My FA Cup pumpkin. 🏆🎃

Cheesy chips and non-league football. Nothing beats it.

Thinking of @barcajim3.bsky.social at this difficult time.

Newcastle have beaten Arsenal three times in a row at SJP, can they do it again @georgecaulkin.bsky.social? And can Crystal Palace stop Liverpool @jimdalycomedy.bsky.social? The new ROUTE ONE is here. LISTEN: pod.fo/e/3321ac WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPDD...

Although for most English football fans, their season has already started, it doesn't quite feel like the football season until @jimdalycomedy.bsky.social releases this annual anthem, which is now available. #WhatsThePointOfCrawley #WhereTheHellIsFleetwood www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f_w...

🚨NEW for Patrons🚨 The Palace View of Eberechi Eze me and @jimdalycomedy.bsky.social 🔴His start at Palace 🔴Strengths and weaknesses 🔴Can he play from the left? 🔴Expectations at Arsenal www.patreon.com/posts/palace...

By the way everyone, this is exactly what being a Crystal Palace fan is like; incredible highs followed by crushing lows.

When your season ticket seat has a restricted view.

Class new game from Generation Football, really enjoyed playing it. youtu.be/cdz9P_UUDxE

What would you do here with 2 FTs? All important mini leagues won. #FPL

What a club. #cpfc

FPL FOMO has hit.

My pals at Generation Football asked me to play a new Transfer Roulette and I did about as well as you'd expect. Watch here; www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RxJ...

I watched Forest on Monday night and Chris Wood was non existent. Given their form not sure I'd be scrambling to get him. Cue a haul this weekend now. #FPL

Benched 20 points but still managed 8th green arrow in a row and up to highest rank of the season. Roll on final few weeks! 💪 #FPL

Generation Football made me my own Crystal Palace social quiz. See how I did here:

Screw it I'm bringing him in for the final few weeks for nostalgia. #FPL

Saka starts so obviously Mbeumo is blanking tomorrow. #FPL

Everyone doing Saka to Mbeumo tonight? #FPL

We all selling Saka for Mbuemo in GW35? #FPL

WEMBLEY AGAIN OLE OLE

World's most ridiculous football fans. Doing more football comedy at my show on May 25th. Tickets here: tickets.cheshamfringe.com/tickets/jim-...

Current free hit draft. #FPL

Current bench boost with three to play. Not brilliant. Not awful. Could turn out great. Basically sums up my FPL style.

GW33 planned moves for the bench boost: Gabriel ➡️ Diaz Trippier ➡️ Bradley Semenyo ➡️ Martinelli Murphy ➡️ Rogers Gives me 12 doublers although some doubts over rotation. Thoughts? #FPL

Merino or Martinelli? #FPL

How is Barnes getting 4 bonus points??

Newcastle scoring eight goals this week and Isak getting one assist is peak FPL.

Isak is never scoring tonight and that's a direct link to me triple captaining him. #FPL

Right this is me today. FPL Roll to 5 FT. Isak triple cap 🧢🧢🧢 183k OR 🌏 DT Raya ➡️ Martinez Rashford ➡️ Isak Isak cap 🧢 564 OR 🌏 Good luck all! 🤞

Start Saka or Semenyo? #FPL

What is this feeling? Is it joy? Is this what joy feels like?

Time to sell Salah? #fpl

Up the Foggin Palace. #cpfc

Rolling to 4 FTs to tackle DGW33. Salah cap🧢 280k OR 🌎 Good luck all! 🤞 #FPL

Flag FC 🚩 Three FTs in the back but it feels like a week to just roll and see what happens. #FPL

Who are we replacing Gabriel with? No-one obvious for me. #FPL

I live how needlessly aggy Chelsea Spurs always is.

I've missed this.

Own Raya, Gabriel and Saka. #FPL

Am I mad for benching Gabriel vs Fulham tonight? Already got Raya in goal and starting Saka. #FPL

Pulled the WC30 trigger last night... #FPL

Suddenly incredibly nervous for this cup game against Fulham. #cpfc

Want to see me do the 92 League Clubs song LIVE? Now's your chance as I'm doing an entire show of my best football parody songs. 📅 Sunday May 25th 🕑 1pm 📍 The George & Dragon, 14 High St, Chesham HP5 1EP Limited tickets so book now to avoid missing out👇 tickets.cheshamfringe.com/tickets/jim-...

We all want Muñoz but he's literally got to play three games before next deadline so surely you'd wait to see if he picks up an injury. Absolute madness getting him now.

Literally has more than half my team's points this week. One man team I am.

Bruno absolutely saving my FPL team this week. A low owned captain haul is a rare thing but much enjoyed tonight.

Incredibly I was about right. This doesn't happen very often.

Evanilson is going to blank now isn't he?

My two teams teams: FPL: Cunha & Diaz ➡️ Evanilson & Bruno Bruno 🧢 408k OR 🌍 SDT: TAA & Watkins ➡️ Gvardiol & Kluivert Haaland 🧢 732 OR 🌍 Good luck all 🤞