This is the only Canadian National Anthem I will rise for.

oh gross the new Tron has Jared Leto *and* MrBeast? Ew

I understand backing everything in credible sources, but why not even just say "all of the legal experts contacted by the NYT agreed"? Why gives the impression that a reasonable person with the right information might come to believe that this was lawful?

hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.

I swear to god the Democrat Mount Rushmore is Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Liz Cheney, and then Ronald Reagan again.

David Cross folks.

the future belongs to Cat Massage youtu.be/zhgY1JAIOc8?...

The bees have discovered Brutalism

Ah man we’re screwed

congrats to every linkedin idiot who is like "i made this ~film~ by myself/ai will render directors obsolete" killing the planet for three minutes of the most banal & tedious footage you've ever seen, the emotional equivalent of a life insurance commercial

NOT PERFORMING AT THE Riyadh Comedy Festival: the podcast where a man pretends to be a cowboy who also fights werewolves reviews episodes of 1960’s tv western Bonanza and mentions how all the guest stars that appeared to be 57 years old were actually 23 at the time of filming

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again. These two gotta go.

one of the moments where I realized how cooked we are as a society was when people started saying that not voting for a politician means you "failed" or "betrayed" them. what a fucked up way to look at politics

someone got the dumb memo www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

we are all being force-fed Crazy Pills

ummm.. holy shit? tool use in bovids confirmed? holy holy shit?

The single most cursed gig ever

i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys

I wasn't kidding when I said it's my favorite movie, and without a drop of irony either. Plus it gave me my favorite behind the scenes picture of all time.

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Man, Chris D’Elia must be so depressed the Saudis didn’t hire him for their Crimes Against Humanity comedy festival

NEW EPISODE!!! Join me as I discuss the delightful dinosaurs hidden in commercials all over the world! youtu.be/E4EXBZVauEQ

You will NEVER get me to support this goblin and its so obvious they wanna build everything around this fetid ghoul so bad.

“Lets court white males by doing what the white supremacists do! Look at me I trolled the guy in power! I’ve no stakes whatsoever in this game, but hey reward me with more power!” Democrats/The Media: “Lets bully the bully by putting the bully who smiles in charge instead of the bully who’s mean!”

Its all so transparent that it may as well be glass.

Oh shit, Skip’s first short today stars Rube Goldberg!! www.youtube.com/live/ZcuCaQz...

Dang, Cap'n Crunch really needs better factory managers. First they screw up and make cereals that are all one kind of piece, then they let KIDS in to SMASH their cereals?? C'mon, Cap'n, get your shit together.

This is some Col. Lockjaw shit

The lack of scansion with this bugged me, so how about/ Generals gather in their masses/ Dumb white men with unwashed asses

Please enjoy Lily’s astonishingly accurate impression of a turtle.

I legit love how Chiitan is going hard for trans rights instead of just making a single post about it. Chiitan is awesome, but ofc, I always knew that.

This is an amazing video essay about the joys of research and archival. Also, Edward Snowden, Hentai and the Elf video game. I highly recommend giving it a watch.

The Found Footage Feature Fund, a collaboration between the Transgender Film Center and Duplass Brothers Productions, will finance a "micro-budget production."

Hello?

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Plzzzz say more Panty & Stocking is for sure coming

I subscribe to the @theonion.com for the ads.

This goes beyond pastiche or reference comedy and into something way more interesting. Art made from love. Reccomend big time.

Chotiner interviews Janeway

Hey, fuck you, Mayor Wilson! Get back in the swamp with your insufferable ghost turtle lookin ass. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

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Ok, we “saved” Jimmy Kimmel. Now can we bring that same energy to migrants, trans people, BIPOC and women? Or are we just reserving that for rich white guys?

This is absolutely the most wrong opinion ever heard on the internet

i'm glad we finally have the answer to the question posed by they might be giants on the cover of their seminal apollo 18 album

I will not link to it. I just want to reiterate that thousands of books have been banned by the right. And American Dirt sold millions of copies.