Merge two movies: Guardians of the Galaxy Quest

The Colosseum in scenic Sayreville, NJ 😂

For the first time, the House has voted to approve a war powers resolution to end the military conflict with Iran

The Brenda Meeks @letterboxd.social is how you promote a legacy sequel in 2026 letterboxd.com/itsbrendabit...

That’s enough election coverage. I need a snarky Scot making fun of dumb hotties in Fiji.

"For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I've been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them." Bravo, Scott Pelley.

Rupert Murdoch Ruins Everything

So many people who can reasonably be described as “that little shit” are in charge of so much of society.

I will not vote for anyone who does not commit to expanding the court to 13 seats and imposing term limits on justices, retroactively if legally possible. You should not either. It must become a job requirement for Dems in Congress and the White House.

This morning in a nutshell:

The fact that I can play this on my speakers now? It’s honestly such a trip hearing talented violinists interpret and perform what I’ve always experienced as synths previously. Also, the marimba and electric guitar on Dino Dino Jungle? Chef’s Kiss. #mkw

I basically did my arm day workout to Rainbow Road on repeat. 😂

BUZZ LUTHOR TO THE RESCUE!

Happy Pride! They did it, Joe. 🥹

Already tired of Taylor’s Oscar campaign

WHAT DAY IS IT

Like a bawse

Get you a colleague and friend who has your back like Scott Pelley does for the '60 Minutes' team. S-tier mensch behavior here.

Happy Pride, lezzies, bis, gays and theys. 🏳️‍🌈

In about an hour?

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accessing the mainframe like:

Remember: cishet white women can be just as toxic as their male counterparts. “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

Maybe it’s the general Captain America-ness of him, but Mythical Kitchen Josh is… 🥵

all of the straight men on my timeline are happy tonight and I'm thrilled for them.

Post a fictional character that you relate to a little TOO much

Platner's candidacy:

the only things I've done today are fill out my primary ballot and watch YouTube. my votes were strategic for the most part. ballot still needs to get put in a drop box or turned in at a polling place Tuesday.

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i don't care what your mom or granny taught you. please don't 'wash' your chicken. it's not necessary and all you're really doing is spreading droplets of bacteria-laden raw chicken juice all over your kitchen. 🤢 cooking to the proper temperature will 'clean' it. thank you. #dragrace #PSA

Billy Eichner releasing a memoir solely on audiobook because his original idea of screaming it in your face on the street seemed a little rough on his schedule.

When Stephen miller dies, a bunch of bugs are going to crawl out of his corpse like Oogie Boogie from A Nightmare Before Christmas.

“…but Tom Steyer seems like a nice guy?”

I was today years old when I learned this. What a legend.

Asked About Stephen Miller, DNC Staffer Happy to Confirm: ‘I Stand by Calling Him an Ugly Fuck’ www.commondreams.org/news/stephen...

Vaxxed?

ICE is targeting press outside Delaney Hall

These queens talking about washing their chicken before cooking it… 💀 #allstars #dragrace

Thanks Universe, I needed this today.

Still thinking about it. Not just “stuck the landing” but rewrote the definition. I don’t buy physical media much anymore, but I’ll buy a Blu-ray boxed set of this in a heartbeat just to have it and revisit when HBO Max inevitably becomes Paramount Max Plus with HBO (and Showtime too!) #HACKS

Los Angeles: it's fucking Spencer Pratt. He was a SIDE CHARACTER on a 20-year old MTV show. You are deeply unserious.

“You haven’t mailed back your primary ballot yet!” Yeah, because there’s nobody I WANT to vote for. 😒

Brian remains on fire.

One of the greatest television series ever, start to finish. 👏👏👏 #hacks

There is dumb, then there is "I'm voting for Spencer Pratt for mayor of LA" dumb.

Real good bit about the slippery slope of genAI use. A battle we're already fighting, especially against the C-suite.

These idiots don't understand how airports work. You can't just shift international capacity to another airport. This is either a pure bluff or the dumbest shit I've seen yet.

Roller coaster break down? Thrill issue.