*trying to viral so badly it counts as a form of humiliation kink* who up rapturing they Christians?

www.patreon.com/posts/139333... Resharing my 36 Chambers review.

Advocating for physical media (jacking off to a magazine you found in the woods)

This is why my joke I'm 40% serious about is when I can I want to write a fuck off van painting fantasy novella about a mean man with a big sword called WIZARDKILLER

Canseco had a very funny Twitter account because 90% of the posts were either inviting you to meet him at his car wash for an autograph signing or about how much A-Rod sucked, but 10% of it was "I met bigfoot and am looking for bigfoot experts to share my evidence"

My theory about this is in the Disney adult's head, the cool thing is there's a thousand Disneys, so it has *some* variation on view points. Harry Potter adults have been hoovering an apology for the English class system for decades.

It's that or "iterative prestige tv"

Every single criticism of BlueSky is valid except somehow the one the pundits stumbled upon, which is roughly equivalent to kicking down the door of a KFC and incredulously asking everyone if they are aware they are eating fried chicken.

Outside observation looking at comedian's reddits: do their fans even like jokes

One of my first experiences with bad fan brain was when I was talking about The Dark Tower with someone and he raged about the ending and rewrote his own to make Roland awesome and badass

Stephen King's The Pissin' Man. Walking' around, trenchcoat billowin', hog exposed. Hog flappin' in the wind. Reciting half-remembered 1950s radio things like "Skee-bop-a-loola, daddy-o" while just spraying piss all over

Called harem anime "haram anime", give me a Toyota truck and an AK, we're kicking it off

Read the absolute worst piece of NBA writing I've ever read lmao

This is Gramsci for people who'd have said he deserved to rot

I can't explain it but my estranged father reminds me of Garfield in a way that makes me distrust the beast

I really need to watch BELLY but I have to say, every clip of Nas acting might be the worst male screen performance I've ever seen.

What if your meal sang you a song before you ate it

www.patreon.com/posts/it-was... For my hip-hop review series It Was Written: Hip-Hop and American Spirit, I review the first album by the group that started it all for me. Why the RZA and GZA's verses on "Protect Ya Neck" the keys to understanding early Wu, why losing ODB harmed the group, etc.

MPLS peeps:

www.patreon.com/posts/it-was... For my hip-hop review series It Was Written: Hip-Hop and American Spirit, I review the first album by the group that started it all for me. Why the RZA and GZA's verses on "Protect Ya Neck" the keys to understanding early Wu, why losing ODB harmed the group, etc.

*sees weird gays draw sexually charged violence on their ipads* You Bitch Mother Fucker *sees that the President of the United States is a well-known child molester* Wlel, that's his beliefs and I respect that

Fact check: Axios reported leadership was NOT whipping for the vote, even though they did support it. You can tell this is likely the case because many Dems (like CBC) voted No. McBride is talked about because she acts like she represents trans people, and constant demeans our efforts. Very simple.

man fuck aoc

On the contrary I do not have to love "The Baby" from Dinosaurs

don imus

Grue jay!

I am extremely proud of this 36 Chambers review. You should tap in tomorrow.

lemme tell you, I've been stuck in C/D my whole life and I've about had it, so not those

This is really funny but gets to one of my greatest complaints about modern life: why would I listen (not watch even) someone play a game and do bad improv

What if Bar Rescue gave us an insight into economic hitmen, consultants, and private equity guys? Why do bars need to be perfect anyway? That's what this one is about.

www.patreon.com/posts/free-f... I've decided my Patreon posts will never be paywalled despite their being a "paid" option. I wrote a little bit about my reasoning along with some other housekeeping for Friday this week.

one of the moments on here recently was when that lady did a reductress "men be listening to podcasts" post about needing to list your top 5 podcasts on a dating site and everybody on this site decided to start listing all the podcasts they like to see if they would past the riddle of the sphinx

I'll confess, while I've definitely dealt with my part of despair, seeing how genuinely stupid these guys are gives me some hope.

What if Colbert ended up being our Churchill? What if the South Park Guys end up like two white American Nelson Mandelas? What if AOC ends up being our own personal Margaret Thatcher? What if Zohran becomes Mugabe? What if Eric Adams stepped into his destiny as America’s Nikita Khrushchev???

I was gonna say 'This sounds like something the Telecomms Act caused' and lo and behold, they cite it in the follow up tweet!

Wonder if my girlfriend would live on a houseboat with me

so who had the best verse on Protect Ya Neck? I know it's somewhat immaterial but I listened to it again for the 9billionth time and I still can't decide.

DSA guy with an unintelligible grudge against chapo trap house voice: let me tell you what normies think.

so, unfortunately running pretty late, but my next Apophany column dives into my fascination with Bar Rescue and Jon Taffer.

Napoli's played well minus the really stupid red card they got. Milinkovic-Savic is playing like a goddamn demon.

I put a line and an earring in front of my Maradona for maximum luck

Unfortunate how The Sopranos has become epic bacon now

Welcome to bluesky, motherfarker! Here's a few rules of the freaking road - our posts are named after blasting ropes - everyone here talks like a TVTropes mod - Every time we have a Badiouan event happen we sacrifice multiple trans people's accounts to Belphegor

one of many bad parts about this site is that everyone has the same reference pool, so when unfunny people reference something I thought was funny it sometimes changes my relationship with the original object case in point, "exact same kind of communist as I am" is provenance for dickheads now

Not only is this a bad time, it's supremely fucking annoying.

probably just one patreon post coming up this week: this enter the 36 chambers essay is an entire undertaking. in my defense, it's enter the 36 chambers and you can't fuck up.