Let's rock, Gotham fans! Come hang out with @evandavissports.bsky.social under the xOG tent this afternoon! partiful.com/e/ohOUQtgvRB...

V A M O S

Big Papi: Jackson, it's Papi... Jackson Chourio: Hey Papi Papi: Hey the United States, they kidnap you president about a couple of months ago... Does that give you guys a little extra motivation for tomorrow's championship game?

vamos

1) Buy company with somebody else's money 2) Run company into the ground 3) Sell company to de facto state media 4) Put almost $1 billion in own pocket Don't let anyone ever tell you the system isn't working as intended!

And the overwhelming majority of coaches are neither good or bad, so you gotta be a special kind of asshole to actively hurt your squad.

1) One Battle After Another 2) The Secret Agent . . . 3) Sinners 4) Marty Supreme . . . 5) Sentimental Value . . . 6) Bugonia 7) F1 . . . 8) Train Dreams 9) Frankenstein 10) Hamnet

Not sure I've ever encountered a more sour, miserable bunch of losers in modern sports.

If there's one place where I feel we whiffed, it's that the Chicago Stars don't deserve a song as good as "Your Love"

I seriously can't thank @xowngoals.com's @evandavissports.bsky.social and @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social enough for taking their time to speak and make this one of the top episodes ever. If you wanted in-depth analysis & more, this is everything. They are world class & 2 of the absolute best.

INDUSTRY (S4 E6), "Dear Henry"

Speaking of squeezing a lot in, the guys make a cameo! They'll be registering with the extras union forthwith.

it's even funnier bc the Canadian 100% did the thing the Swede was accusing him of bsky.app/profile/suss...

The unicorn of sporting events: curling trash talk.

USA-Canada combined scoreline in their last seven meetings: 35 - 11

Brett Gallant, push me

Darkest-timeline Chris Gethard

We knew this was BS 85 years ago

HEATED RIVALRY but it's Bruce Mouat and anyone he deems fit to bring into the house if u know what i mean

This is how WEAPONS should have ended

Gonna tell my kids these were the Ghostbusters

Question from moi

I wish people would stop referring to handouts for and collective organization among rich people as "socialism", even as a bit. We have a word for this type of behavior. It's called oligarchy.

hootin' n hollerin' at the thought of Literally Tony Kushner going apeshit on the uptown express

Love this dork

Great to see The Jacob Frey Experience reuniting after releasing their biggest hits in 2020

The first five minutes of Mayor Mamdani are going great

Mattie is a bass shredder, This Pleases Me

Someone needs to inform those boys that they could just do that if they want. If you want a romantic gay cottage trip you can just have that.

You could put Elaine May, Dorothy Parker and William Shakespeare in a room together and they'd never write a punchline this funny.

Our man loves a lab leak theory

US women with THREE STRAIGHT STEALS GTFO

US and Norway women just traded three-rock ends in the final qualifying game for the Olympics curling tournament LFGGGGGGGGG

Olympics bound LFGGGGGGGGG

Look, Shuster seemed in the driver's seat coming out of quals in 2010 and 2014 and we know what happened there, but sweet holy jeezus Casper is a savage

It is surprisingly, delightfully, so so wonderfully good, at every level of its craft. And it is so goddamn horny.

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35 years of flawless content

Main takeaways from STRANGER THINGS s5 e1-4: - What if Pizzagate was true tho - Coming out gives you superpowers - Vecna is Babadook's cousin (no I will not be explaining this further)

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Then, they turn their attentions to Gotham's at-the-death golazo to get them past the Orlando Pride. This game was a tough watch! Can Gotham rely on more offense than Jaedyn Shaw golazos in the Championship?

Our semifinal recaps are up! The guys first tackle the drubbing the Washington Spirit laid on the Portland Thorns.

Missing New York tonight

Right on time: an impending economic crisis arrives on our doorstep and the latest group of 20-somethings gets The Avocado Toast Treatment archive.ph/2TI8J

Strong "Big Guy, Little Guy" energy

*sighs*

MARINE LAYER DEFEATED

"Never-Ending Story" on the organ, so savage