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BREAKING: The judge has DISMISSED the criminal charges against Kilmar Abrego Garcia on vindictive and selective prosecution grounds! A MAJOR win for Mr. Abrego. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Oh, look, it’s another woman taking the fall of a vile, mostly-male administration. Is she also vile? Of course. Do we see any of the dudes we need gone yesterday resigning? Hahaha, of course not.

The proper headline here is CHARGES DISMISSED DUE TO DOJ MISCONDUCT www.cnn.com/2026/05/21/u...

we are in a political war. we lost one of the major battles of this war and as a result people have already died. the dnc response has been to pretend we waged the battle perfectly and nothing could have changed the outcome. this is bullshit and irresponsible.

“The founding fathers never intended the poor to live into their 40s!”

Last Show Tonight !

Costco is probably taking a huge loss on their food court items but when I was raising kids on not enough money, that weekly $10 pizza was load-bearing. Apply for a grant or publicly source funding if you have to, let’s keep one of the best things to emerge from the capitalist hell-machine alive.

The thing with "don't complain about drivers; complain about the lack of alternatives!" is that I do complain about the lack of alternatives lots & drivers ignore me, dismiss me, reject any inconvenience or public spending, & consistently throw non-drivers under the bus (when it eventually arrives.)

conservatives are being pretty clear that they see anything more than a token black presence as tantamount to "anti-white discrimination," and even then, they view that as suspect

in middle school, my friends and i had a pact to lose our virginities to raffi and now that’s what i think about when i hear him

Thanks but no thanks, GLP-1s, I plan to deploy these strategic fat reserves in the coming famine.

Trump couldn’t steal this much money or murder this many people without the aid of an entire political party full of fellow thieves and murderers.

the president of the united states sued his own government for ten billion dollars and “settled” it by directing that government to use taxpayer money for a nearly two billion dollar slush fund to distribute to his political allies at will typing it out barely feels real

Well, this is all beyond unsettling.

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Aspirational me: I eat a mostly plant-based diet. Real me: guess I should have some bread with cheese on it before I have some bread with sugar on it.

This is why you should study what you love, not what big business tells you is the future. When we counted on capitalists to do what was most profitable for the corporation, we could predict their commitment to employees and customers and act accordingly.

My new favorite salutation…

this would make a great exclamation

Gratulerer med dagen, Norge! 🇳🇴 #syttendemai🇳🇴

My parents would never EVER have had a cat on three medications. If the first one proved insufficient they would have been, like, WELL, she’s lived a pretty good life…

Apparently there’s this chef on Instagram telling people to roast vegetables in olive oil at 425 degrees F and people are just LOOSING THEIR MINDS. And it’s like, aww. Welcome to the roast vegetables club, newbies. 😍

Juan Chavez Velasco has been released! Juan was on his way to the hospital to see his newborn daughter in the NICU when ICE targeted and detained him. He is a DACA recipient and was a medical worker on the frontlines during the pandemic.

J.R.R. Tolkien and Edward Abbey probably didn’t know each other. They probably wouldn’t have liked each other’s writing. And in this moment, they would both expect all of us to come together and burn the very idea of this abomination to the motherfucking ground. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

JFC. (You are not going to get through this quote without swearing. Trust me.)

Is there any reason, besides greed, why we need to keep paying more and more for every basic function of everyday life to keep getting worse and worse and worse?

Watching Season 4 Buffy the Vampire Slayer and trying to think what her college boyfriend’s monster-hunting posse reminded me of. Then it hit me…

Well, it looks like I owe those tomatoes I planted last weekend an apology.

The most accurate portrayal of the pro-Jim Crow, white nationalist Roberts Supreme Court I've seen yet.

My insistence that the world is still a warm and beautiful place is sorely tested by the fact that the world is a cruel and stupid dogshit hell

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Normally “well go make your own then” is a really disingenuous response to criticism but like… Elon Musk could just make his own film adaptation of the Odyssey. That shit’s in the public domain, son.

Ah, yes. Fewer air traffic controllers is the answer. www.reuters.com/business/wor...

I want to hear the untold story of the cowboy rivalry between the ranchers of Cool and those of Hidden Valley.

Maybe *gestures around at everything * all this is a genius strategy by humanitarians who wants us all to welcome the sweet embrace of death when our time comes, and every day they’re making enormous strides towards that goal.

this is obviously stupid but also "i should not have to see a black person in a position of power or influence" is a guiding belief of the trump administration

They think that you’ll just move on after they dodged your question once or twice cause you have limited time. I’m more than happy to spend my entire time getting the answer to my damn question.

Get out there and plant some taters, people. It’s grow time.

No, it's not too much to ask at all. In fact, waaaaaaay back when I was in Journalism school, they taught us that we were to be public arbiters of fact. Not give our opinions, but tell people what's true and what isn't. Seems that's not a thing any longer.

True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP.

I'm a climate expert. I know 1000s of climate experts. One fact we all know: poor people care about climate more than rich people. Hardly surprising when you can't afford AC, work outside, etc. A few issues in the article... /1

Thermodynamics tells us that the universe already wants to kill us. What on earth drives us to add malice, pain, and cruelty to this tiny space and time we all share?

It’d be worth getting blocked for a banger like this

This is exactly it. It's hugely depressing & horribly echoes the avaricious zeitgeist & politics of our time. This idea that there's only any point to it if a book is going to be MASSIVE. Some of us don't want to be massive, or rich, or famous. We just want to be able to continue to write books.

they just have questions about whether kids should be trans(ported for urgent care)

Cashier: donate to Seattle Children’s Hospital? Every customer at the Gig Harbor Costco: Absolutely! Cashier: thank you! Every customer at the Gig Harbor Costco: no, thank YOU for this opportunity to prove that Gig Harbor is less douchey than Laurelhurst! (Seriously, Costco, brilliant timing 🫶)

All we have to do is throw one billionaire into a volcano & the rest will fall in line. 😂

hate to be *that guy* but my peace rose is blooming and there is still somehow war? 🌱