This light, vibrant pasta dish brings together the bright tang of fresh lemon and lime with savory grilled chicken and sweet garden tomatoes. www.ottawanewsnetwork.org/pen-pantry-s...

We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine! Quote-skeet with yours. (This changes often though.)

OH MY GOD?!?!?

New reaction photo just dropped. Buddy looking at Tilda after she took his spot next to mom.

Everything in the shop is 25% off for the entire month! I have a ton of fandom options in stock. #AEW #HeatedRivalry #TheVampireLestat and proceeds from #absolishice bracelets go to a local org camachoscreationsus.etsy.com

If someone demanded I "walk the dinosaur" I'd tell them to be more specific.

looool it is definitely a new level to hear a guy at the bodega reply to “Assalam alaikum” from behind the counter with “Alaikum salaam, Knicks in four.”

Like forking clockwork 🙄

they've deployed jlo's real new yorker scanner

"Tupac's Estate" means Tom Whalley.🤷🏿‍♂️ Afeni Shakur (Tupac's mom) hired Tom Whalley to manage his estate. Then Afeni Shakur passed away too. Tom Whalley hired himself as manager of the estate, and paid himself ~$5.5M.😮 Tupac's surviving sister, Sekyiwa "Set" Shakur sued Whalley for embezzlement.

Skeeted Rivalry

I thought people were kidding, turns out Elon really did axe the screwworm containment program back in March 25. fucking imbecile www.agri-pulse.com/articles/226...

Jerry Stiller was born June 8, 1927

At night, instead of telling our dogs to get in their crates, I tell them to get in their cryo-sleep pods so we can accelerate to light speed. They believe me every time

Summer cut for a summer pup

Will Poppy ever get walkies again?

Well. No chip. Say hello to the newest member of our family: Name TBD

unironically the most enduring victory of neoliberalism might be the way that every mainstream politician is still horny for project-based corporate tax credits despite a growing mountain of research showing they generally do not work as intended if at all

You REPRIMAND Tomatillo? You place him on the PERFORMANCE PLAN?

This! Scott Pelley is not the hero in this. He was complicit until it was turned on him

If crime was legal for 24 hours, I would be hitting every bookstore and filling my car

Submit your public comment regarding the 🤡’s arch! 👎🏻 And please RT to spread the word! parkplanning.nps.gov/document.cfm...

Hot and sunny in Ypsilanti.

Everytime they show Nigel McGuinness in a tight tshirt I’m remidned he’s annoyingly hot

Motor City Pride continues Sunday, June 7, at Hart Plaza in downtown Detroit. See images from the weekend. 📸 Eric Seals, Detroit Free Press

We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.

Kinda want to name the new pup Shadow for…reasons.

reading where’s waldo in public and nodding my head so everyone knows i found him

Sometimes she reminds me of the scene in Predator where Arnold puts mud on himself to hide.

I wonder if anyone in the executive suite at CBS News anticipated that if they fired Scott Pelley he would speak to the New York Times about it: a total curveball!

I can make her pose for pictures, but I can't make her smile 🙄

Just one more thing. If it’s “Alvin and the Chipmunks,” does that mean that Alvin isn’t a chipmunk?

"A 36-year-old woman...died early on Saturday, June 6, in what was the third sudden inmate death in just over three weeks. ...the prison...has a history of overcrowding, illicit drugs, leaking roofs, violence, and complaints about poor ventilation and toxic mold."

I tend to shy away from posting things I can't corroborate. I can confirm, as a customer, I've been waiting for a decade for a book I've ordered. I would HIGHLY suggest doing your own personal research before buying from or working with this company. The stories are out there. 📚🩸

That asshole needs to carry a weapon that I know how to spell #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️

Today's tee is another oldie. Did I mention they do a new drop every May 4th? www.TheNTVS.com

since it’s #Caturday and all

No Marina tonight??????? #AEWCollision 🤼

New AEW stable name just dropped:

Being a Democrat has to mean something. We stand up for Equal Protection and a truly inclusive We the People. If we sacrifice that for sludge like Platner, what's the point? How do we sell our principles if we don't live by them?

just like cicadas once every 17 years there is a fresh wave of latin pop to captivate and mesmerize the whites

I’m bummed at how little attention the Jennifer González protests and calls for her resignation as Puerto Rico’s governor are getting.

I will now be eating all meals out of the Castle Grayskull popcorn bucket.

My wife's rose bush this years knows it's 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ month

🥹🥹 The little tail 😍😍

on the scale of kimi, how are you feeling today?

My kids asked why Jodeci "sings so loud"