Eric Mallory Morgan
@ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social
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Writer / Mediocre Outdoorsman Co-host of
@xowngoals.bsky.social
Mostly here to talk footy.
Yada yada Czechia yo self before you wreckia yo self yada yada
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Might as well be Mad Max on ice.
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about 1 hour ago
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I’m sure Canadians will react in a totally normal and not at all apocalyptic way if this result holds. Czechia look good.
about 1 hour ago
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2 days ago
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0.04 seconds is not a lot of time. Especially over four runs. This is a post about women’s monobob.
2 days ago
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My heart rate during the medal run of Women’s monobob. Yeeeesh. No spoilers but do yourself a favor and watch the replay.
2 days ago
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Dazzling, jaw-dropping passing clinic leading to the US’s fourth goal… pity they all didn’t make out after that bit of beauty.
6 days ago
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$1m for a player you a) probably can’t re-sign b) with one-year remaining c) who is coming off of a so-so season and d) with a brutal injury history is… pretty good business (dispassionate but good)
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7 days ago
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Laila Edwards with an absolute dagger. Unstoppable.
8 days ago
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Canada getting bilked? No, they’ve been quite bad. Canada getting Bilka’d?
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8 days ago
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Especially when some of those partners are OTHER OLYMPIANS.
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8 days ago
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Hard to say which Super Bowl was worse for Drake: 2025 or 2026…
10 days ago
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So Drake Maye not win?!
10 days ago
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But the real question: how was kidrock?
10 days ago
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Never misses
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10 days ago
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It sucks that in 2026 joy is political. But I’m happy to be on the side of joy. Always.
10 days ago
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Arielle Dror
10 days ago
the racists are going to be so mad at all this joy 🥰
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This is a deeply… inoffensive Super Bowl halftime show. And yet…
10 days ago
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Bad Bunny is one of one.
10 days ago
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My friend just called Lindsey Vonn the RBG of skiing. They both went downhill real fast.
10 days ago
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Bingo.
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10 days ago
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DOMMM DOM DOM DOM DOMMM DOM DOM DOM DOMMMMM
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10 days ago
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Dominik “Roberto Carlos” Szoboszlai
10 days ago
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I think I’m just gonna cry right back at them.
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about 1 month ago
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Crying child on a 4+ hour flight. Euthanize me now.
about 1 month ago
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Not for all the IPAs in Oregon…
about 1 month ago
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Anyone craving Peking Duck tonight? This is a skeet about Oregon football. 🦆 🔥 💀
about 1 month ago
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In Los Angeles, even the coyotes use crosswalks.
about 1 month ago
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Szo close
about 1 month ago
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Ken Jennings
about 1 month ago
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Roey Hadar
about 1 month ago
Idk if anybody in soccer world has noticed this, but the vehicle Renee Good was driving when the ICE agent shot her had a sticker on it for the NWSL's Kansas City Current, among others. (Photo by Elizabeth Flores of the Minnesota Star-Tribune)
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Utterly embarrassing for the
#NWSL
that the winner of the
#WorldSevens
takes home a $2m cash prize for a three day tournament and the salary cap in the NWSL is $3.5m.
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2 months ago
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The sigh Wayne Gretzky let out before knowing he was about to mispronounce Macedonia… incredible
3 months ago
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Because they are a band of very talented Disney villains, the USA and every other country would do well to avoid Norway here!
3 months ago
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Eric Wahl
3 months ago
He'd probably get detained in his own country now
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Austria 🇦🇹 and Argentina 🇦🇷 will face off in a match between countries that would like us to all forget their associations with Nazism!
3 months ago
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And 87 minutes later, the draw begins.
3 months ago
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The FIFA Peace Prize might be the single most insane, corrupt and ingenious con
#FIFA
has ever pulled… and that is really, really, really, really, really, really, really saying something.
3 months ago
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Expected Own Goals
3 months ago
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#USWNT
star Trinity Rodman. Use the code "XOG" at checkout when you sign up for an annual subscription to get 50% off!
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How Trinity Rodman Finishes Chances
YouTube video by Expected Own Goals
https://youtu.be/rqMMy3L_Vc0
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Expected Own Goals
3 months ago
We're doing a holiday discount for new Patreon members! Sign up for an annual membership at any tier to get 50% off! You'll get four bonus episodes each month, plus the main feed ad-free. Just use the code "XOG" at checkout. Here's a taste of what you'll get!
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All private golf clubs / country clubs in urban or suburban areas should be seized via eminent domain and turned into parkland or new green-space-laden public housing plots.
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3 months ago
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Vlad impaled that hanger
4 months ago
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He’s just Shohei-ing off now
4 months ago
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Dodger starters have pitched 22.2 innings and given up 2 runs on 7 hits through the first 3 games of this series. That’s how you hide your rickety bullpen from the opposition.
4 months ago
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Is there anything more futile than taking pictures of the moon on your phone?
6 months ago
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Nailed it.
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6 months ago
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Angel City, what the actual f*ck happened here?! Alyssa Thompson’s reps, great work. Chelsea, don’t wreck her.
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6 months ago
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Correct per usual from
@kimischilling.bsky.social
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6 months ago
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Dom “Alexander-Arnold” Szoboszlai did Trent stuff all day (maybe defended ever better) and then hit a FK equal to or better than Trent ever has… I’m so impressed with Slot and Dom… if Dom is Milner 2.0, great. If he’s Trent 2.0 bully for
#LFC
6 months ago
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WHAT A FUCKING BANGER T̶R̶E̶N̶T̶ DOM
6 months ago
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