Is there anything more futile than taking pictures of the moon on your phone?

Nailed it.

Angel City, what the actual f*ck happened here?! Alyssa Thompson’s reps, great work. Chelsea, don’t wreck her.

Correct per usual from @kimischilling.bsky.social

Dom “Alexander-Arnold” Szoboszlai did Trent stuff all day (maybe defended ever better) and then hit a FK equal to or better than Trent ever has… I’m so impressed with Slot and Dom… if Dom is Milner 2.0, great. If he’s Trent 2.0 bully for #LFC

WHAT A FUCKING BANGER T̶R̶E̶N̶T̶ DOM

How it feels when the North Carolina Courage conduct a press conference…

I feel like I just over-did-it at an all-you-can-eat soccer buffet these last two days and now I need to unbuckle my belt and maybe take an incognito nap in this metaphorical dining establishment.

Ah yes, a classic axis rematch.

Die Nationalelf, today with an emphasis on DIE. #WEuro2025 #germany

My hamstrings hurt just watching this German team grind every moment out. #WEuro2025 #Germany #Spain

I do admire that 🇳🇴 #Norway have a specific, Norwegian-coded emoji just to describe their soccer program… 😱

Weeks from now, when the scandal breaks and it turns out some Swiss🇨🇭 hotelier put Ativan in #Norway’s 🇳🇴 morning tea… I won’t be surprised. #SUI #WEuro2025

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I’m at the airport early and I don’t care for it. What, am I just supposed to be on my phone for awhile?!?!

United supporters used to be accused (often correctly) of being glory hunters… but if you’ve stuck with this team over the past dozen or so years and are still watching every game… I don’t think anyone can fairly level that accusation anymore.

London clubs with major European cups: Spurs, Chelsea, West Ham… I feel like I’m forgetting someone

Exactly how #Ange drew up Year Two™️

And yet they’re only 2 minutes away from having a better season than Arsenal…

This has been a very Spurs-y half regardless of the outcome

Dalot coming on… that’ll definitely solve it for United

Damn Micky! Van de Ven with one of the best clearances off the line I’ve ever seen!

It’s very difficult to tell when Roy Keane is more miserable than usual #UEL

Hahahahahaha the goal this game deserved hahahahaha

“Spurs have lost 25 games this season, United have lost 21” wild… a real statement about the power of the EPL that the 16th and 17th placed team are currently contesting a major European final.

Variance is good and fun and makes this sport special…

I neither want this to go to penalties or to end…

Cruel, cruel Sommer

I like to imagine this is how Ray Hudson also sounds at the pharmacy or a parent-teacher conference or a funeral. #UCL #Barca #Inter

My ex worked in an ice cream parlor. Once a crazed man in a convertible honked until she came out, told her it was too perfect a day to be stuck behind a counter, and proceeded to buy all ice cream on hand. He put four tubs in the car and sent a van for the rest. She closed early. RIP, Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer is taking April Fool’s Day way, way, way too far.

First time I’ve ever fist pumped over a #Wisconsin state Supreme Court election.

The Kansas City Current were amazing last season, and they look amazing this season. But questions remain. @thombomb816.bsky.social of @sheabutterfc.com helped the guys sort out what's going to work and what may still need work in the club's second year at CPKC Stadium.

We had to re-record our Portland Thorns preview with @kimischilling.bsky.social because Sophia Wilson won't be available this year. No absence is more impactful in the league this season. Kim and the guys try to find what positives Thorns fans might be able to enjoy in this campaign.

Bay FC have a lineup that could get back to the playoffs. Not much of that matters right now, in the wake of the allegations about Albertin Montoya. @gnocchifc.bsky.social of @baygoalspod.bsky.social shared her feelings about Montoya, the Graeme Abel resignation, and the state of the roster in 2025.

Need everyone to climb aboard the Stars FC train so Evan has to get a tattoo.

Angel City have had a lot of change this offseason. How can they recover from their points deduction and other issues from last year? Michelle Chavez of The Sporting Tribune unpacks all the details. Then, sporting director Mark Parsons comes on to talk about his vision for the club.

The Utah Royals experienced a remarkable turnaround after changing head coaches. They've been busy bringing in players this winter. But is enough to get them to the playoffs? @kierdoyle.bsky.social of @americansocceranalysis.com returns to examine the pluses and minuses of the Royals' new squad.

The majority of Racing Louisville's offseason centers around three college signings. The club appears to be treading water while other clubs are pushing themselves forward. Can they start to keep up? @bekkimorgan.bsky.social of @nwslthisweek.bsky.social leads the guys through all of Racing's issues.

The San Diego Wave are taking the concept of Play the Kids all the way to 11, and with Jonas Eidevall manning the touchline. @kierdoyle.bsky.social of @americansocceranalysis.com explains why maybe, just maybe, you should buy the upside on this young group.

The Seattle Reign are carrying an extra Biyendolo in 2025. Is that enough to right the ship? The one and only @southernsylvs.bsky.social of @sheabutterfc.com tried to tease out Laura Harvey's plans to get the Reign back on track.

None other than @theolloydhughes.bsky.social of Sports Illustrated joined us to make sense of the Houston Dash, and how maybe this year really will be different.

*bravo*

NWSL Preview Week tees up the second Challenge Cup participant today! The guys spoke with @ellabrockway.bsky.social of the Washington Post and @heyspirits.bsky.social about the Washington Spirit, and whether they're going to finish 1st or 2nd in the league this year. ;)

NWSL Preview Week has begun!!! We'll be rolling out episodes on all 14 teams between now and opening day of the regular season, with expert analysis from the best minds in the industry. First up, the Orlando Pride! @bridieotoole.bsky.social breaks down the tactical plans of the reigning champs.

Can we just admire for a moment the utter madness of the 6th place @nccourage.com and the now 12th place @portlandthornsfc.bsky.social being only 3 projected pts apart? Gotta love the #NWSL @nwslsoccer.com

She believed (for awhile)! The guys dig into USWNT head coach Emma Hayes's approach to the friendly tournament, including what worked, what didn't, and what did and didn't matter. Fire it up!

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead FC #nwsl #nwslDenver

Serie A(wful) #acmilan #juve #atalanta