If your local Democrat isn't calling for criminal charges against these fascists, find someone who is.

This may be controversial and possibly illegal to say, but I don't think most people will enjoy living under forced military occupation

This is George Washington's mother? This can't be real. It's goddam George in a bonnet.

My neighbors have been smoking hella weed in their backyard all summer. They start around 5:30a most days--if our windows are open you can smell it throughout the house. This morning it is about 47 degrees out so I wondered what they'd do, but I looked over and they have erected a bar patio heater.

Really pissed that when a former head of the FBI is indicted it's for some stupid made up grievance against a megalomaniac grifter and not, you know, leading a huge anti-democratic goon squad which has conducted decades worth of unlawful suppression of political dissent in defense of capital

One interesting thing to witness about the ICE shooting is the immediate attempt to paint it as left-wing violence being met with relative indifference because in the end it was immigrants who were killed and you can't get people on the Right to care.

Shouting "I ended 7 wars" after being told my card was declined at the liquor store

It's sort of cool that the country is ruining itself with the fervor of a middle aged divorced dad getting into meth at the age of 48

A rapture WOULD solve a lot of problems I've been having lately

What if they only rapture the drunks and junkies you still have time to score

Centrist Dems: It's an extraordinary time. And the solution is, you'll never guess, the same things we've been trying for the last 30 years.

It's awesome that the USPS sends me an email now with pictures of all the junk mail I'm going to throw away later

Maybe it's time to stop acting normal

Me 6 months ago: I wonder how things can get worse. Me today: Oh. Yeah that makes sense.

Opsec is a big topic of late and yeah, for most people, don't sign up for a protest. But... if you're a normy Dem upper middle class boomer, you should definitely sign up. If the persecutions and crackdowns come, let's see news coverage of the pigs hauling off grey haired retired dentists.

My clever ploy to improve the economy by making everything super fucking expensive

The world is scary and chaotic but my neighbor's dedication to smoking weed in their backyard at 6am every day is keeping me grounded

Schumer in an ill-lit tunnel beneath DC, sporting a jaunty beret, Kalashnikov slung across his back, rallying his Cadre of radical freedom fighters. But not too radical. And not too free. Americans crave balance, after all.

Countries were a bad idea

Breaking News: Criminal saw a trans person once.

One notable thing about this era is how painfully ill-equipped our society is to deal with basically anything at all. I don't even think it suggests that we're due for like a civil war or something--we're too functionally disorganized to even do that. Just more chaos as things get worse and worse.

First of all, there's too many streets. We need to close at least 50% of them and let people use the space to just mess around a bit.

There were a lot of dude's posting "that's it, gloves off. They've pushed us too far. The Left has fucked around and is about to find out," who had to get up this morning and drive their Kia to the Verizon store for work. Americans just do not have the grit for civil war anymore.

Told my partner it looked like the shooter was probably a groyper. And she said, "What's a groyper?" And I said, "You know, the 8chan soyjak pepe-posting black pilled irony poisoned alt-right Fuentes bros" And she said, "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Bro, we have got to get rid of the internet

It's cool how everything is lies now

Investigators are now saying the perpetrator wrote "I'm a gross lil furry who will make your daughter dye her hair blue and stop talking to you because of woke when she goes to college next fall" on the side of each bullet casing

Pathetic country. Pathetic institutions. Spineless abuse of reality and capitulation to actual fascists.

America is an apparatus defined by and designed for political violence. Its founding acts, its labor, its profit centers--all soaked in blood. If you're just noticing, perhaps your problem is not with the violence at all.

Breaking News: The Right shocked to discover the existence of violence

There's never been a better time to not read the fucking comments

This is all going to get a lot worse

Goddam I know it's useless to point out hypocrisy but the brazenness with which reactionaries ignore death and violence amongst vast swathes of innocent people as a rule and then hyper-fixate on the death of one pretty white woman for weeks is really stomach-turning.

Trump repeating that you can walk to a restaurant in DC after the military occupation of the city has massively depressed the restaurant business is definitely typical of this whole stupid project.

I had a dream where i ran into Bill and Hillary Clinton at a diner, somehow without an entourage, and I berated them loudly with every criticism i could muster. But even in the dream, they just smirked slightly and regarded me silently with glazed eyes.

Economics is the science of looking around at the current elite and then writing a bunch of stuff to explain why everything is fine and working as it should be

Partner: I could use some alone time. Me: I will get drunk and play a Horsey Game in the spare bedroom as a symbol of my love for you.

Smoking a doink with a DC area grand jury and asking if anyone is in the mood for a sandwich

Even now, with things as dire as they are, with authoritarianism on the rise and ecological devastation reaching untold levels, there is a librarian in your town who just wants to hook you the fuck up

Everybody knows the best way to prevent crime is to get a bunch of guys to stand somewhere

This year we moved to a house with a huge plum tree in the yard. We've now reached the point where we need to eat 5 or 6 plums a day or it's going to be a problem

I've always loathed people engaging in giddy corporate shill consumer fetishization bullshit online but then I moved to a neighborhood with a Trader Joe's

Liberal Zionists are the most infuriating to talk to, with their weaponized social justice language and their "look, I don't support Bibi, but..." Just tell me you want Israel to take over so we can trigger Armageddon, at least then I know what I'm working with.

The English made cheese so good they had to conquer the world in order to tell everyone about it

Rich centrist Democrats think that crime hysteria is an effective tactic and cannot think of a way to counter-message because they too equate crime to poverty and are frightened and disgusted by the precariat.

The Democrat who presses the hardest for Nuremberg style prosecution of these ICE terrorists is the nominee I will be canvassing for.

Sometimes I think about a world where David Lynch had directed Star Wars and I honestly think things would be much better, through mechanisms we cannot begin comprehend. And I don't mean just cinema, I mean like humanity in general would be on a far better trajectory.

Subjecting major American cities to military occupation because you don't like the look of those teenagers