Who needs boots when you've got bean sprouts like this?

backseat princess

Dildos are EXPENSIVE! If people are willing to purchase and then throw dildos at you, you are THE WORST.

I dunno. Maybe slap it around like it’s a piñata and you want the candy inside.

the movies we truly deserve: thread

#Caturday #Cats Giorgio the Magnificent giving me the big eyes (lol) Love this picture... I mean LOOK AT HIM!

I’m not procrastinating. When there’s something that needs to be done, all the best skeets start to drop and I need to read them

Find your patch of sunshine today.

Ripley is helping* today with postcards to Wisconsin & Florida voters. *Laying on the postcards and getting hair all over them.

President Lincoln somehow ended up at the gay dance club again and the Secret Service had to go get him. The detail sent a message to his chief of staff with one line: Abe’s in Boyland

Fuck this shit www.sevendaysvt.com/news/vermont...

I can’t with this dude🥹

morning thoughts that I text with @feralstreeep.bsky.social

the winter olympics not having an event for snowman making is why it will never be taken seriously

what did cats do before cardboard boxes were invented?

The number of people currently in ICE custody is now over 73,000, the most in history. Your reminder that ICE is a for-profit industry and the companies profiting are huge donors to the politicians who voted to continue funding ICE.

I first wrote this story about important people of color in @umich.edu #medhistory a few years ago. Now, for #BlackHistoryMonth, I expanded it, adding more on aspects of our history that deserve examination, as well as celebration. Here it is: www.michiganmedicine.org/news-release... #histmed

This is exactly where we all want to be this weekend.

Winters have very few sunsets here and this one surprised me tonight.

Me, sitting on the couch, mouth full of ice cream and Girl Scout cookies: You know, Team USA really needs to cycle the puck more and stop crashing the net.

Thought this was Dalton Castle

I can't move!

New Skeletor drop and you will not be disappointed lmfao youtu.be/itdXnXatPtI?...

I would like to nominate drag performress Darlene Mitchell to be the next governor of California

We do not gatekeep. We stand at the gate shouting at passersby, "Hey, wanna come over? My mom made Bagel Bites!"

MATT BERRY

When i see a skeet funnier than mine

Predictable answer. Basic answer. But for good reason. Very well written character who, unlike most horror protagonists, primarily makes smart decisions. In fact if everyone listened to her, very few would die. And that’s true across all her appearances.

This cat loves chin scritches.

If Johnny and Tara don't make it to the end of The Traitors, I'm going to be so sad.

Cackling. @abdulelsayed.bsky.social and @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social trolling @rephaleystevens.bsky.social for missing today’s Michigan Black Summit makes me very happy. I might have my personal preference between the two, but at the end of the day the goal is to keep Stevens from the US Senate.

Bluesky in one post

That raggedy bitch Perry Johnson has a commercial calling Bad Bunny "dust bunny." Have you seen this Michiganders? I just saw it on WoodTV8. I'm so angry.

Nacho is SO hungry and would like us to bring up his dinner time a whole hour

Javier, our CEO, wanted to check in with everybody. He hopes you're doing alright. If not, you're welcome to take a few deep breaths with him and think of something you're looking forward to. Javi is looking forward to the Bad Bunny halftime show ❤️

Dear Penthouse Forum,

some Adonis faces for you on this fine Friday evening

Imagine a country where no matter who you are, where you grew up, or how much money you make, you’re treated as an equal when you walk into a clinic.

Schmoopie worked late so you don't have to. Happy Friday!

I saw the Team USA outfits and was immediately transported back to 1997.

Duggan's response to the ICE question here makes me more convinced he's MAGA Lite. We're gonna be in trouble if he wins.

Remember we will have a hot soup lunch after tomorrow's protest.

Spain's Deputy Prime Minister Yolanda Díaz: “I have left X. That network is a place of hate. “We are not vassals of Elon Musk or Trump.”

winter olympics

If you voted for a known racist to be President then you are a racist, regardless if you now try to deny it.

Good piece on how the shingles vaccine slows aging and cuts dementia risk.

Bonus: Don’t do it, Monty…