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just so we are all clear: using AI to write fanfic is EMBARRASSING. this is a hobby people have been partaking in for decades. the most prolific fanfics you’ll read were probably written by some teen hiding under their blankets at 3am on a school night. substituting passion with AI makes you a LOSER

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Ye brynge to mynde the babe. What babe? That babe wyth the knowlech. What knowlech? The knowlech of sorcerye. Sorcerye? Assuredlye! Assuredlye what? Brynge to mynde the babe.

Received my art book from @naniiebim.bsky.social this week and omg I love it. Such a gorgeous mix of hilarious and tender. Also special mention for a specific patch in the back.

Yes it’s unbearable hot but I have also managed to pre-wash my entire fabric stash.

Hey Westminster, your people are burning. The pavement temperature registering over 61 degrees at parts of Westminster bridge. Normally people stand out on thermal camera as they are hot. Now they stand out as islands of coolness.

it's always cute when Americans are like "LOL. Europe. we put aircon in ancient buildings ALL THE TIME it's easy." then you look and they mean sticking window units in some wooden buildings younger than my wardrobe.

Proper commitment to leaving

Some Rocky Mountains ambience for the timeline

Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing. They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a raven and a crow is only a matter of a pinion.

You will not convince me that the sculptor didn’t know exactly what he was making here.

#HowDoTheyRiseUp #Glorious25thMay #Discworld

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

They find each other in every universe. Even kid's books 🤍🖤 (The Cool Bean by Jory John and Pete Oswald) #GO3spoilers

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

Friends, let's play a round of 'Which Lovely Library?' #WhichLovelyLibrary is this?

A CD player doesn’t need me to set up yet another fucking account.

Me and the bros joining in with the Breaking News Bips when It Happens www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7MD...

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Minstrels, William Morris (1834-1896) & Morris and Co. William Morris was born in 1834 at Elm House, Walthamstow. 🖼️ The Stained Glass Museum. For @artukdotorg.bsky.social's #OnlineArtExchange on music for A Grand Chorus: The Power of Music at the Foundling Museum. artuk.org/discover/art...

I want to wish all my friends around the world who are celebrating Easter a glorious weekend. For Christians, Easter is a time to reflect on the gift of Christ and his teachings to our world. For example, when asked which was the most important of the commandments, Jesus pointed to two:

Primary school teacher. Me and my colleague who teaches the other class take turns to make maths worksheets for both classes to do. Made him one where the answer to every single sum is 67 and you could hear the shrieks across the school.

Negotiating the Strait of Hormuz is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. Start off by navigating the safest route and then ease on carefully up the narrow passage. Finally, unload your cargo, say thank you very much and get out of there as quick as you can.

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/

100,000 trans people & allies fill central London for Trans Pride. Mainstream media: nothing Thousands of trans people & allies fill Wembley Arena for pro-trans gig with massive names like Sophie Ellis-Bextor & Sugarbabes. Mainstream media: nothing. This is what extreme media bias looks like.

People can debate AI all they like, but surely we can all agree that anyone who owns or uses a pair of the pervert glasses that secretly record people should be ostracised immediately and totally from our society? I'm sorry but your pervert glasses prove you're a pervert! Get out of town!

Post a photograph you took, no context, to bring some zen to the "feed."

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Heated Chivalry

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Today I am thinking about the fact that we only saw Vimes with his son. Can you imagine if they’d had another and it was a daughter?

C. S. Lewis tried to warn us about AI

Not to crowdsource my work but I grew up without a TV! For our sitcom, I need a list of very very famous ads from British TV over the years. Please link your favourite ones below and they may end up being a key plot point that saves the day. No pressure!

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

Well the new Apple glass update looks shit.

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

my name is cow and wen its nite and when a star is shiyning brite and three wise men give me the nod i walk up close I lik the God

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

A long time ago, a friend opined to me "you really have to have nothing whatsoever in your own life to be proud of, to have to resort to being proud of where you were born". The phrase has never left me since, nor been disproven.

based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens

A wild #AbsoluteUnit (weighing in at 197 stone, 8lbs, or 1.254 tonnes apparently) spotted, requires mandatory reporting to @themerl.bsky.social.

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶