@joshgondelman.bsky.social I nearly did a spit-take at “Ozempican Girls.” 🤣 #wwdtm

Some weapons grade cope right there.

I needed that cackle over Jane Don’t and her Discord walk. 😂

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

The fact that they did this on a Friday night to avoid rattling the markets is not lost on me.

It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.

The US Jewish community is going to suffer disproportionately because of this idiotic choice.

Oh.

“Pre-emptive” ❌ “Unprovoked” ✅

Just woke up to this. 🚨 US and Israel attack Iran.

I really disliked Plane Jane on Drag Race, but she's a riot on #HouseofVillains

Seeing the TerfNazi’s video game at bargain bin sale price 85% off is so satisfying. #protecttranskids

To recap: Anthropic refused to do killbots or mass surveillance. DOD trying to destroy company. Altman: we are now working with DOD, who totally respect safety and oppose mass surveillance! Why would anyone trust a word Altman says after this?

Sam Altman is desperate bootlicking trash. JFC.

Today at age 43 I realized that Beck was singing “soy un perdedor.” aka “I’m a loser” en español.

No notes.

You ever have to turn your camera off simply because your face has no mute and you couldn’t risk coworkers & leadership seeing your reactions to what was being said?

Paramount should enjoy its growing news monopoly while they have it because when Democrats win back power we are going to break up these anti-democratic information conglomerates. All of them.

Whenever I hear someone rant about how much they hate modern Star Trek.

They’ve almost got it.

Did anyone tell Candiace the name of the game she was playing? Grow up. Take the L. 😂 #thetraitorsus

Did Bjork style Alan for this finale or something? #thetraitors

Have the stomach? Shit, I’ll do it for free.

Traitors finale! Genuinely the first American season I’ve liked since Cirie won the first.

"Oh I'll eat cake, I'll eat ass." "Just the cake." I've missed Paul Abrahamian. 😂 #HouseofVillains

#HouseofVillains uncensored? Even better. Also, hi Bananas!

oh, I'm so happy to have #HouseofVillains back

i always thought my dad had been a good one but now i’m realizing he didn’t even buy me ONE entertainment conglomerate and i am livid

I, for one, welcome our new Yzma & Kronk-er Coaster. Villains Land was never going to be "scary," so I'd love for it to be beautiful & fun.

Nurul Amin Shah Alam crossed oceans to flee unimaginable violence, only to die here — where he should have been safe. The cruelty is endless.

Tilly! 🥰

The newest member of Awards Season, The TRUMPYS #sotu

This is like the worst version of the Jerry Springer show.

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

red meat for the base and mooching off other people's accomplishments, as usual. #sotu

they're getting to him. he really thought he'd be able to "gotcha" them with these props.

The #SOTU in a nutshell

Get him, Reps. Omar & Tlaib. #sotu

I don’t care who you are. If you allow this walking venereal disease to use you like this, fuck you. It’s not an honor. You’re a prop. #sotu

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the #SOTU:

This glory-hound bitch is so pathetic. 😂

Seriously, if no one slipped him a laxative before this SOTU, I will have lost my faith in humanity...

I'm not watching for the speech, I'm watching for the reaction to the speech. Hoping people disregard Jeffries and let that addled rotten pumpkin have it. #sotu

I actually forget that these scenes are all in a row, each one of them being so funny on their own terms

live at the SOTU would be pretty epic, just sayin...