Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

His abrupt shift to "I WANT GREENLAND! BECAUSE REASONS! LOOK AT ME! I TOOK ANOTHER COGNITIVE TEST! I'M GONNA HAVE A BALLROOM!" with no consequences, all while the damn Epstein files *STILL* haven't been released, makes me want to rip holes in the wall over just how utterly stupid things have gotten.

It’s not a lot but it’s WEIRD THAT IT’S HAPPENED TWICE.

... buddy did you not realize what you just did with this picture

it's not piracy. it's archiving in preparation for the end of the world. everyone is going to need a post-apocalypse gimmick and catchy, ominous name. mine will be "the museum".

The "word" of the year is AI slop, I'm so happy, the mainstream backlash is happening for real

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As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me: - A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect - Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas - Do Me (It's Christmas) - I Want To Fuck Santa

who wants to do a louvre

HAPPY EXPLODING WHALE DAY! (this whole thread is great)

I don't know why people aren't having more kids. We've tried everything from soaring inflation, suppressing wages, stripping rights, destroying public services, making literally everything more expensive, making literally everything more expensive in a different way, and sending in the marines

Ozyman, Ozyman- dias does what no mortal can and his works? are they there? no, but maybe still despair

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

#nokings Portland frog brigade

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!

oh you asked chatgpt? well I got high on paint fumes and asked the fae in the woods and they think you're lame as hell for that.

PSA: A reminder that Margot Robbie, Emma Stone, Samara Weaving, Jaime Pressly, Jaime Mackey and Jaime King are actually six different people

Drawtober Day 6: The Witch's Familiar #drawtober #Halloweenie

Greatest Of All Time Says Everyone

that endless feeling (for too long now)

Normalize making up words when you’re naming streets!!

we won’t even be able to piss on his grave because he was into that

Idk guys, maybe it’s a little weird that this White House keeps holding press conferences about how Americans aren’t grateful enough for all of the authoritarianism

And the fact that while his people and the press are pretending he's not dying, he is, and HE knows it, *and it terrifies him and is affecting his judgement* is probably a Thing we will all take for granted 20 years from now.

Gavin Newsom is a transphobe and I'll do anything I can to make sure he's never the nominee. The people running his social media account are hilarious and I applaud their expert trolling. Both things can be true.

Took EIGHT officers to catch Subway Barry Allen.

Goddam it. I am so very tired.

I really, really want someone to sneak a 3D printer into my garage without my consent, tbh.

It's almost like it's the diff between a generation who got calls mostly from friends and one that gets calls mostly from scammera

My plan to revive American manufacturing is to: raise the price of inputs like steel, aluminum & copper; create shortages of rare earths; generate less electricity; invite retaliatory tariffs; cut R&D; raise borrowing costs by blowing out the budget; and to cover it all in a cloud of uncertainty.

Do we still need stories about an aspirational immigrant who's so devoted to his adopted country that he regularly puts himself in danger to help even those who fear and distrust him, and who's primary antagonist is an egotistical tech billionaire? Yes, fucking obviously. You numpties.

SCROLLING STOP POINT! Have you eaten a food? Have you drank a water? Have you taken a shower? Advanced level: Have you done a stretch/stood up and walked around? ADHD level: Do you need to pee? Go do that shit! GO DO IT NOW!

Contractions with 3 words: -she'd've -wouldn't've Contractions with more than 3 words: -y'all'll've -they'dn't've

Pop fans thinking a recession will bring back early '10s party music reminds me a lot of how everyone thought the Iraq War would lead to a lot of great rock music. It doesn't work like that!

Ah, so we are no longer *metaphorically* reinventing cable TV. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

Fun fact: in the 1960s, Civil Rights protestors were given literal classes on nonviolent protest; they didn't all just spontaneously know what to do. So, if you're planning on showing up, this weekend: read this comic. And if you're staying home, signal-boost it/link it around.

Hadn’t heard of people doing a “Tate Check” before, but it seems like it’s working exactly as intended…

Also fun fact: she’s dead now. Is that because of the comparison? Maaaaaaybe (no) (maybe)

Happy Pride.

"If I have to obey all these rules, so do they!" But you don't you silly fuck! Drink from a straw! Paint your nails! Wear a kilt! Treat women like people! The only person policing you right now is you, unless you keep pushing to make this the real law and then you'll truly be miserable.

“Have you seen the new sidewalks? Have you seen the new sidewalks?” Small town living is WILD

This is your reminder to pop your phone out of its case to clean out the bits that have got trapped under the edges.

I know this is radical thinking but i don’t think our media should let a bunch of white supremacists redefine “antisemitism” as meaning “opposition to the slaughter of civilians” without any pushback.

When I say my mother loved puzzles, I mean she did the Sunday NY Times every week in under 15 minutes. In pen. Everyone refused to play scrabble with her because her low scores were 400+. She did 5000+ piece jigsaw puzzles with the pieces upside down.

My mother (daughter of the above grands) wasn't autistic, she was just really good at fixing stuff. And got "irrationally emotional" when a collar touched her neck or a sock seam touched her toes. And loved puzzles. And ate the same foods every day for 40+ years. And preferred cats to people.

My grandfather wasn't autistic, he was just really into trains. And routines. And got "irrationally angry" when food touched. And never went barefoot in the house because he hated socks on hardwoods. And spoke more often to the cats than his own wife.

they are really trying to get people to forget what those are for