the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests

this one goes out to all the haters who said “a watched pot never boils” bet you feel stupid now huh

Kevin Harlan the absolute 🐐 Williams to Kmet from Westwood One

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

c.j. stroud did everything right here. you have to throw the ball if you want to be the champion

people should be talking about the chiefs instead of these yahoos. the chiefs are my favorite team, and they’re the best football team in the whole world

Insert "They call him Mr. January because he'll never play in February"

Do I genuinely believe The Protomen are going to reveal Act III part 2 or Act IV this year? Yes Do I also feel crazy talking about it? Absolutely.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

telling my wife about the protomen today

You could tell the exact moment Rodgers retired

Me in the press pool asking Aaron Rodgers about his "wife"

Justin Herbert has to be the QB who gets the most praise without ever actually proving it

In the end, The Bears are still The Bears

"y cant metroid crawl?" is an all-timer but honestly the whole saga is gold too

The protomen doing the "hidden second album thing" but probably real is so funny. There's more I'm sure of it

THERE WAS ANOTHER WHO CAME BEFORE YOU HE WAS A HERO AND YOUR BROTHER AND MY SON #protomen

If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

It really bums me out that with how much cruelty we face on a macro level, people are just so committed to being cruel to one another on a micro level too. What’s the point! Anyone with a soul is suffering! Why are we so insistent on making life more unbearable over nothing!

AAAHHHHHHHHHH

Having only ever lived in Ohio and Maine, it didn’t occur to me until just now that there are so many states without a single lighthouse. Kansas must be littered with crashed boats on its shores.

I keep laughing at this

Girls with circle swirly glasses are the big thing for 2026

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.

I haven't thought about this game in like 15 years Holy shit

this is how i feel anytime i talk about books :-)

It is midnight in Gotham City.

resolutions

Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.

Right before Christmas, my stepbrother Lucas found out he had a brain tumor. It has been really hard for my family. Lucas is a great dude and he needs help covering the expenses as he doesn’t have insurance. Please boost this if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

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You could put Elaine May, Dorothy Parker and William Shakespeare in a room together and they'd never write a punchline this funny.

We're so blessed that Krillin didn't get tall. It's easy to take it for granted now but it wasn't a given at the time.

Always buy physical. They can't delist your disc of Jojo siwa worldwide party

after this, there is no turning back. you take the blue pill—your cold/flu symptoms subside and you will fall asleep. you take the red pill—your cold/flu symptoms subside, but you will stay awake. remember: all im offering is the truth.

I can't believe today they aired the season finale of one piece