I guess I'm left with no choice. Allez!

I don't know why Haaland is not on the field for the second half of extra time. It's like if LeBron benched himself in the last two minutes of overtime in an elimination game

Is Harry Kane standard cockney slang for complain?

Winner faces Mbappe at Hastings

Receives rebuke from Norway

*loud wet fart noises*

Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.

Waking up every morning like

Pretty important to give American Jews an off-ramp from Zionism, and "actualizing the most deranged gut-level fear in the Jewish psyche" is uhhhhh a pretty horrible way to go about that.

Huge numbers of American Jews who believed they were safe with the broad left had that belief suddenly and catastrophically fractured when a significant number of people openly celebrated a pretty horrific mass slaughter of civilians, and then subsequently decided that no none of that happened.

This is my favorite thing I've written for @mcsweeneys.net in a while. Hope you folks enjoy it! I think the headline pretty much clears up what it's about.

I have sympathy for anyone who did this before the tattoo revelation and zero sympathy for anyone who did this afterwards.

Racism aside, there is nothing that the Chinese Communist Party wants more than for America to continue to be run by stupid hicks like this woman whose careers are dedicated to flushing every competitive advantage we have down the toilet.

Obi Wan, what the fuck are you talking about?

These two candidates have nothing to do with each other. Some folks just need to log off.

No one person should pick Maine’s nominee for Senate - least of all Graham Platner. If he or his “team” had a shred of decency he would have already withdrawn. But it is obvious they don’t. There should be both a short and long term cost for this for each of them.

my god what a complete defensive breakdown embarrassing, amateur hour shit that does not belong in a World Cup

I have edited a lot of sexual-assault-accusation articles, and this one easily clears every veracity check: contemporaneous emails with her therapist, a boyfriend who knew, a woman she warned—all before Platner ran for office. Good on Politico for nailing it, and on Jenny Racicot for speaking up.

All of these can be true at the same time: 1) The suspension reversal was corrupt 2) No FIFA rules were violated (Art 27) 3) Art 27 is ridiculous 4) This is not nearly FIFA's most corrupt action 5) FIFA's history of corruption doesn't justify this corruption 6) The red card by VAR was BS

If you want an active & aggressive public sector, which means robust state capacity, & think that patriotism is ontologically bad, I think the burden is kind of on you to show that you can have state capacity without a state that people believe in or view as possessing some deeper legitimacy

<clears throat> assuming the USMNT are the only international soccer team to benefit from FIFA corruption is yet another example of centering the imperialist American experience at the expense of the rest of the world. learn about FIFA's proud global history of shady dealings. do the work!

I'm so sorry Donald Trump ruined FIFA's impeccable reputation for fair play, but do try to muddle through somehow without sounding like a nutter.

You watching the World Cup: embarrassing, decadent, all funded by corrupt thugs Me watching Wimbledon: enlightened, flourishing, all funded by sophisticated corrupt dynastic thugs

sir this is a wendys

Posts on the following topics will now require a $50 fee: The red card Whether it is morally permissible to cheer for the US team Are Americans all stupid pig dogs? Thank you for your cooperation.

The average starting teacher salary in Fairfield County is around $55k (if you have your masters), and I often think about how exclusionary zoning and car dependency are crushing young teachers who can’t rely on family homes and money Our unions really should be YIMBY/walkability advocates!

"I haven't seen a Belgian this mad since the release of Roger Casement's report into the Congo in 1904'

Heaven is run by Scandinavian police, and full of Brazilian lovers. Hell is run by Brazilian police, and full of Scandinavian lovers.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! (You can't tell me Haaland isn't a highlander)

this game is basically the old simpsons meme

let’s fucking go

v funny to see all the europeans getting extremely mad at us for celebrating the balogun unsuspension in a rabidly partisan manner do you want us to get into soccer or not

There is nothing wrong with loving your country and loving the potential of your country. Patriotism doesn't have to equal nationalism. Letting the MAGA fuckwits define what patriotism is is a losing strategy.

There's a perverse symbolism in the legacy of White racism sheltering under the bowers of all African Americans have done for this country while patiently waiting for the chance to go back to insisting we are a drain upon their society and that they never needed us at all.

stephen miller pumping him full of that good shit for his public appearance and now my boy is locked inside and stir crazy

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

good morning, it is the fourth of july and the worst people alive are currently running the country fuck them, we're going to win because this place can and will be better than they are

A good day to remember that one of the indictments against George III in the Declaration was, "He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither"

touching to think that sometime about now, Taylor Swift will be biting Travis Kelce's head off and preparing to use his body as a vital source of nutrients.

thank you Cabo Verde for allowing us to dream the impossible dream for two beautiful hours of soccer what a game, what a wonderful game

I can't remember seeing guys lay it all out on the field (pitch) like this is in any sport in a very long time. Respect.

I've never seen goalkeeping like this, amazing

Its been over a month and I'm still thinking about this

She must have missed the 370 billion for climate change stuff in Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, the largest climate bill in US history.

They got fucking rolled by a college professor from Maine

"If war among the whites brought peace and liberty to the blacks, what will peace among the whites bring?" Frederick Douglass-1875.

Forgot to post this yesterday, but: Happy Effete, Liberal College Professor Saves The Union Day to all who celebrate

Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate