Aww, the Mox-smooch 💜

She's a bit of gremlin and a grumpy old lady but she is just the best thing ever.

Clearly, the masked man at the Feds drama is just a work to get under the skin of Sickos (Moxley, Buddy or fucking MJF 😂 Oh, goodness) They're just rage baiting, so please know that. Also know that I know for a fact that it was actually Rikishi. He did it for "da Rock" or some silly shit.

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Alright, Friends and Foes. You know what to do. Support a friend, artist and small business owner all at once and get a cool ass T-shirt in the process. Times is tough and we all gotta look out for each other 💜

This. Don't do it, folks.

Hot theater kids storm the ring, chaos ensues.

Claudio 💜 The big ol' lunk pulled it off

I've never asked a woman I'm taller than for uppies before but I promise you, I 100% would.

Dynamite already is looking like an absolute smoke show.

Ok, I've heard enough about this Most Palone guy for a lifetime.

Aside from my love of unserious Mox, Lexy's suit and tie were absolutely amazing. She brought a little bit of class to the joint.

Eddie Kingston said, "Fuck Twitter." He is the hero we need. #AEW 🤼

Roddy coming out to a Killswitch song from the Howard era just makes me love him even more.

Tony Khan said "Let Eddie shoot...but, put him on the taped show, so we can censor the fuck out of it." Lol #AEWCollision 🤼

I feel like Thekla did her best to make that match interesting but wasn't given much to work with. Still always lovely to see Thekla do spooky spider shit though.

Eddie Vs Samoa Joe: Championship belt and/or custody of Hook?

Eddie Kingston pulling his tits out and slapping another man's chest off will always bring me joy.

Tony Kahn out here reeeeeally trying to get me to boo Ricochet and the Demand. Still won't though.

There is entirely too much cunt being served in this Castlerunners/MXM match and for that I am thankful.

Dalton Castle and the Outrunners 💜

Babe, come quick! MXM are here and looking fine as hell again!

Juice Robinson, you fucking weirdo, I love you so much. Anybody that clowns on Fart Turd Rats like that is my new favorite tag team.

"I'm gonna devour your ass, young boy" Mark, bubbah, maybe we should write your next promo out before you get out there next time 😂

Daddy Magic hitting that hump dance like only a true dad would.

Oh damn. So they're gonna murder Daddy Magic tonight, huh?

Y'all know this is a very pro-Speedball Mike Bailey account but even still. That was an absolute banger with Pac. Good Lord. I thought they had it for sure.

No, Speebol! Don't touch the belt!

Goddamn. Pac is a whole ass Thanksgiving meal out there.

Yayy! Sitting down with my hot wife for the special thanksgiving edition of Collision! Starting off with Pac is a bold and perfect choice.

"who taught the baby how to say the F word?!" Me:

Alright, ya little shit. Bring the drama 💜

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

💜 Vengeance💜

...and future Women's Tag Team Championssssaa

"Hardcore...Holiday...DEATHMATCHHHH!!" #AEWDynamite

AEW fully allergic to heterosexuality and not a claritin in sight #AEWDynamite 🤼

They don't call him the jet for nothing. Oof.

Mox selling that he is scared of Toni. Backing off from her. Thats my ace

I just want to know where OC gets them jeggings from. Goddamn, they are tough as shit.

Aww, now for the match I all have been waiting for. I've really been harping on it but seriously, I could watch Claudio and Orange Cassidy fight every single night of the week. Love these two goobers.

Yayyy! Kevin Knight! That drop kick across the ring was fucking wiiiiild.

Jesus, Kevin Knight is just so goddamn impressive. The man just defies physics every time he's out in this ring.

Toni really hit Mox with that "us gals (gn)"

Toni storming the ring? Get out of there, Mox. You're in danger, Pookie! Them ladies gonna fight.

So Opps are the new DR? Hook is the new Yuta. Blah. Swerve and Hangman crash out era though? I'm interested in that part and that part alone.

Swerve's got a staple gun? Swerve's rolling up with Hangman? LFG. Staple that belt to Joe's sturdy Ass.

Wait...so Joe's champion and it's just the "World Champion" again? Man, fuck that.

Babes of Wrath really said *BOW*