Anyone else watching Gotham v Spirit?

Seems bad. Like this game should not be played bad.

Pre match stats ahead of Gotham v Washington: AQI: 220 Temp: 86 Hydration breaks incoming: 4??? $ I paid for this ticket: 15 Rows I am from the top of the stadium: 2 Souvenir cup: acquired

A foreign manager has never won a Men’s World Cup… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

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The lesson of this game is clear: England just don’t have enough MLS players to compete at the highest level

Yep

Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!

He can’t get no satisfaction

Schadenfreude is a German word

*from Brighton to Newcastle, Plymouth to Hull, choking sounds abound*

.09 xGOT on that goal. What is Jordan Pickford doing?!

A keeper with normal sized arms gets that

And to think I was about to post something snotty about short corners

Better off Djed. Iconic tackle.

It’s wild Argentina and England are both total shit at hockey.

I’m rooting for MESSY.

I completely understand why people dislike both of these teams.

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

France losing entirely due to their DEI hires would be pretty funny

Unai Simon playing like he snorted 80 mgs of Adderall. LOCKED IN.

If France keep this up no way they’ll be Deschamps

Seems Doué or Dié for France.

I now feel bad about donating my copy of “Soccernomics” — it was doing a greater service to humanity collecting cobwebs in my basement.

fatality www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZB...

I am hearing that on his deathbed Lindsey Graham received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Maybe the Republican Party really is a death cult…

Ukraine appears plenty lethal, Senator.

Golazo. Julian Alvarez with the second best goal of the World Cup and the best goal not scored against Argentina. Worth revisiting if you are hate watching Argentina v Switzerland (and it seems many of you are): youtu.be/5kJG7zWOSjU?...

Or if you’re gonna dive, at least feel some contact.

Has the reffing at the World Cup been unusually bad? No. Have Argentina and England been catching some real breaks? Yes. Is there some grand conspiracy? Dunno. It’s FIFA, I don’t underestimate their capacity for corruption. Ever. Fortunately, one of Argentina and England will now have to lose.

Best of these yet

Here’s the deal: DONT DIVE

Always happy to be wrong. Argentina playing like they could take or leave it.

I fear this game will not be competitive

Oars down 🇳🇴

How do you say “gettin’ fucked” in Norwegian?

Croatia, we see you.

The Cable of God!

Anderson is a Swedish spelling. (Sometimes it’s Andersson, I know.) Andersen is a Norwegian spelling. Checks out, Elliot.

You can’t spell Sorloth without SLOTH. Norway are gonna regret squandering that 2v1. Jude Bellingham just performed surgery on that herring-soft Norwegian backline.

“Me mum says I can be anything I want despite me wee little arms!” - Jordan Pickford

The weather and travel finally caught up to England. That and Jordan Pickford being terrible.

My phone wants to autocorrect “Lammens” to “Laments” which feels spiritually correct.

The USMNT would’ve been THRASHED by this Spain team.

It’s 74F/ 23C in Inglewood. We need all English broadcasters to begin their commentaries about the weather with “As cowards…”

We are back!!! There's a lot to catch up on, from Manaka moving to Chelsea, to Sam Kerr coming to Gotham, and Kennedy Fuller heading to Bay FC. Most importantly, why did Angel City sign Ally Sentnor and fire head coach Alex Straus? Does this undo the club's long-term plans? Watch/like/subscribe now!

Dembele and Mbappé and Olise oh my! France = problème

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Winners I’m fine with: France Winners I’m fine with but other people hate: Argentina Winners I’m less fine with because of pending court cases: Morocco Blah: Spain Norway Belgium HOW?! Switzerland Winners that are totally unacceptable: England