i don't have the first idea about the validity of the claims here but i am consulting religious texts to see if there are any patron saints for class action lawsuits i can pray to

maybe it'll be today

Before any of you all go "BuT tHiS wOn'T aFfEcT mE", yes if will. It will affect EVERYONE. Not jusy here on bluesky, on EVERY. FUCKING. WEBSITE. You would have to give up your fucking ID info just to use ANYTHING on the internet. It's mass surveillance. theintercept.com/2026/06/28/a...

🤼 wait tf you mean there was another hour on that shit oh my god

🤼 alright someone wake me up if the 1% chance for swerve to win happens

🤼 just enough of it didn't cut out for me to understand what he was saying lmao

🤼 AUDIO ISSUES MY BELOVED

🤼 alright and we got the cleanup block going rn

🤼 swear jar

🤼 GET HIS ASS MY BEAUTIFUL BOY

🤼 so actual question did we see him set up the trap bag and i just missed it?

🤼 KEVIN'S FUCKIN DEAD

🤼 this is all building to lio rush biting mjf's finger off at the summit of k2 and then falling backwards off it to destroy the dynamite diamond ring once and for all

🤼 idk if i feel like making the gollum joke lmao

🤼 okay so what do we think the cartridge was

🤼 THAT'S A RELIC

🤼 KYLE NOT THE NES

🤼 doyle and knight together form the team "speedball's evil exes"

🤼 speaking of, if you buy into the theory they're looking to beat roman's record, athena's now within a month of doing so

🤼 not even a year, she's totally gonna be the one to knock off athena

🤼 yeah maya is absolutely in that "world champion given a year or two" category

🤼 fuuuuuuck man i really thought she'd do it

🤼 logically, there's no way mercedes loses this, mercedes/thekla is the biggest womens match they can run for wembly right now, but goddamnit i want to believe

🤼 im happy to see my knife pervert back man that's a great thing to come back to

🤼 now turn heel on the 50 year old canadian man from the attitude era and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

🤼 KING FUCKING SWITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

🤼 DO IT

🤼 okay sick i needed a break match

🤼 I TOLD YALL THEY SET OKADA UP

🤼 thekla/slk was really good, feel like the middle kinda sagged but they pulled it back in

🤼 OOOF either thekla was too far back or slk didn't get far enough because thekla got kneed to hell there

🤼 they didn't give okada security or anything they set that mf up to get murdered

🤼 that is *fear* on okada's face lmao

🤼 ALRIGHT THEKLA/SLK TIME

🤼 im still not enormous on him but yeah shota's winning me over

🤼 HI PRESIDENT o7

🤼 shooter/pac was great, hell yeah

🤼 (that said please let bandido do more in aew than take ls)

🤼 mox/bandido was great

🤼 kenny/zack killed it damn

🤼 OUGH that counter was hot

🤼 uhh guys switchblade posted and its not a question

🤼 fuck it let zack win. find a way to give him the wembly main

🤼 ALREADY?????

🤼 wait was this #1 contenders

🤼 really good 3way tag

🤼 titan lmao

🤼 alright yall WE ME MUEROING IT IN THIS MF

🤼 alright party match opening

🤼 have they said what's the opener yet