Found this sick cave near my house. If I listen closely I hear my name. I think I should probably go in.

Giving Nick Land too much coffee and watching him expound on an idea called "Fake Chinese People"

ai generating myself in a cookie monster hat doing the cunnilingus gesture

I'll rock a Santurce Crabbers Beasley jersey

I find the whole rush to appoint Gavin Newsom really silly because I don't even see him winning the primary

But see, people are lining up to tell you why he's not actually popular, how his many weaknesses will be exploited, why he will be destroyed in the general election, and warning you to pick a better candidate, and as usual you are putting your fingers in your ears and going LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

Man my strong "everybody on Young Money fucking sucked" stance has paid dividend after divided

I'm a dick. I liked Chris Paul. Huge part of my NBA fandom growing up. Happy trails bud

remember the time in college i got subjected to somebody's live performance of the natalie portman rap

i was just getting over clavicular getting frame mogged, and now you're telling me fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers?

One of my abiding fascinations about soft internet men (of which I am more one than I am not) being horny online is when and who it's acceptable to do it to versus when and who you can't.

walking around with an arrow shot directly through my ears: The online Left is online Lefting again!

Huh???

we open blind boxes...but are our eyes open to the boxes they put us in? or are we BLIND

Letting my phone get down to 8% and starting both a bottle of whiskey and an effort thread that goes "Weed gummies are bourgeois" and cites Foucault.

damn, maybe you should learn how to direct a movie that doesn't do set pieces in a Georgia industrial park

I can't really do it yet, because i need to build a way for people to find my writing outside of Bluesky. But I think by the end of this year, I'm probably going to soft retire from posting. Meaning, trying to finally just use social media for promotion and promotion alone.

oh hey, New York Presbyterian has put out the call to recruit scabs from the NYSNA members on strike! And they have a web form to do so! And it just so happens that I know that the employee IDs are six digits, and the CWID is three letters followed by four digits and then [at]nyp[dot]org!

People (I would say on the Left here if I was a dipshit but that would be inaccurate) are really bad at owning victories. While the immigration crackdown in Minnesota will be over when everyone's gone, I think Minnesotans should accept it as a massive victory, even if it doesn't feel that way yet.

sat down. turned on the bunsen burners. poured the liquid into the vials. ate some smelling salts. at the end I had my list of ten favorite novels, which I began writing after I realized Moby Dick had been dethroned and now it is amongst the nebulous 2-10.

this is the flipside of "what if libraries were bars for adults who were scared of loud noises" and "what if libraries could also do laundry????" discourse you see people with terminal whimsy bring up.

genuinely love this new danny brown album including the spoken word parts that are like "You clocked the destructiveness of your jester spirit...like a house of cards made of Jokers...you drank the tea and spat it out"

God bless Mero

man 656 is another piece of exceptional work from Roc Marciano.

a good rule of thumb is you can safely discard anything anybody says online about "The Left", even from ostensible left-wingers

New work about an interesting thing made by Tony Domenico of Petscop fame.

Two weeks ago I had an invoice temporarily be 300 dollars shorter than what I had worked. Why? Because the third party vendor who does my day job's payroll used a payment site that uses AI and it thought my entire invoice was for one day of work instead of 4. It got corrected by a human.

Sorry, I'm gonna keep reposting this. I chose years back to work outside traditional poetry publishing processes, so for many, that makes what I do less legitimate. Their loss. Doesn't have to be yours too though.

Not only did the singer for Canned Heat sound like that even when he talked regular he also held down a day job the whole time he was with the band. And brother let me tell you he was the least effective hostage negotiator ever employed by the LAPD

I give this site shit but using Threads is like brushing your teeth with a revolver

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1edh... my partner played this last night and I didn't realize it was Stereolab because it reminded me so much of Queens of the Stone Age.

I've played a lot of fantasy sports, but Fantasy Premier League has by and far the worst interface and website.

Relationship bit status: Mark. E Smith talking about Clavicular getting mogged: ✅ Jesse Ventura: ✅ My new character "the baby who smokes cigars": 👎

Paul Reed being a Bossman Dlow fan...perfect

I used to hate it. A lot. At some point how earnest it was changed my mind entirely.

Unionist murals versus Republican murals

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Duren shouldn't have swang on Diabate, but Bridges made this situation 90 times worse.

I will never apologize for loving Isaiah "Beef Stew" Stewart

Another thing in the great second reefer madness that gets ignored is some of the psychosomatic symptoms of intense depression-- which is body racking pain, the sense all my cells are gonna vomit all at once-- it does a much better job of eliminating than antidepressants.

voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR you: Mean Jigsaw stop

this entirely comes down to a sort of intellectual class snobbery. when your buddy from the west coast hands you something the color of a tennis ball that's a perk of being a well-connected person, but if somebody can go buy that same weed at a bodega or through a greymarket delivery app, it's bad.

no dog in the "best conservative artist" fight but I'm not seeing enough people bring up Bryan Ferry

they're preparing us for an austerity the likes of which has not been seen

the Sony 5 CD Changer/Turntable sold on Facebook marketplace before I got paid 🤬

New work! Reviewed @mryes.bsky.social's 3D Worker's Island for @interstellarflight.bsky.social. A "short story about a screensaver" that illustrates how The World Inside the Computer is just everything now. magazine.interstellarflightpress.com/a-screensave...

BOOK RELEASE DAY! My new book called Just Another Mark, which is a selection of haiku from a year where I wrote 5 a day, coordinating with prayer times, is now available, in all the expected places. Im really excited to finally get this one out to the world.

Nice argument, however I'm depicting myself as the much viewed handsome Bad Bunny and have already cast you as the less watched leathery carny Richard Petty impersonator Kid Rock

New work! Reviewed @mryes.bsky.social's 3D Worker's Island for @interstellarflight.bsky.social. A "short story about a screensaver" that illustrates how The World Inside the Computer is just everything now. magazine.interstellarflightpress.com/a-screensave...