Mikayla’s big breakout hit on Hannah Montana, “If Cupid Had a Heart” was a song sung by Julie Griffin and already used in Get a Clue and the season 6 premiere of King of the Hill, the episode best known for Bobby’s “THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!”

I don't want to take away from everyone telling the Russo Bros they suck, but this quote is from a panel they were on in 2023: collider.com/joe-russo-do...

the House and Senate judiciary committees need to be running humiliating, invasive perjury trap hearings for every Republican justice from 2027 until 3029

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If evangelicals think Pope Leo is too”woke” just wait until they hear about this fellow called Jesus.

Science is good. We should fund it.

Best Summer Ever! thoughts: Huge credit to everyone on the crew for pouring so much heart into this show. Jack racing to reunite with Alice and concluding on an emotional note as he and Lil deciding on not wanting to lose each other again, wrapped things up so beautifully.

That's two weeks to file of impeachment. That is the Congress's only job. That's it. Nothing else.

Congress is so funny. The world could be blown to smithereens and half of them would be like not sure this is a kitchen table issue.

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In this horrible era of unceasing Donald Trump, the Republican Party’s lies about respecting the constitution and fiscal responsibility have been totally exposed. Their true values are avarice, greed, sadism, and hunger for power.

1. I know the idea of "norms" went out with Cheers and technically there's no law about presidential medical disclosures, but the White House and its doctors covering up the president's true medical condition ought to be a Watergate-level scandal

Are you...friggin...KIDDING? Fantastic...Rangerstop is a con where both versions (Atlanta and Orlando) are near me. But nope, not anymore. Seems to have been sold into some TERRIBLE hands.

It validates their entire incurious, prejudicial, dipshit ideology to see one of their guys, the first TRUE fucking moron ever, in the most powerful position in the history if mankind.

I cannot co-sign this enough. A lot of 2016 was backlash to an educated president. The right spun his intelligence and race into the idea that he was was an insult to “real Americans.” And so lots of people lined up behind the dumb, incurious racist. And now they won’t let go.

I’m sorry but the whining about Dems not doing or saying enough irks the fuck out of me. They didn’t put Trump back in the White House the voters (and non voters) did. The simplest open book test ever and you dumb asses failed it but want to point fingers elsewhere. Fuck you.

It’s funny. Twitter absolutely is bad for my mental health these days but refuse to let some loser crypto scammer trying to extort me for bit coin tell me it’s time to abandon ship. I go out on my own term, bitches 😂

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Mets should not be afraid of Landon Roup. Very weak name #MetsSky

Michael Grant and I have concerns that the project is under-resourced. But one of the producers, Sev Ohanian, is a friend, as well as a genuine Animorphs fan. If anyone can make it work, he can. Fingers crossed. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

I don’t know why more people don’t seem to see how completely, dangerously whacked out this guy is. The Emperor’s New Clothes, except in this timeline the emperor is a sadistic child-raping madman with a huge arsenal of nuclear weapons at his command.

Holy shit he’s gotta be so close to dying. He sounds terrible lmfao

It seems we just bombed some residential buildings in an attempt to kill a former diplomat who was trying to facilitate negotiations. A civilian trying to *end* hostilities, surrounded by other civilians in their homes. We are completely lost.

Trump really cannot pull off the primetime speech that he has to read. He sounds addled.

The nervousness of “OH GOD PLEASE DO NOT BLOW UP ON LAUNCH” never leaves you. Thank God it didn’t.

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I'm not here to kinkshame Byron Noem. But I will shame him for staying married to Kristi Noem as she works for a fascist government that would destroy him for this if he wasn't a useful tool.

Trump is mad online about the ballroom

I'm sorry, on what podcast?!

The NYT purposefully mischaracterized the position of the AMA to make it seem like they changed policy and opposed gender affirming care on trans youth. It appears they have rejected efforts by the AMA to correct the record.

I don't think trans people should be imprisoned for 5 years because they have to pee

You could not waterboard the statement "AI makes me a better writer" out of me. If the prose from the Great Automated Averager is an improvement on what you can do yourself, then you're admitting that you are a below average writer. Not below average for reporters; below average for the gen pop.

Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.

#Hoppers was funny as hell and had some brilliantly deranged moments. It was also very sweet and crushed me a few times. Moynihan is used perfectly and Hamm is always welcome as a doofus shit heel. Caruda is incredible as Mabel.

I remains consistently shocking to me that people would actually hear Elon Musk speak and be like "he's a genius" I had almost never heard him speak before a few years ago, and I was astounded to learn he's a blatant moron who sputters through even mildly challenging questions

Jack Smith thought Trump intended to exploit national security secrets for profit. Trump's second administration is suddenly a machine of trading on national security secrets. These are two scandals—but really just one. And the great powers re-evaluating America's role in the world are watching.

maybe your news website is dying because every 3 millimeters of scrolling leads to a new video ad or "sign up for our newsletter!" pop-up modal I have to X out of and then the new ads that auto-load fuck up the text and now I have to scroll half a page to read the paragraph I was just on fuck you

feels like the two big stories for organizers to be aware of right now is Meta rolling back encrypted Instagram DMs & Zoom meetings being recorded:

My man clearly had to fight with Cigna over an MRI

They’re old and not getting any work because nobody under 45 years old know who they are so it’s the Democrats fault the only roles they can get now are Man at DMV office and Unhappy Man at Checkout Counter:

Yo yo can someone please send me the clip of Maddow shouting out my reporting just now? We don’t have TV/streaming 🫠

"The man who is really responsible for what we're doing -- I mean, in a legal, prosecutorial sense -- is our boss Stephen Miller."

When my dear late mother was lapsing into dementia she’d talk like this - lots of words, the cadence of actual speech / conversation. But nothing quite fit together. It was increasingly hard to get a sense of any meaning.

Nothing quite as infuriating as some ignorant motherfucker accusing me of using "AI" horseshit. Like where the fuck have you been dipshit

As someone whose great grandmother was sent to a concentration camp by a Nazi at a border crossing…..to me y’all sound like “at least the Gestapo won’t be dragging people out of their homes, they’re just hanging around train stations, I’ll take it.”

Oh. So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature. Got it.