Eric Mallory Morgan
@ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social
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Writer / Mediocre Outdoorsman Co-host of
@xowngoals.com
Mostly here to talk footy.
Catching an elbow from Victor Wembanyama seems like a fate worse than death. The dude is sharp.
2 days ago
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But how will Mamdani bounce back?
3 days ago
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Horrible miss for Gabriel. John Terry-esque.
3 days ago
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Petrostate defeats Walton family!
3 days ago
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Fitting if the Meat Wall decides this
3 days ago
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80 yard diagonal dimes are never not impressive.
3 days ago
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Soccer is stressful. (Even when you donāt care about the result)
3 days ago
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Doink! Khvicha Kvaratskhelia is so good my phone doesnāt even autocorrect. It knows.
3 days ago
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Ballon dāOr was a bit much but thatās a very good and unstoppable penalty.
3 days ago
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Stonewall penalty. Should a second yellow for Mosquera.
3 days ago
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HT: Arsenal 1-0 PSG Miserable, cagey half mostly. Underrated tactic I always liked when I played and Kai Havertz deployed today. If in doubt (and especially up close or in tight angle situations): aim at the Keeperās head.
3 days ago
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And also finishing isnāt real lololol
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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What. A. FINISH.
3 days ago
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Finally old enough to see the day bands from our youths perform lame renditions of decades old hits in front in disinterested sporting event attendees. Iām Mr. Brightside indeed.
3 days ago
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Please excuse me from gym
11 days ago
No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.
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itās incredible to watch a manager sabotage a golden generation... but for a German to do it to the English is pure schadenfreude.
11 days ago
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Congratulations Meat Wall! You did it!
14 days ago
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Iāve watched a lot of sports over the course of my life and rarely have I seen a team more f*cked on more fronts than the Chicago Stars. Itās extraordinary.
16 days ago
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I keep thinking about two words: Enshittification & Slop 2026 is going great.
19 days ago
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As a fellow Morgan, that one hurt me! My condolences, Esme.
about 1 month ago
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š¤ CANTORE! š¤
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
You don't say!
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Thatās an unusually agile Cal Tech grad.
about 1 month ago
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Trojan War OSINT Account
about 1 month ago
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
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about 1 month ago
EMERGENCY POD! The
#NWSL
gets an 18th team in Columbus, and the owners will vote on moving to a winter calendar. Does this benefit the players? Nope. Does this benefit fans? Not really. Does this benefit the citizens of Columbus? Not on your life. Are both happening? You betcha!
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NWSL Expands to COLUMBUS and FLIPS the Calendar!!
YouTube video by Expected Own Goals
https://youtu.be/diQKjzCkgbg
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When the graphics dude is an elite shitposter
about 1 month ago
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If thereās anything the Los Angeles Kings really know how to do, itās lose in overtime.
about 1 month ago
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Kings v Avs is the hockey equivalent of edging.
about 1 month ago
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As if things werenāt already hard enough
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about 1 month ago
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Remember when Pickford shattered Van Dijkās knee on an egregious high tackle, knocking him out for a season? Big Virg does.
about 1 month ago
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In an attempt to curb a post-migraine bout of depression, I put on an audiobook about the history of Israel-Palestine and wandered around Costco. 3.5 Stars
about 2 months ago
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Everyone thinks we live in āOppenheimerā but we actually live in āDr. Strangeloveā
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about 2 months ago
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All Iām saying is if Iām on the Artemis right now, Iām debating not coming back.
about 2 months ago
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Cori Close ā> Cori You Have Arrived at Your Destination
about 2 months ago
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Pretty good day to be a UCLA alum. This is one of the most dominant championship game performances Iāve ever seen ā regardless of sport.
about 2 months ago
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The bar is showing Alien in the background and I cannot look away. Perfect movie.
about 2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Good take.
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2 months ago
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Italy hasnāt played in a World Cup since the Obama era.
2 months ago
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They just remodeled PDX and itās GLORIOUS. You couldnāt fire a coach on a nicer tarmac.
2 months ago
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2 months ago
In case the
@kansascitycurrent.bsky.social
weren't aware, here are a few examples of Missouri "sundown towns" from as recent as the 1990s. š
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Turning off the Television so I can listen to Televison.
2 months ago
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Now THAT is how you foul a GK.
#uwcl
2 months ago
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Houston: 83F with 42% humidity. I donāt know about
@evandavissports.bsky.social
, but thatās exactly my personal limit for wearing a fox costume.
2 months ago
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Hot take ā this is really, really good business from Houston.
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2 months ago
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Chicago Stars are Blind
youtu.be/6Mj776YiPCU?...
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2 months ago
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How bad is Sienaās bench? We may never know.
2 months ago
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Donāt Go Jason Waterfalls
2 months ago
Didnāt expect to use this in the first round
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Adam Parkhomenko
3 months ago
I could watch this all day
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Hey Bobby Witt Jr., at least you donāt have to choke down a cold quarter pounder with cheese at the White House! Things are looking up!
3 months ago
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