If the Roku Corporation knew what people really want they would commission a series of genre novels (crime/mystery, romance, SF, etc) set in Roku City.

everybody has to stop saying "political violence" until someone tells me what the fuckin exchange rate is with "violence"

One thing that makes me sad is that my ancestors never had the sublime pleasure of getting drunk on an airplane

Jucika plays a modular harsh ambient set

“Putting a hat on a hat” is literally a term actual comedians use to describe something as trying so hard to be funny it is no longer funny.

making it clear how normal and deserving of custody i am with my cool truck

Failing Minnesota

i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts

6'4, 225 pounds

[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i don't want to get political but i think pee wee herman was right to jack off in that jack off theater

Fuck this asshole so much. 11” of clearance between the bus shelter and their bullshit

I love old versions of the Twins Minnie and Paul logo where the state of Minnesota is a little wonky.

It is now baseball season. Everyone stop having fun

So far everyone who's used the microphone at the LA fire Benefit has been named some variation of Billy (Joe Armstrong, Eilish, Crystal)

Hell yea

the us government is banning tiktok? this is just like 1984. no, not the book. the election. i think if biden bans tiktok he's headed for a mondale-style landslide loss

Bad news, Radiohead fans. The band has finally revealed what country “The National Anthem” is the national anthem of: Loserville

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

This could be true if the video for Big Time by Peter Gabriel was never made

you can no longer build a city on rock&roll, due to more strict zoning laws

I found a newspaper from November 1987 the other day and there was an ad for Turkey on sale at 69 cents / lb. Just saw a Target ad on youtube and turkey is still 69 cents / lb? I don't know what this says about the economy but I'm kind of reluctant to eat turkey now. Arizona iced tea ass prices