In an attempt to curb a post-migraine bout of depression, I put on an audiobook about the history of Israel-Palestine and wandered around Costco. 3.5 Stars

Everyone thinks we live in “Oppenheimer” but we actually live in “Dr. Strangelove”

All I’m saying is if I’m on the Artemis right now, I’m debating not coming back.

Cori Close —> Cori You Have Arrived at Your Destination

Pretty good day to be a UCLA alum. This is one of the most dominant championship game performances I’ve ever seen — regardless of sport.

The bar is showing Alien in the background and I cannot look away. Perfect movie.

Good take.

Italy hasn’t played in a World Cup since the Obama era.

They just remodeled PDX and it’s GLORIOUS. You couldn’t fire a coach on a nicer tarmac.

In case the @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social weren't aware, here are a few examples of Missouri "sundown towns" from as recent as the 1990s. 🙃

Turning off the Television so I can listen to Televison.

Now THAT is how you foul a GK. #uwcl

Houston: 83F with 42% humidity. I don’t know about @evandavissports.bsky.social, but that’s exactly my personal limit for wearing a fox costume.

Hot take — this is really, really good business from Houston.

Chicago Stars are Blind youtu.be/6Mj776YiPCU?...

How bad is Siena’s bench? We may never know.

Didn’t expect to use this in the first round

I could watch this all day

Hey Bobby Witt Jr., at least you don’t have to choke down a cold quarter pounder with cheese at the White House! Things are looking up!

Also, vamos LAFC dear lord David Martínez what a thunderbastard. What a night for all Venezuelans.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Venezuela, for winning the WBC, may we offer you Florida as your prize? I feel this will be a mutually beneficial transaction.

🇻🇪 ¡Vamos Venezuela! 🇻🇪

Bod’øh!

Only Arsenal supporters complain about the perception of their team being unlikable, which, in turn, makes them more unlikable. Vicious cycle.

A good coach is, at best, worth an additional two, maybe max three wins a year. A bad coach can absolutely wreck a team.

Wellness check on @lesleyryder.bsky.social and @emcanderson.bsky.social 😬

Los Angeles! It’s so warm. 82F! No wind, just a light breeze. What is this?! East Coast, my apologies, I’m never coming back hahaha

on the way to Foxboro… and I was struck by a pang of sadness — I’d almost completely forgotten the Boston Legacy were once called BosNation. Memory is fickle and fleeting but we can’t let these important things slip.

Touched down in New England. What’s my first purchase gonna be? Yeah, you got it.

To my own astonishment, this worship music in the Lyft at 4:07am is really doing it for me.

Grounds alone to strip the US of the privilege of hosting the World Cup.

It’s wild that I feel BETTER today about picking Chicago to finish 16th. (I’m sorry Stars fans, you have it so rough.)

Perfect taxiing on the tarmac reading 🛫 Gonna sleep. Hard. Possibly eternally!

2026 Portland Thorns season preview with Expected Own Goals' (xOG) Evan Davis & Eric Morgan #BAONPDX #NWSL - SURPRISING?! 2026 season projection - Offseason - Soph Wilson's return - Robert Vilahamn hire - ?? at CB & 6 - Key Metrics - At Washington Spirit season opener preview youtu.be/YDcyXUuThVE

I seriously can't thank @xowngoals.com's @evandavissports.bsky.social and @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social enough for taking their time to speak and make this one of the top episodes ever. If you wanted in-depth analysis & more, this is everything. They are world class & 2 of the absolute best.

Sold my tickets for tonight‘s game… but this seems extremely funny and part of me wishes I was there.

Tottenham’s keeper did WHAT?! Bam did WHAT?!?! Italy did WHAT?! You put down your phone for one afternoon / evening…

Mainstream Democratic voter: “I still feel like I have no idea what the rationale for this war is.” Me: “I feel like it’s abundantly clear, you just don’t like the answer.”

6:54PM, Los Angeles, CA: 84° and the sun is setting, but there’s still at least a half hour of light in the sky and I just wondered to myself, “why do I feel so good?” Fuck (non-permanent) Daylight Saving Time.

It may tough talking about the Utah Royals, but it's never a challenge to pick @catabush.com's brain about anything. Cat joined the guys to figure out how Utah can find a way through 2026 without another disastrous campaign. (Recorded before the announcement of Kiana Palacios's signing)

It's day 3 of NWSL Season Preview Week! The guys talked to @trebtracy.bsky.social of @angelsonparade.bsky.social about a pivotal season for Angel City FC, from goalscoring to new defensive pieces to the ambitions of Mark Parsons and Alex Straus.

I hate watching Lindsey Heaps. Also, I think Lindsey Heaps is one of the best American players of all-time.

I’ll say this: Colombia is no longer having fun.

Denver fans, get used to that sight: Heaps a furlong offside.

Take my hand, Stars fans, let’s scream into the void together.

NWSL Season Preview Week is here! For the next eight days, we'll be covering all 16 clubs for the 2026 season. For the @denversummitfc.bsky.social, the guys talked to @catabush.com and @kierdoyle.bsky.social of @americansocceranalysis.com about how to build an expansion team with no drafts.