Normally I'm not a fan of mandated fun, but an event at work has given me the opportunity to make a construction themed cookie... I think I might need go to the hobby shop in town and throw like $10 their way like, "1:32 please, and include a tiny bus stop."

Buy a baker's dozen and get an existential crisis on the house! [ #foundmedia #meme #weirdcore #wtf ]

Today I was at the store and the cashier tapped "No Thanks" on the "Join Target Circle!" screen for me when she spun the card reader around. Now THAT'S customer service!

I found this commercial on a disc from 1996 or so. Sometimes I forget that Hitachi makes other things! [ #foundmedia #weirdcore #oldcommercials #wtf #fyp ]

General announcement: I own a ⚡chicken tendies⚡ shirt

The Remarkable Media Cafe Show streams soon on KittysneezesCom! I'll be in the chat, so come on down!

Whatever they are, they're just like us 🥹 [ #foundmedia #weirdcore #wtf ]

My new favorite statistic, courtesy of Know Your Meme: "The post received more than 350,000 views in less than 16 years."

Here's some haircuts

Shout out to websites that still let you search reverse chronologically. It saves me a lot of time! On that note, the "I Has a Bucket" lolrus meme is old enough to drive

🧅 Onyonyonyonoyo 🧅 [ #foundmedia #weirdcore #vineenergy #wtf #onion ]

This is such a huge production 😂

I want pixel dolls popular again. Can we do that?

POV: you're really good at basketball

Important Images always feel a little grimy. That's just part of their charm! [ #foundmedia #memesky #weirdcore #wtf #fyp ]

Have you listened to the latest episode of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social yet? If you haven't: find out all about this Tim Heidecker-lookin' guy, miracles and how actors can do Christian TV without the world at large noticing.

Hey did they ever figure out Who's Line It Is, Anyway?

I wonder what it did! [ #foundmedia #weirdcore #wtf #meme #playerpiano #piano #midi #playerpianodiscipline ]

I'm a big fan of whatever this is

Sometimes I like to search for now memes in the past. Behold: 67=Family from 2012

"I'm gonna do my human impression, are you ready?" [ #foundmedia #vine #weirdcore #wtf #bird #parrot ]

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Me on my way to grab a brownie from the kitchen at 1:00 am [ #foundmedia #gif #cgi #meme #memesky ]

I found a gif of an astronaut that's also just a dude from 2000 [ #foundmedia #gif #weirdcore #cgi #y2k ]

I got commissioned to design the world's coolest tattoo... Behold: The Fuckusaurus

Vertical Sandwich: A balanced lunch 💯 [ #foundmedia #weirdcore #sandwich #wtf ]

This is your friendly reminder that there are many MANY websites on the internet! Since social media took off, we as a society don't visit as many different websites... but they're still there!

Get neverending fuel by using this one weird trick (Gas stations HATE her) [ #foundmedia #weirdcore #wtf ]

Kissy smoothie [ #foundmedia #weirdcore #vine #wtf ]

A bouncy Saturn for what ails you 🪐 [ #foundmedia #gif #saturn #wtf ]

A lot of 2000s flash photography gives backrooms ("Internet hole" notwithstanding) [ #foundmedia #backrooms #weirdcore #webcore ]

Education Con-nec-tion

I trust them with my case [ #foundmedia #weirdcore #wtf ]

Boosted [ #foundmedia #ptcruiser #weirdcore #wtf ]

Take a break and watch minutes upon minutes of my nonsense! [ #foundmedia #promosky #wtf ]

He kinda reminds me of those little Nerds guys, but less pink and purple [ #foundmedia #cgi #y2k #webcore #weirdcore #gif #wtf #fyp ]

When I was in college and working behind the A/V equipment desk, an older professor would check out a VGA adapter sometimes and he always called it "An Umbilicus"

My friend Christopher sent me this video. Feel free to thank him [ #foundmedia #hatsunemiku #weirdcore #wtf ]

Life update 🥰 Due in 30 minutes or my money back!

Afterthoughts of cheese [ #foundmedia #cheese #weirdcore #wtf ]

Tomorrow at 8pm Central... My Halloween episode! Watch it or don't!

And now for a moment with a sleepy mummy who's hellbent on partying anyway [ #foundmedia #weirdtok #wtf #fyp ]

Now with a poppable top for easy access [ #foundmedia #weirdcore #wtf #spoopy ]

My brain doesn't distinguish between formal and informal words as I'm speaking, so I just dropped the phrase, "Egregiously yucky"

One of my favorite YouTube videos got muted, so I reuploaded it with a MIDI version of the same song