not a minority anymore.

One of the advantages of taking the Forest job, is all the free Paul Smith clobber that comes with it. I can see why he took the job now.

Wolves are fucked aren’t they?

As I am (checks notes) The Best Husband in the World* tonight I am treatimg Mrs F to dinner and then the cinema to see **mumbles** Downtown Abbey *Terms and conditions apply

This feels, familiar…

Richy!

This isn’t going well at all. However, I’ll counter that by pointing out that Brighton only lost 3 home games last season, have beaten City and were unlucky not win on the opening day. It’s not an easy place to get a result.

‘I don’t think being rich makes you very popular’ Really James? Don’t you think it might have something to do with repeatedly avoiding paying their full UK tax obligations by doing things like moving their companies to places like Malta?

I’m dropping the C-Bomb. Because it’s both an insult and a term of endearment.

Dutch late night TV has its take

It would appear that the local racists have got bored of shouting at buildings and are now letting off fireworks outside the hotel… Much to the annoyance of local dogs.

‘Severin Hacker’ is quite the name for a tech CTO

Yeah, good luck with that...

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Options running out for West Ham if they bin Potter…

Really? Reeeeeaaaaaallllly???

Superb productivity vacuum

Ok @sentimentbot.bsky.social I reckon I can break you

Paging @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social Some #Ratmas decorations for you

** sighs ** Water is not wet clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-... Purple does not exist www.snexplores.org/article/colo... Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid. www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...

Relatives of yours? @joescaramanga.co.uk

can't really begin to explain the extent to which I do Not want to be filmed without my knowledge by someone wearing smart glasses while out and about

Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan

Sportswashing gonna sportswash

If you haven’t seen the highlights of Bayern v Chelsea then it’s with it for Kane’s second goal. Pinpoint finish doesn’t even come close to describing it.

Padre McTominay. A young priest who solves murder cases in his parish near Naples. Occasionally goes undercover as a footballer for the local team

So, by this logic, unless he’s demonstrably ’gaining’ an extra 6 hours of life expectancy per day, he’s wasting his time, right?

To quote Princess Leia, ‘I thought I recognised your foul stench’

Just the 40 minutes queuing for a train…Watching half empty ones leave every now and again…

The one positive I can think of from that half, is that VAR checks in the CL are done and dusted in about 5 seconds. If this was a PL game then we’d still be looking at the first one.

En route to White Hart Lane… And boy am I not feeling it 😕

Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings

♪ Johnson again Ole! Ole! ♪

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech"

"How curing cancer going?" "Don't come in!"

TIL: There was a Hotspur FC based in west London.

Right. I need to go to bed. Until tomorrow fair droogs

I’ve seen this on my feed several times tonight. And I still laugh. Every time. Because it’s perfect.

Also, currently watching Last Night of the Proms. This is the sort of flag waving nonsense I could get behind