you don’t gotta use ai man this stuff is just out here for free

it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

If anyone is tuning into TNT for the first time and is confused by, "This is Horsecock," "Let's go Horsecock," or "We want Horsecock," I would say that this is an unusual night/crowd, but we're generally always like this sooooo #AEWDynamite

I can’t post this on main but

swerve pointing to his head like "kick me here"

Me “Stop calling Ibushi his best friend” My husband “well they aren’t going to call him his sex idiot on tv” #AEWDynamite

too many #horsecock tweets

Absolutely love that Marina is not obeying the face heel spectrum That woman will get cheered by the entire crowd for choking out Lance Archer in the first hour of Dynamite and booed out the building for choking out Toni Storm in the second hour and both feel perfectly in character

Is this anything? #AEWDynamite 🤼

HELL FUCKIN’ YEAH #AEWDynamite

Ude hishigi waki gatame

omg this guy is doing Alex from SF6 moves 🤣 #AEWDynamite

Harley is licking StatDaddy’s hand again 🤣🤣🤣 #AEWDynamite

harley licking kstat's hand is my favorite ongoing bit #AEWDynamite 🤼

I will never cease to be amazed by the level of Boston accent on every single vocalization that comes out of Alec Price, no matter how far it is from an actual word in any known language. #AEWDynamite

book lance v. marina coward tony #AEWDynamite 🤼

Adam Page: “We should decide on a trios team name.” Kevin Knight: “You know what, I’ve been thinking a lot about that. I came up with ‘Jet Set Rodeo.’ How do you feel about that?” Mike Bailey: “I got it. “Horse Co...’” Adam Page: “I’ve tried that before. It’s not going to work.” #AEWDynamite

Excalibur with some they/thems in there 👀 #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️

i think mike bailey might have inadvertently given themself a new nickname 😳🤼 #AEWDynamite

Justified Horse Cock chants 🤼‍♂️

More from Kenny on Twitter about the Streetfighter motion capture: x.com/i/status/201...

jjk trend kagemusha raiden ei

The NYT has no equal when it comes to confidently misunderstanding online discourse

>try to swipe my credit card >Cashier: “you gotta tap it” >Okay >turns card 90 degrees >gets one mana >Cashier: “that’s not enough :/“

TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!

so my body has betrayed me and the last few hours have been hell so i don’t think i’ll be able to go to AEW dynamite tonight. :( if anyone’s in the orlando area and wants to go, i have a pretty good seat in the 100s section i can transfer to you for free as long as you compliment yuta once for me!!

ellen from a while ago #ellenjoe #zzzero

also fuck marty scurll then now forever

well i'm definitely not voting hangman for president again

Kaleb Blain, a 35-year old trans man and pitmaster, was fired from the legendary BBQ restaurant Terry Black’s after he was doxxed over Charlie Kirk comments. Now he’s running his own barbecue spot in Waco: “I feel better than I ever have.” By @kitoconnell.com thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/21/b...

MICKEY IS A MONSTER, AND MINNIE IS AN ANGEL. ELEPHANTS FOREVER

all in all i've decided that Brits taking their anger out on random Americans for not voting right or something is a lot funnier and less annoying than when other Americans take it out on me for not voting right or something.

Doug Bowser takes job at Hasbro, changes name to Doug Nixilis

i would have stayed home to eat all the pussy during WW2 they would have given me a medal of honor they would have been like "this woman single handedly ate enough pussy for 4.5 million men take that hitler"

imagining a work culture where every manager agrees not to give a shit about productivity metrics as long as work is generally getting done. rotating it in my mind

there is a good amount of gay flirting in this game, and a fairly accurate amount of gay flirting for riichi mahjong

cannot believe i didn't specify that i WROTE these pieces (first author, and occasional second/third authors...) academic brain cannot self-promote

Bryan Danielson, Toni Storm and Tony Schiavone #aew

tell me why my mahjong app has a spotify wrapped

"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

this is all incredibly necessary

do you like fucked up houses? do you wanna build your own? i've just released a 1.5 update of my gmless mapmaking game house, with some quality of life tweaks and a refreshed layout! purchasing it also now gets you a scp-flavored hack i wrote ages ago! marns.itch.io/house

Defund the police cost dems so badly in 2020 they won congress and the presidency “Yeah but they would have won by more”

Boys, please! You should *both* drop dead!

we should abolish sinus issues

if elected dems actually believed we were in an existential battle against fascism and behaved appropriately, we wouldn't be criticizing them! the knots these people tie themselves in is incredible