the fuck it will

Only time I wanna hear about someone getting “mogged” is if it involves this dude

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

Labyrinth but with a Goblin Queen in drag

eagerly awaiting the posts like “well guys we had a good run but unfortunately I’ve been laid off as the Phrenology Reporter at Daily Wire after five years. Open to any opportunities in the field of race science and genocide denial. Samples at request’ Love y’all!”

He murdered Renee Nicole Good. Shot her three times and then called her a “f*cking b*tch”. Her last words? “It’s ok dude I’m not mad”. He got three days administrative leave before being transferred to another state. No punishment. No accountability. No justice.

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

“Ho ho ho,” we scoffed, reading ENDER’S GAME. “Imagine, someone taking over the world by being a asshole on the Internet”

I was there for the rise of the internet and smart phones, and they absolutely sold themselves. People took one look and got excited. There was no point, years into the smart phone, where companies were having to be like "you may not like the iPhone but it's here to stay so get used to it"

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

do we honestly have no way of ending a presidency for posting “a whole civilization will die tonight”

forcing children to use the lying plagiarism machine is unironically a system specifically designed to create a generation of americans that is even more ignorant than the last.

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What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

So you're telling me someone convinced a bunch of people to make computers solve math problems so difficult that it's destroying the planet's water supply...

I'm pretty positive on adulthood cause I get to say things from Batman: The Animated Series like "I have a fundraiser to attend" "The Council votes on that tomorrow" and "Oh no! The Riddler!"

this is very much not the core of the issue. we tolerate all sorts of biological advantages and disadvantages in sports. the real fundamental question here is: why is this one different than the others?

This game is great if you like sitcoms and hate fascism! And it’s free!

@stefangagne.com Really enjoyed the new game! Found one bug: Daniel was my love interest but graphically it showed Cat as the one dancing with Juno at the end

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good. This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it. A thread on how to do that 🧵

"Every journalist and politician paying for a blue check mark on X is funding the sexual abuse of children and non-consensual porn of adult women."

banning X is a national security issue for every country, plain and simple its explicit goal is to amplify and empower the largest Nazi-adjacent party in every country in which it operates it is also the largest deepfake porn generator in the world this is not a difficult call to make

Democrats should run on the fact that their opposition is literally killing Americans and destroying the country. It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day. They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy

I don't care if she didn't follow directions; I don't care if she was disrespectful; I don't care if she was noncompliant; I don't care if she spit in his face, called him ugly, and smacked his mom - "immediate execution by the state" was not warranted; jfc, this isn't complicated.

Watched Santa Clause 2 for the first time and I for one would rather allow the magic of Christmas to disappear forever than marry Tim Allen

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

How am I gonna be an Optimus about this

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

Not enough people are simping for Blippo+ ( @blippo.plus ). Speaking as a narrative game designer who loves retro tech and culture -- get this. Soak in the vibes. Explore the narrative. Surf the channels. It's on sale right now and more than worth it. store.steampowered.com/app/3323850/...

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

I just kind of think all these people should, after a fair trial in which they are zealously represented before a jury of their peers, be eaten

You heard me

at this point, i’d be happy just applying a single slurp juice to my remaining ape

Whoever’s been sitting on the Russian piss tape this whole time, watching Trump post a video of himself shitting on hundreds of people.

This is absolutely wild.

Women don’t like the vehicle.

Nooooo Kings!

It has been a rough day, someone please recommend a cozy video game where I can play as a witch farmer or some shit

Deleted post-credits scene from “The Shining.”

What kinda sickass society is nostalgic for Wal-Mart, a thing we still have

Trump is asking us to start choosing groups we're willing to abandon, and the only way to make him stop is to be clear we're not fucking abandoning ANYONE. Call your reps. Call your fucking reps. Especially in red states. Use the @5calls.org app, it's easy and free.

As someone who worked at a Nexstar station, this would be a 5 alarm all hands on deck fire for even one account

News orgs HAVE to stop calling these porn bans. Yes, #HB4938, does also criminalize porn — also terrible — it goes far beyond that. LGBTQ+ sites, social media sites, community forums, Shakespeare, drag, a review of Mrs. Doubtfire, all punishable by jail $500K fine and twenty years in jail.

Michigan lawmakers have introduced a bill prohibiting the any "depiction or description" of trans people or trans existence online, including it in a bill banning "pornographic" material The bill would completely erase trans people online, equating them with porn.