Little known football fact, Teddy is the whole reason you can never hear referees calls on the field and why the markers are so ridiculously large

Everything is so dumb

Ideal relationship dynamic

Disappointed to learn that "frictionmaxxing" isn't introducing more corduroy into your wardrobe.

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

Not to mention the hubris...

when someone asks my opinion of AI anything

Huge news for Gen-X and elder millennials: The cassingle is back

NY Times: Should we be worried that a 34 year old's parents are still alive? Maybe....

Mark Saunders' details the journey that resulted in Maxinquaye. How Black Steel came about is especially hysterical. www.marksaunders.com/blog/2021/2/...

this is where I come down for a huge proportion of the vibecession debate. Bidenomics was superb on the traditional indicators, but he also oversaw a near total withdrawal of the most generous welfare state in US history. most of that wasn’t his fault, but still

I’m rate limit exceeded? You’re rate limit exceeded, this whole damn courtroom is rate limit exceeded!

If you are in line to make a post, please stay in line! All posts must be counted by the server

Jk haha…unless?

This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

"Live Nation to pivot from events to AI" consequence.net/2026/04/live...

I really think these guys are dumb enough to believe that "Only JD can go to Rome" is an actual strategy.

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

Love this for Michael

Nightmare blunt rotation

Hockey heaven?

"If they just let Romney win in 2012, all of this unpleasantness could have been avoided"

if the democrats had "calmed down?" as in... not run a candidate for president?

crimepope

I really want to wake up tomorrow to find Pope Leo has made a statement that's simply "I pray that the leader of the most powerful nation on the planet stops being a tedious jackass."

"The Pope is weak on crime..... ....and nuclear weapons" We've went from old guy screaming at clouds to drunk old guy who is sitting alone yelling at the bar in front of him really quick.

the Soros conspiracy coming from Elon in particular is just embarrassing. you’re worth like 80x what Soros is buddy, if you thought he was buying elections you could snap your fingers and fix it.

It’s beautiful that exposure to England makes people of all races and ethnic backgrounds look like they’ve spent decades in a pub

abhorrent graph crime here

So many of us are now textual Case Pollards, physically averse to pre-digested, mass extruded machine verbiage just as William Gibson's Pattern Recognition protagonist was made physically sick by fashion and brands.

Deli meat should only be square shaped so they perfectly fit onto a piece of bread.

Montreal is Latin America

It's so funny that the left gets tarred with "obsessed with identity" when in 2026 the modal conservative influencer is a cocktail away from posting "I am tired of pretending Sicilians are white."

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Eric Adams captures Bigfoot, as the astonished press corp assembles before him Adams removes a mask on Bigfoot, revealing it to be Eric Adams. The press corp looks back to Adams 1, who removes his own mask, underneath is comedian Paul Reiser. The press corp looks back, both have disappeared.

These dudes looked at the Republicans that constantly voted on doomed Benghazi hearings for years - and later won - and still think that you can’t impress a message to the electorate through show. Ridiculous.

Years and years of "what is a woman" discourse only to settle on a definition that includes 15-year-olds.

It’s like you try to think of the most random thing you can with him and there’s no way you thought of something half as good.

BREAKING: my sister's groundhog is back and he has TWO adorable friends 🥰

IMPORTANT UPDATE apparently this is a mona lisa vito/vinny gambini situation

Whenever I am confused as to how they went from the single mom panic of the 80s and 90s to this point, I remember ahhh yes... misogyny and racism.

The ever growing Get Off My Lawn Guy vibe on Facebook has been amusing to watch as that user base ages, but is a little jarring when you take even six months off the app.

I can't take Iranian propaganda seriously... I've been telling people that Tesla is only a middling hair band, at best, for decades.

Trent Reznor voice: