NO LGB WITHOUT THE T 🏳️‍⚧️

Happy #OpeningDay. 🥲

post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Making tacos for dinner tonight because it's what my little requested!

REMINDER: THE USPS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A BUSINESS THAT IS MAKING MONEY. IT IS A CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED ENTITY FOR THE PEOPLE.

I think I will drown my sorrows in these leftover Texas Roadhouse rolls and butter. Maybe that will fix me.

Instead of relaxing on Sundays, I get a jump start on things to do for the week just to make my Mondays suck less. I'm a happier person when I can spend my Monday afternoons in an empty house doing whatever I want 😁

Ever finished a book series and just sat there afterwards feeling disappointed and maybe a little disgusted? Like I just read through all those books, journeyed through the entire storyline, immersed in an another world entirely just for it to end like that? I feel betrayed.

OnlyFans, but it's just me introducing my plethora of Squishmallows

Cookies in the oven...please let them be good, please let them be good, please let them be good 🤞🙏🤞🙏

Salvy, Maikel, and Luinder are World Baseball Classic Champions!!! 🇻🇪 #WorldBaseballClassic

This is Goose. He wants to know where you're going. If it's not too late, he'd like to suggest the park. 12/10 (IG: goosethelab_)

💙 #WorldBaseballClassic

Sedgwick County Zoo, the Cosmosphere, Great Plains Nature Center, Exploration Place, Cowtown

What?!?

Search your camera roll for "Hell"

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.

This is Stevie. He's on squirrel watch. His stuffed friend is also a squirrel, but he's one of the good ones. 14/10 (IG: longdogstevie)

Can you get abs of steel from coughing?

May have kicked life a little too hard in the dick yesterday. Turns out, it will kick back.

My ovary is on revolt and I'm trying so hard to not make it everyone's problem.

Life was kicking me in the ass yesterday so today I'm going to do my best to return the favor and kick it in the dick. I hope you get what you need from today, beautiful people ❤️😘

"Why are you crying? It's just a kid's movie." The movie:

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It's only Monday and I'm already fucking over this week.

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

The perfect candle for women's history month doesn't exi...

Trying to meal plan for the week at 10 pm on Sunday and it's not going well...

One month to go.

Art. 🤌

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Post a Jedi...wrong answers only:

Eat my shit you fucking weirdo

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Gonna catch some sun while I can ☀️😎

Y'all, if this weather could just make up its mind...

We only rate dogs. This is a really cool rock. We can understand why you would want to share, but please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (TT: xansinthebong)