To my mind, this is the single tweet that explains 95% of the energy behind the MAGA movement.

Learning recently that this lady has some sort of bloodlust for sea lions has been really funny. Somehow on brand but really funny.

what the fuck am i looking at we're in a whole new era

Why do the biathletes not simply shoot the other guys if they ski past

Totally not the point, but "exactly 45 kg" is so super specific and not something I've encountered before lmao

"Well fuck you too Give me my money back Give me my money back You bitch I want my money back (And in a falsetto, only perceivably to dogs) And don't forget to give me back my black T-Shirt"

Yes, that’s right. Someone tore their ACL playing poker

like, obviously throwing a tantrum is bad in itself, but the fact that he apparently wasn't already aware this was gonig to happen is also very bad.

No one has ever had as many steroids in their system before

I wish I could be in attendance. I'm actually wearing a green shirt today too....

CNN's Kristen Holmes reports that Trump blew up during a meeting after learning of the SCOTUS ruling on tariffs. "He started ranting about the decision, not only calling it a disgrace, but started attacking the courts and at one point saying these effing courts, but using the actual language there"

tbt when i read that post to actual damon albarn www.vulture.com/2021/11/damo...

ARE YOU PEOPLE PROUD OF YOURSELF YOU HELPED HIM BREAK CONTAINMENT

Remember, John Roberts says it would be legal for Trump to drone strike John Roberts.

Goddamn we're subpriming the tariffs

The discourse has lost containment.

america is a place where the president illegally demolishes the economy for a year before the wizard council decides he wasn’t supposed to do that

Interviewer: "When you look at today's numbers, what do they tell us about the effectiveness of Donald Trump's tariffs." Me, very serious economist: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha.... hahahahahahahaha.... hahahahahahahahahaha... oh, wow." Sometimes all you can do is laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Listen, the president is going to be having some Big Feelings today, we all have to encourage him to use his words constructively to explain how he's feeling calmly and respectfully.

Post through it lil buddy

I feel like a major difference between Gen X and the boomers is revealed by the fact that our big 80s nostalgia trip is a horror series about the evils of unchecked government, and their 50s equivalent was "Grease" and "Happy Days."

Sir we all agree you can violate civil rights and start wars but we will not stand for you messing with the most important and sacred idea that protects every American citizen: the money

Th inevitable Nuclear Grade Meltdown will commence on 3.. 2... 1..

It is extremely heartening to see their 'brilliant' ideas for getting "out ahead of this."

I become more and more convinced that the AI is just right wing class war and the lack of white collar worker organisation due having been flattered for years as geniuses and fed like farm geese has just led to a colossal lack of awareness of the class interests going on.

Yet no woman has ever wanted to fuck this guy. Curious.

To me this looks a lot like an open coffin wake where they totally forgot to close the eye of the deceased....

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

These 3-yr drops are stunning. Absolutely stunning. New Orleans: -55% Baltimore: -60% Philly: -60% Chicago: -40% Buffalo: -55% Pittsburgh: -50% Albuquerque: -40% Newark: -40% San Antonio: -55% Portland: -45% The media coverage of these staggering drops, tho, is staggering in its relative silence.

I keep reminding myself that prosecuting former leaders is a very normal thing in functioning democracies

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Is RFK Jr. a Never Nude? The health secretary's love of waterlogged denim, explored. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

I got a tip that all over the world, people are using a dead-simple hack to manipulate AI behavior. It turns out changing what AI tells other people can be as easy as writing a blog post *on your own website* I didn’t believe it, so I decided to test it myself www.bbc.com/future/artic...

A post so smart I'm almost afraid to share it. www.garbageday.email/p/the-only-t...

AI pretty much killed any potential niche market for right wing art. Nowadays nobody would care about 300 because any dumbass by typing a prompt can make their own 300 with as much intensified racial undertones as they want.

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

LMAO at the tax rate leading up to the Great Depression.....

2026 basically

The more I think about the DC press slagging AOC for a lack of FP depth while Donald Trump is President, twice, is making me angry enough to explode. The fuck is wrong with the journalists that they're like this

As a lapsed Catholic, these annual signs always make me laugh.

Ok, here's the deal with all my "people you know voted for this" posts. First of all we need to acknowledge the thing happening is no accident - people did in fact take the active choice to vote for this. They bear the responsibility for that. 🧵 1/10

Hell yeah, I love my death snow banks

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

T-Minus seven years from Donald Trump rehabilitation by Democrats.

Trump is not an aberration. He is a symptom of a much larger disease. You do not get to Donald Trump and American Fascism without George W. Bush and if you find yourself trying to paint him in a positive light you have absolutely lost the plot.

we are, at all times, cursed with two political parties: the Republicans and the Republicans of twenty years ago