"would you stop moving for a bit!!"

I see you there ;3

Dnd monster idea: CandleJack Let your players find a scrap of paper or an old book that just says "CandleJack" when they say his name he'll appear. CandleJack will immediately attempt to bind those who said his name and drag them into another plane (decided by DM) He'll take 0 dmg from any attack.

Bird just wanted a nice bath after a long day, but the humans drained it -_-

(Fact) Having boobs is a great way to catch dropped food

The place where wet dreams are made 💕

POV: your stuck in a tree, Jon just steals the ladder and laughs at you

MY ASS WILL BE SEATED ⭐️⭐️⭐️ In around 20 hours we will see the Steel Ball Run anime related announcement! Just what could they show us? 🏇🏻 #jojo_anime #jjba

Just watched a baby squirrel face plant 3 times as it was trying to run away with an apple half its body weight. It was hilariously adorable xD

Hot take: I think more bug pokemon should have compound eyes because I think they'd look cool.

Reporter asks the dinosaurs who run Hollywood what's next? Dinosaur says "reimagined reboot reboots". No one is surprised.

You know I don't often get cramps but last night they got really bad. Any other trans women deal with this regularly? What do you do when it happens?

Yep. I'm a lesbian :3

Too silly

Wish I had a wife or two, maybe three ._.

Had a dream I worked for the joker (who owned a battle tower in this universe) until he misgendered me. So I quit and got a new job with Scrooge McDuck (who was a phantom thief in this universe) and we stole his shit :)

😭😭😭

regular reminder that the people who created your favorite characters were largely marginalized individuals with antifascist views

Crime opening doors for "legitimate" business men.

Had a dream It was in a dragonquest esk world. The dwarfs built these giant magic towers to keep the demon lord sealed away, but then all the other races decided to set up towns around them cause they were cool. Suddenly all the other races are claiming owner ship saying they "protect" the towers!

It took me a sec to realise that this wasn't about anime characters transitioning

I ready for hugs at all times :)

I mean I COULD caption this, but at this point you all get it without me saying a word.

I had to make the connection

I like my booty like I like my croissants: Pop'n fresh 😎

Dnd character idea: Dora the Dungeon Explorer

Waaaaaa! Comick is gone and I've got over 250 manga and manhwa I need to migrate from it 😭

man ive been seeing my Absolute Lesbian everywhere lmao, spread like wildfire

Caitlyn gets a view of realistic titties in one of my newer pages 🤭❤️ #caitvi

scrolling on your phone for a while? you deserve a thigh hug break

Kida x Audrey suggestive (2024) #nsfwart #pinup #atlantis

Fuck me I'm depressed (👉T-T)👉

Team skull was such a vibe. I wish we got more of them in other games

Well fuck, I'm a Chansey. Outta all the pokemon I had to be the one that has a job.

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Cartoons say U.S.Americans love apple pie. Is that why its so hard for them to see a doctor?

Mantis shrimp laugh at us and our 3 colour cones. I wanna say something back but I'm just so jealous ><

Did you know human eyes can see more shades if green then any other colour?

If I was a princess in a tower I'd never come down. Infact I'd use my broom to knock down anyone who tried to climb up.

The deep sea calls to me the same way a weighted blanket in a quiet room does.

Gonna fry up some consentraited love

Tomorrows my birthday, oh no 🙃

my uninhibited nsfw phase got me like:

Dream time: A small town in the middle of nowhere elected this random coyote as mayor (not a special coyote, just a regular one). The mayorship was a paid position so for years they "paid" him but really didn't. Eventually the IRS comes looking for mayor coyote and the town sells him out!

I love the bit where someone's a pokemon trainer with a lil'guy and they just throw them full force against an a target

(Not a) DND puzzle: You're faced with 3 gaurds, one is a killer, one is a lier, and one is a snitch. Which one do you trust to help you? Answer: NONE! Even in a fantasy world never trust cops to help you.

Who's that pokemon?! Its stickbug! (Seriously though, how is there not already a stickbug pokemon?)