“I’m descended from wolves”

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Liz Warren the first Batman villain to go after Wayne Enterprises

the Waffle House Paradox is this. often i, in new york, yearn to eat at Waffle House, whose territory does not extend this far north. but relenting to my desire for a local Waffle House would degrade the beauty of the place, which is partly in its highly localized inaccessibility

From the @wsj.com chief foreign correspondent

Setting aside that a) this is Trump just spewing random ideas and b) the impossibility of finding suitable venues in a short window.... Wtaf... the list of non-blue cities is intensely very short. I don't think a red city is presently even hosting. Did he mean cities in Red State?

hey who wants two tickets to cambodia vs ecuador at the ketchum Idaho high school football field

Younger, more heady days, of wishing that the Leader of the Free World and leaders of the largest companies in world l, weren't just white stiff unimaginative guys in suits, has not aged well at all.....

This came to me in a dream

is there anything more 2025-coded than “white” being the pantone color of the year

The fact that four hostile drones tried to hit Zelenskyy’s plane & it’s barely a blip in the news cycle should terrify everyone. We’ve been dragged so deep into the chaos era that an attempted strike on a world leader doesn’t even break through. When this becomes normal, the world is in real danger.

That's the part that sticks with me. This isn't some Tom Clancy novel where they do war crimes because it's the only way they can get at the evil terrorist criminal mastermind or something. Even if we believe them -- and, ha ha, no! -- they murdered low level drug runners. That's it!

Two things the Democrats shouldn’t be shy about saying plainly these days: the Supreme Court is illegitimate and Pete Hegseth is a psychopath.

(2/2) Noah Feldman and Neal Katyal will lose their shit. Ezra will say Roberts et al are doing justicing the right way. The Atlantic will do a special issue opposing it. But letting effete centrists gate-keepers control left-liberal discourse is why we are in such bad shape to begin with.

Just calling balls and strikes

The only more annoying group of lefties than the "2024 Election was Rigged Group", is of course the "MTG was the Pipe Bomber Group"

So good

One has to wonder how you distinguish survivors of a deep water missile strike to a boat clinging to any salvage for survival from those seeking to continue a drug run. "He was reaching for the drugs" works surprisingly less when "the drugs" may be one of the few floatation devices available.

"Experienced gay person?". Lmao wtaf?

At long last, we have created the Morlocks from classic H. G. Wells sci-fi novel Don't Create The Morlocks.

.......everyone immediately identifying this as a dentist office, is only doing so to preserve their own sanity.

What is Dave Wasserman like at home? is it all "I've seen enough - you have not completed your chores?"

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women". Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

This guy is the James Carville of football. Won something 20 years ago and people keep paying him to make an ass of himself on TV while he blames everyone around him for the teams failures

lol www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

This is so wrong and so bad on so many levels, it's embarrassing.

As Promised: part 1 Least functional kitchen ever !

White House ratio'd by the smallest possible pop star.

For accountants, it's most certainly "can you do my taxes?"

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

Schmitt’s argument is unintentionally revealing. The “color revolutions” were non-violent, pro-democracy political movements aimed at ending autocratic regimes in former Soviet bloc nations. If the Democrats are leading a “color revolution,” then Trump is an autocrat & Schmitt is pro-autocrat.

The Ryan Lizza installments will continue until morale improves

“everyone is twelve” theory has reached Senator Kelly

Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together

My company recently unveiled in-house AI tools. Management's encouraging everyone to use them (to justify the probable eyewatering costs) Meanwhile the database that everyone does constantly use is held together with gum and the development team's tears

Great way to describe standing in a deep hole I guess

this is by far the least cool anyone has ever made doing drugs look

Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains

What a great headline

In a move that surprised many, the Trump Administration shifted its focus from the criminal elements within immigrant communities to the communities themselves, labeling them as incompatible with Western Civilization. After visiting such a community in Brooklyn, we agree. -NYT probably

"The scholarly community, a portion of it anyway, is diving ever-deeper in the analysis of the rear end of the sister of the wife of the man whose father’s mother sits on the throne of the United Kingdom."

Death Cube for Cutie

remember, folks,

Dogs present status: Turkey coma

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: LCD Soundsystem Pavement Pulp Sqürl Taper's Choice

Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/

happy thanksgiving from therizinosaurus, the forbidden turkey 🦃 therizinosaurus was a pot-bellied, 5-tonne herbivore from late cretaceous mongolia, best-known for the scythe-like claws on its hands (art by @kaek.bsky.social)