There's a sequence in Caddyshack in which a golfer presses on through increasingly dangerous weather because he's shooting the game of his life and refuses to quit. It ends with him botching the final hole and then getting killed by a lightning strike. Thinking about that for no reason whatsoever.

figured out how to emulate the super gameboy. i can finally play these games the way you're supposed to

There is just no justification for private fireworks. No one should have the right to make that fucking much noise just because they, individually, decide they want to make explosions.

Now this is streetpassing....

I can see fireworks from my apartment. Kinda meh compared to the opening act…

Vintage watercolor books with full-color illustrations are VERY hard to find with a pre-1980 publication date but the watercolor books and booklets published in the UK in the 1920s and 1930s by J Littlejohns are color!

"You know, I was God once" "Yes, I saw, you were doing well until everyone died"

It's time.

mom watching how I load the dishwasher

Sabrina and Olivia are both Bruno Mars-style retro pop nerds, albeit for different genres/eras

Quick reminder with that Stephen Pollard article going around about how awful BlueSky is pathetic, here was my last interaction with him. So it’s a shame he’s not here as he has the same joke recognition skills as the core user base

CITATION NEEDED

im so angry at cisgender ppl. i don’t think that anger will ever go away tbh.

Suicide rates are spiking since Labour went further than the Tories in their attempts to remove trans people from society. You're not remotely concerned about the impact of Reform on any marginalised group. You're concerned about the impact on you & just using those groups as a virtue signal

David Lynch apparently hated Patrick Stewart because he’d cast him in Dune and mistaken him for someone else based on his costume in Henry IV My mum hates Patrick Stewart because she bought his autobiography thinking he was Ian McKellen and then read the whole thing out of spite.

pretty funny coming from a nation that has been completely overthrown by a couple south african nazis without a single shot needing to be fired.

i hate it when ‘centrists’ try to gaslight me about labour’s transphobia. they’re literally being red flagged by international human rights organisations for being in the early stages of genocide.

This weekend is the 30th anniversary of Ain't it Cool News. Say what you will about its founder—and there's a lot to be said—but a lot of talented folks cut their teeth on that site, found their audience there, or just were influenced by the reviews & culture. Much love to all of YOU this weekend.

At a guess: it’s been decided Farage can’t be trusted with running the show, but there’s an assumption he can at least be shitehoused into making a deal with the Tories where he takes a subordinate role.

You don't have to write every day to be a writer, just make sure you feel guilty about not writing enough each day...that is all. You're welcome.

Hi :3

Found this fun moon landing penny in my grandmother's stuff.

A reminder that as you see photos of those Patriot Front douchebags today, they are marching on a holiday because none of them have anywhere else to be. None of them have friends or family who want them around on a holiday. No one is missing them today. They're already with their only friends.

Having my organs removed and preserved in my collection of Dunkin' Canopic Jars.

The final battle.

If you’re a dude at 15 you have to pick a book to choose what kind of nerd you’re going to be. You can be a Dune nerd or a Tolkien nerd or a William Gibson nerd. This is like picking your starter pokemon

Perennial eating contest champion Joey Chestnut took his talents to the Mushroom Kingdom and once again emerged victorious. paletteswap.site/dif...

Happy 4th of July!

Bork on the Fourth of July (1989)

Not bad for my first time picking up watercolors in 30 years.

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

are you fucking kidding me? sony's telling partners they can get new discs printed of old games after the cut-off date (a 2027 game can still be printed after the 2028 cut-off). so it's literally just about controlling the entire storefront and pricing, and not about consumer demand.

new metaphor just dropped

adhd is hell. i cannot finish big projects to save my life and it makes me sad

So, after trying to use people with disabilities and women generally as shields, AI art fanatics are now claiming that AI art is better for the environment. Their numbers being based on the idea that humans LIVING use resources and have a carbon footprint. The desperation and sheer inhumanity.

you can always tell who was raised proper

Potato vs the water hose.

My favorite JAWS trivia

My (legitimate) favorite thing about voice acting and voice actors is every single one of us has our own "Ah BEANS! I messed up the line!" sound we make after a failed take. Having listened to countless audio files for mastering... I love the differences in the sounds we all make when we mess up XD

Word 2003 never met a toolbar it didn't install automatically by weblink. (Source.)

Some of my best friends are basic bitches

Nigel Farage returning to one of his five homes after a long hard day being a man of the people.

Had another dream of a werewolf slasher movie staring Al Pacino