Yada yada Czechia yo self before you wreckia yo self yada yada

Might as well be Mad Max on ice.

I’m sure Canadians will react in a totally normal and not at all apocalyptic way if this result holds. Czechia look good.

0.04 seconds is not a lot of time. Especially over four runs. This is a post about women’s monobob.

My heart rate during the medal run of Women’s monobob. Yeeeesh. No spoilers but do yourself a favor and watch the replay.

Dazzling, jaw-dropping passing clinic leading to the US’s fourth goal… pity they all didn’t make out after that bit of beauty.

$1m for a player you a) probably can’t re-sign b) with one-year remaining c) who is coming off of a so-so season and d) with a brutal injury history is… pretty good business (dispassionate but good)

Laila Edwards with an absolute dagger. Unstoppable.

Canada getting bilked? No, they’ve been quite bad. Canada getting Bilka’d?

Especially when some of those partners are OTHER OLYMPIANS.

Hard to say which Super Bowl was worse for Drake: 2025 or 2026…

So Drake Maye not win?!

But the real question: how was kidrock?

Never misses

It sucks that in 2026 joy is political. But I’m happy to be on the side of joy. Always.

the racists are going to be so mad at all this joy 🥰

This is a deeply… inoffensive Super Bowl halftime show. And yet…

Bad Bunny is one of one.

My friend just called Lindsey Vonn the RBG of skiing. They both went downhill real fast.

Bingo.

DOMMM DOM DOM DOM DOMMM DOM DOM DOM DOMMMMM

Dominik “Roberto Carlos” Szoboszlai

I think I’m just gonna cry right back at them.

Crying child on a 4+ hour flight. Euthanize me now.

Not for all the IPAs in Oregon…

Anyone craving Peking Duck tonight? This is a skeet about Oregon football. 🦆 🔥 💀

In Los Angeles, even the coyotes use crosswalks.

Szo close

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Idk if anybody in soccer world has noticed this, but the vehicle Renee Good was driving when the ICE agent shot her had a sticker on it for the NWSL's Kansas City Current, among others. (Photo by Elizabeth Flores of the Minnesota Star-Tribune)

Utterly embarrassing for the #NWSL that the winner of the #WorldSevens takes home a $2m cash prize for a three day tournament and the salary cap in the NWSL is $3.5m.

The sigh Wayne Gretzky let out before knowing he was about to mispronounce Macedonia… incredible

Because they are a band of very talented Disney villains, the USA and every other country would do well to avoid Norway here!

He'd probably get detained in his own country now

Austria 🇦🇹 and Argentina 🇦🇷 will face off in a match between countries that would like us to all forget their associations with Nazism!

And 87 minutes later, the draw begins.

The FIFA Peace Prize might be the single most insane, corrupt and ingenious con #FIFA has ever pulled… and that is really, really, really, really, really, really, really saying something.

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All private golf clubs / country clubs in urban or suburban areas should be seized via eminent domain and turned into parkland or new green-space-laden public housing plots.

Vlad impaled that hanger

He’s just Shohei-ing off now

Dodger starters have pitched 22.2 innings and given up 2 runs on 7 hits through the first 3 games of this series. That’s how you hide your rickety bullpen from the opposition.

Is there anything more futile than taking pictures of the moon on your phone?

Nailed it.

Angel City, what the actual f*ck happened here?! Alyssa Thompson’s reps, great work. Chelsea, don’t wreck her.

Correct per usual from @kimischilling.bsky.social

Dom “Alexander-Arnold” Szoboszlai did Trent stuff all day (maybe defended ever better) and then hit a FK equal to or better than Trent ever has… I’m so impressed with Slot and Dom… if Dom is Milner 2.0, great. If he’s Trent 2.0 bully for #LFC

WHAT A FUCKING BANGER T̶R̶E̶N̶T̶ DOM