Every time I see "USMNT" my brain parses it as "US Mutant Ninja Turtles" and it makes whatever headline 10x more confusing

Just look at them. I swear my heart is going to burst. 😭 #AEW

(guy who got the shit beat out of him by a bull at his last rodeo) this isn't my first rodeo

“Morally gray? More like orally gay,” he said, apropos of nothing.

My dad was a college professor, then dept head, then provost. We lived in a one floor house and it leaked like crazy in the basement when it leaked. He finally started making actual decent money at provost.

Arkham Knight cause fuck it

The ZF-1. The Fifth Element (1997)

. @internettitle.bsky.social

Second day of Nancy 🏈🏈🏈

Bullshit. She's clearly normal size here.

We're now into three straight calendar years of Drake losing in the funniest ways and I think that's beautiful.

i want to grow old with my trans friends

It should be illegal for a game to cause so many intense emotions. How dare you make me feel things!

it’s Jan 1st but MxMTV vs Castlerunners an early MOTY contender 🤼‍♀️

Johnny and Taya making out after biting an onion awoke things in me 🤼‍♀️

Mason Madden yelling “I hate Christmas” is peak 🤼‍♀️

Now to discuss a less controversial topic: Dr. Pepper is the grossest soft drink ever invented.

Madison Rayne making me emotional 🤼‍♀️

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk.

hey did Darius Martin put on a bit of weight? I think he looks bigger in a nice way 🤼‍♀️

well shucks, I come from a long line of small family aura farmers

Jay Lethal heel turn I guess 🙄🤼‍♀️

Janai Kai vs Red Velvet is good shit 🤼‍♀️

i'm the king's poison taster, it's a pretty good job except i get poisoned a lot

John Silver is stronk and he lifted Big Bill and then he lost the match and I’m still mad 🤼‍♀️

Ah yes, the origin story of the Hitman Shades account

Dark Order vs Big Bill and Bryan Keith and I’m like why they gotta keep doing my boys like this 🤼‍♀️

THEY HUGGIN THEY HUGGIN WE END THE YEAR WITH HUGGIN WE LOVE AEW 🤼‍♀️

Imagine all the top tier posting we're missing out with not having Chuckie T on here. X doesn't deserve him.

Zorhans speech today was inspiring:

I knew it was coming and still popped like a little boygal for Willow 😊😊😊🤼‍♀️

THE REINFORCED SOLID OAK ANNOUNCE DESK 🤼‍♀️

It wasn’t three weeks later that Freddie Mercury announced his diagnosis and died the next day. *No one* would have believed that Magic wasn’t even halfway through his life in November 1991. No one.

that DVD on the apron was GNARLY 🤼‍♀️

Where would we be without Bob Kane’s middling fan-art of Bill Finger’s OCs?

Mercedes happy face when she gets booed is unparalleled tbh 🤼‍♀️

hahaha yeah okay

#AEWCollision LIVE at 8/7, TNT + HBO Max This Saturday, 1/3 "Timeless" Toni Storm / Mina Shirakawa vs Hyan / Maya World The Timeless Love Bombs want to get back into AEW Women's World Tag Team Title contention + they'll start by facing AEW's newest signees, SATURDAY!

Shot my Nokia with a gun and the gun fell apart

Scrolling the bluesky timeline be like

Gonna pause Dybamite and take a nap before the main event, I am dying 🤼‍♀️

happy birthday to horses

El Jack Perry de la Jungla 🤼‍♀️

Duncan Cooper is in a Fetish Comic: Hope he survives the experience.

Thekla makes some good points Stat has been a pretty shitty friend 🤼‍♀️

Oh no MVP looks hot 🤼‍♀️

Mox doing the hammer and anvil elbows my boy is so babyface now Iove him 🤼‍♀️

Mamdani has been mayor for 11 hours already and he hadn't done a single thing about how cold it is outside.