Good evening, and welcome back to Caesars kitchen Today we are cooking steak, with a side of new potatoes and a Caprese Salad

<wants hard >

Apropos of nothing much, this popped into my head again today…

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Panic over x

New Reform Councils next week:

I could regularly hear the crowd at WHL when I lived off of Church Street about 2 miles away.

Jenrick on Sky there, "we are a national party" *Shouts at telly "yeah, British National Party you twat!"

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Voting for councils is about bins and potholes and social care and overall competence. It's not about migrants or Gaza.

If you are having a hard day just remember there are dogs

Anyway...doing my best to ignore the country turning to shit by watching the Giro for the next 3 weeks ☁️ ☁️ ☀️ ☁️ ☁️ 🚁 🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️ 🚴‍♀️ 🚴‍♂️

Happy Motörhead day #8thOfMay

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Counterpoint: you need the right body shape to carry it off

Paging @uglygame.bsky.social

The extremely rare catcopus.

Kaylee White beat out a host of other Kaylees for her coveted spot at Fox News

Dog at Polling Station

Well well well looks like those art degrees aren't so useless after all

Somewhere within the Meta archives there will be not only documents noting strong adoption among young men using the devices to covertly record women, but likely also pre-launch demographic profiles noting this potential use. No tech company could be unaware of how these things would be used.

Morning! Let’s all do our best today not to vote for racists.

On the plus side, election day means Polling Station Dog photos!

Who else?

Just pass the fucking ball Diaz!

Munich better buck their ideas up as I really don’t want to have to support a Qatari sports washing project in the final…

That should be a penalty. Hand high and away from the body. Only redeeming factor is that it’s come at him quickly

Unless this is the result of a long forgotten one night stand…No

Still think that either Munich or PSG beat them…hopefully

I’ve watched my 8y/o niece play GAA and she’s taken bigger hits than 6’ 2” 100kg Gabriel without falling to the ground like they been poleaxed

Spotted my mate when they panned around the crowd celebrating that goal. Hopefully they’ll pick him out again when Atleti get their equaliser

Ally Rudd going in to bat for Thomas Frank again on The Game podcast...😕

Classic

Thinking of setting up a company that manufactures VHS players to cash in on the current Gen Z trend for owning physical media. There's probably loads of good stuff knocking around on VHS that isn't on streaming / digital.

My word, this looks stunning...

Banger of a theme tune as well.

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Getting the car serviced and MOT’d today, so thoughts and prayers for my bank account later…

Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct

Arsenal next weekend:

I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.

No lies told here…

Ok, you can stop with the ‘what did you cure it of’ jokes now people.

In this week’s s kitchen experiment, I’ve cured an egg yolk. Just need to decide what to do with it now.