What a queen

Hard times, daddy. 🤼

welcome

The year is 2026...an AEW fan is dressed in a Don Callis cosplay. They are holding a puppet Mone, and the puppet Mone is holding a stick puppet Chuck Taylor, and the stick puppet Chuck Taylor is holding a tiny "Ice fears Hangman" sign. #AEW 🤼

My pink Leaves is Plants tshirt I ordered expecting to wear it for All In Texas is… finally on its way here 😭😭🤼‍♀️

I am currently looking for commentary bookings, and just like wrestling, i can call all the moves

Not only that but he knows the names of all the sex positions in their original Japanese and Spanish.

Sorry to post so late in the week, we’ve been thinking about Max Silvestri’s Great American Comedy Festival set. Max is in the A-block with Gabe Liedman, new one-timer club member! They talk about their new podcast “I Need You Guys”. Then bounty hunter Ethan Merc and mentalist Arnaud DeBeaubeau!

Athena doing a Gory Bomb on Mercedes onto a fallen Harley is such Athena coded tandem offense. 😂

abuela AND sue for inaugural aew womens tag champions

it's time for Bandido's Grandma to get the All-elite Graphic 💪 #AEWDynamite

I fear Toni Storm is becoming The Joker

Toni Storm tells Bryan Danielson that he's a walking Whole Foods after he asks for Kombucha, and then he starts giving shade to amazon before Tony Schiavone covers it up with "oh geez" because Bryan has no filter, and they have a deal to air ppvs on prime lmaoooooooo

Mercedes said nah I’m good 🤣🤣🤣🤼‍♀️

Man's hat got punched off. He almost ate a straight right. Lol #AEWDynamite 🤼

Now I really want Excalibur doing play by play of multiple sex acts “And that’s a textbook pitch perfect sixty nine from Mina and Toni, meanwhile Skye Blue and Kyle Fletcher seem to be doing some kind of fire play, high risk high reward I suppose!” 🤼‍♀️

Tony really said Bryan smells like cheap weeeeed and applesauuuuce

Toni Storm trolling Bryan Danielson about hemp cologne Toni Storm trolling Bryan Danielson THREATENING ME WITH A GOOD TIME 🤼

"I am well, and ready to fight, thanks only to the love of Mina Shirakawa, my wife." Toni Storm continuing to be as gay as possible every she gets on TV

She did say orgies 🤼‍♀️

"she said orgies" #AEWDynamite

"She said orgies," - Tony Schiavone 🤼‍♂️

I’m sad that Aminata is out of the B&G match but… Mina 🥰🥰🥰

#AEWDynamite it's official. toni and mina are married. meanwhile............she descends.

Toni and Mina got married! Congrats! 🤼

MINA AND TONI ARE MARRIED

WIFE?! 🤼‍♀️

MINA SHIRAKAWA 🤼‍♀️

lmaooooo Brody nearly knocked Stoke out then 🤼

I don't know that I've ever laughed as hard as I just did at Brody's fist coming through that door. Just amazing. 🤼

Brodidavity 🤼‍♀️

Brody's fist going through the door and choking Stoke like a horror movie. INCREDIBLE. 🤼‍♂️

Brody about to go through that door and Stoke is gonna die in the process #AEW 🤼

Am I the only person wanting Bandido’s abuela to smack Cash and Dax with a chancla? #AEWDynamite

FTR YOU LEAVE THAT ABUELITA ALONE 🤼

FTR makes Don Callis look fluent in Spanish

You leave abuelita alone. 🤼‍♂️

KICK THEIR ASSES, BANDIDO'S ABUELA! 🤼

Y’all leave Bandido’s abuela alone 🤼

Fuck these guys yo soy Dr Queso y te saco la reconcha tu madre 🤼‍♀️

FUCK IT: Roddy versus Marina 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️

NECESSARY. #AEWCollision

Roddy in FIRST? 👀🤼

Swerve Strickland should bring these back but with his face instead of the cow 🤼‍♂️

#AEWDynamite 🤼

I fucking love those big ass overhand chops from Garcia #AEW 🤼

Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry

I would normally root for DG in this matchup, but I want Darby to win so Roddy can beat Mox and lord it over KOR for DRAMA 🤼‍♀️

"Oh! Mr. 'I have until five'! Big rules guy!" ☠️☠️☠️ 🤼‍♂️