Catching an elbow from Victor Wembanyama seems like a fate worse than death. The dude is sharp.

But how will Mamdani bounce back?

Horrible miss for Gabriel. John Terry-esque.

Petrostate defeats Walton family!

Fitting if the Meat Wall decides this

80 yard diagonal dimes are never not impressive.

Soccer is stressful. (Even when you don’t care about the result)

Doink! Khvicha Kvaratskhelia is so good my phone doesn’t even autocorrect. It knows.

Ballon d’Or was a bit much but that’s a very good and unstoppable penalty.

Stonewall penalty. Should a second yellow for Mosquera.

HT: Arsenal 1-0 PSG Miserable, cagey half mostly. Underrated tactic I always liked when I played and Kai Havertz deployed today. If in doubt (and especially up close or in tight angle situations): aim at the Keeper’s head.

And also finishing isn’t real lololol

What. A. FINISH.

Finally old enough to see the day bands from our youths perform lame renditions of decades old hits in front in disinterested sporting event attendees. I’m Mr. Brightside indeed.

No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.

it’s incredible to watch a manager sabotage a golden generation... but for a German to do it to the English is pure schadenfreude.

Congratulations Meat Wall! You did it!

I’ve watched a lot of sports over the course of my life and rarely have I seen a team more f*cked on more fronts than the Chicago Stars. It’s extraordinary.

I keep thinking about two words: Enshittification & Slop 2026 is going great.

As a fellow Morgan, that one hurt me! My condolences, Esme.

🤌 CANTORE! 🤌

You don't say!

That’s an unusually agile Cal Tech grad.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

EMERGENCY POD! The #NWSL gets an 18th team in Columbus, and the owners will vote on moving to a winter calendar. Does this benefit the players? Nope. Does this benefit fans? Not really. Does this benefit the citizens of Columbus? Not on your life. Are both happening? You betcha!

When the graphics dude is an elite shitposter

If there’s anything the Los Angeles Kings really know how to do, it’s lose in overtime.

Kings v Avs is the hockey equivalent of edging.

As if things weren’t already hard enough

Remember when Pickford shattered Van Dijk’s knee on an egregious high tackle, knocking him out for a season? Big Virg does.

In an attempt to curb a post-migraine bout of depression, I put on an audiobook about the history of Israel-Palestine and wandered around Costco. 3.5 Stars

Everyone thinks we live in “Oppenheimer” but we actually live in “Dr. Strangelove”

All I’m saying is if I’m on the Artemis right now, I’m debating not coming back.

Cori Close —> Cori You Have Arrived at Your Destination

Pretty good day to be a UCLA alum. This is one of the most dominant championship game performances I’ve ever seen — regardless of sport.

The bar is showing Alien in the background and I cannot look away. Perfect movie.

Good take.

Italy hasn’t played in a World Cup since the Obama era.

They just remodeled PDX and it’s GLORIOUS. You couldn’t fire a coach on a nicer tarmac.

In case the @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social weren't aware, here are a few examples of Missouri "sundown towns" from as recent as the 1990s. 🙃

Turning off the Television so I can listen to Televison.

Now THAT is how you foul a GK. #uwcl

Houston: 83F with 42% humidity. I don’t know about @evandavissports.bsky.social, but that’s exactly my personal limit for wearing a fox costume.

Hot take — this is really, really good business from Houston.

Chicago Stars are Blind youtu.be/6Mj776YiPCU?...

How bad is Siena’s bench? We may never know.

Didn’t expect to use this in the first round

I could watch this all day

Hey Bobby Witt Jr., at least you don’t have to choke down a cold quarter pounder with cheese at the White House! Things are looking up!