We're making a free online add for Xavier Becerra, and by we I mean you. #freeBecerraadd

trump was never fit to serve. #LFG

ICE is not about immigration. ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets. Abolish ICE.

Fucking Xfinity has cut off all viable ways for customers to communicate with them about their service. No customer service phone number with a live person, no email address. Just a stupid AI bot whining that they know our internet service sucks and they'll fix it when they get around to it.

Hey, so ICE is still kidnapping and disappearing people in the United States. Just because they got quieter about it doesn't make it okay. Abolish ICE. Chinga la Migra.

Amazon will pay $20.5 million to settle allegations that two of its Oregon data centers helped contaminate groundwater. This is exactly why communities across the country are organizing to stop data centers — and winning. Never doubt your power to change the system.

PLEASE JUST RESIGN🎵🎶 What a sad man, Out to get all you can when Grifting and golfing all day long Think that you’re King, But we all know you’re dumber And have achieved less than King Kong Hands, tiny hands Reaching out, grab pussy, Shame on you #USDemocracy youtu.be/f-LPQeIl5CE?...

Do your part #taxday

Move over🌮TACO👇

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

This is my doctor serving lunch to 5,000 people.

Hi, sex pests! We will end your presence in politics no matter how long it takes.

"I thought it was me as a doctor."

The willingness to sacrifice the love of your family and the respect of your community so your penis can feel like a big boy for 3 minutes is a level of weakness I will never understand.

The day it happens. 😂🤣👇

My background in training and writing procedures compelled me to make a step-action table.

Can we set JD up with a desk in the Offal Office next to trump and just see what happens?

JD Vance is on a historic roll: He campaigns for AfD in Germany - they lose. Invited the Pope to come to US for Trump’s big event - Pope refuses. Leads peace negotiations with Iran - fails miserably. Campaigns in Hungary for Orbán - who gets smoked.

And just like that, we can add another new word to our Trumpian lexicon: vanced (adj.) - when someone is hanging on by a thread and Vance’s physical presence pounds the last nail into their coffin. ⚰️

LET’S NOT F*CK THIS UP 📌 Xavier Becerra knows California. He’s one of us. 📌 Steve Hilton knows Brexit. And Fox News.

No one says it better than @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social

It can be done! Well played, Hungarian voters. US voters need to be inspired by this. Opposition LANDSLIDE! That's two strike-outs for Couchfucker Diplomacy in 24 hours. www.bbc.com/news/live/c2...

Has Iran made a Lego Melania "I no fook Donald pedo friend" video yet?

Perfect

Still one the best kitty YouTube videos of all time. Mr. Murderbritches. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xcu...

If Kelly Loeffler didn't get in on this, she must be big mad right now.

Since Melania brought it up, I will remind you once again:

I wasn't online much today but it appears Melania begged everyone to post every picture of her with Epstein we can find.

Melania, totally not on ecstasy, with Jeffrey and Ghislaine, who she totally does not know.

Just now logging in. How much stupider did it get today so far?

2 shootings leave 2 dead and 3 wounded in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

This war has been a COLOSSAL waste of money!!

“The insiders did not need to pick a side. They traded long on the pumps and short on the dumps, using advance knowledge of each post. That is not trading on news. That is trading on the schedule.” open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...

for those of you keeping score at home, the opening of the Strait of Hormuz lasted 0.045 scaramuccis

Here's something for MAGA to chew on. Abortion is not only legal, it is covered by universal healthcare in Isreal.

How will trump manipulate the stock market today?

So therereally was an unconditional surrender but it was by trump not Iran and why am I not surprised.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP80... I watched Bohemian Rhapsody over the weekend and I'm still fired up. I consider it a challenge to befall the whole human race and WE ain't gonna lose. Rest in Power, Freddie.

Imagine being a kid dreaming about space. You take the toughest STEM classes & work hard. You get accepted by NASA! You become an astronaut & work even harder until you get selected for a coveted mission to circle the moon. Then trump threatens to start WW3 while you are en route. Fuck this shit.

This needs to end like the first Godfather movie except globally.

Fuck it, I'm going to the gym. Just in case we make it through the night, I don't want to feel guilty tomorrow.

@housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov Every single one of you better have your asses back in fucking DC now!

look, I may not approve of Donald Trump bombing Iran's civilian infrastructure, but he is our president and I will defend to the death his right to be removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and chucked straight the fuck into some hellhole prison

It probably doesn’t matter but I called my Democratic members of Congress. And it probably doesn’t matter but they should push for impeachment. Because morally, it still matters that we try.