We do a lot of dumb stuff in America, but possibly nothing dumber than The Met Gala. What even is the point of these nonsense outfits? You will have to excuse me, I have recently gotten old and grumpy. But still, crazy dumb shenanigans.

Had a great time in Alaska working on this one with a lot of great people. See it in a theater as the lord intended.

Thank god. I wish Mosley well, but this dude had to go.

Every accusation is really an admission with these clowns.

Redemption Song -Bob Marley Mr. Brightside - The Killers Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles The Killing Moon - Echo and the Bunnymen Black - Pearl Jam Scenario - Tribe Called Quest Like A Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division Piano Man - Billy Joel Ace of Spades - Motörhead

Between this and the Comey news, we seriously live in the dumbest timeline. IDIOCRACY went from a parody movie to a fact to the good old days in the span of a few years. Fascinating and depressing times we live in.

without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

Candyman Deep Cover Juice You could probably pinpoint my age to within a 2 year range just from the 3 movies I picked.

We are in desperate need of a third political party. We have an evil one, and we have a stupid one, let's see what fresh hell a third party might bring. Surely it can't be as bad as the two shit-shows we are currently faced with. The Democratic Party has completely lost touch with their base.

Every single guy we hate at that dinner left his wife in the dust like that scene from FORCE MAJEURE

Two months ago a mass shooting left four dead and fifteen wounded here in Austin as a direct result of the war in Iran. Most of you never even heard about it. Last night a man rushed security a floor away from a room full of journalists hobnobbing with fascists. ENDLESS coverage. Fuck ALL of this.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

I was playing poker last night, what did I miss?

This headline is perfection.

Is KC Conception at a Chili's right now? #NFLDraft

I like Ty Simpson, but if I'm the Rams I'm taking someone like Bain who can help me win now. Taking a QB who won't play for 2 years is leaving a bullet in the chamber when you are trying to win a title next year. Too early and not a need. #NFLDraft

The Giants got the #1 and #4 players on my board. Not bad for the 5th and 10th pick. #NFLDraft

This draft is wild. These GMs clearly didn't listen to the same podcasts I did. #NFLDraft

Jeremiyah Love is super talented, but the Cardinals have way too many needs to use a top 3 pick on a running back. Bad business. #NFLDraft

Me being blissfully unaware of whatever drama is going on on Twitter

Multiple projects have been announced for both Josh Ruben and Curry Barker in the last couple days. There's no punchline coming, I'm just here for it. #filmsky #horrorsky #JoshRubenDarkmanNow

The Kickstarter campaign for BEHIND THE MASK II: THE RETURN OF LESLIE VERNON smashed through its goal in less than 10 minutes. The long-awaited sequel to the 2006 meta slasher is expected to release in theaters in 2027. Learn more: bloody-disgusting.com/movie/394768...

Why is Druski not on SNL each week playing a different character within the government?

Let's go! The BEHIND THE MASK II Kickstarter is live and off to a great start. BTM has such a loyal and amazing fanbase.

Thank you internet for not spoiling THE DRAMA. This movie is wild.

They think you're stupid.

If STREET FIGHTER doesn't get nominated for a Best Casting Oscar next year, what are we even doing here?

The goalposts have moved so far that it isn't even a blip on our radar that the President of the United States writes like a third grader.

Had a great time at this screening. So excited to be involved with this new film. I can't wait for you all to see what we are up to with this one.

No show on television brings me more joy than SHORESY. Just an outstanding watch.

There is an alternate universe where Beto wasn't born in a red state and he is the President right now. And everyone is happy and we have flying cars and the McRib year round.

Not sure where this version of the Magic has been all year, but they popped up just in time.

For those who missed the theatrical release, SHELBY OAKS is now on Hulu. No better way to spend a weekend than by letting Tarion into your home.

This can't be real life. We are governed by the dumbest people on Earth.

It is peak 2026 that Trump is causing Christians to turn on Christianity in order to keep supporting him. This is moving the goal post to a different planet and then lighting it on fire.

@grahamskipper.bsky.social is the best. In this house we support Graham Skipper.

There is nothing more peak 2026 than the religious right welcoming in the Antichrist with open arms.

Couldn’t be more excited to be making this. If you love the first film as much as I do, this is the best way to come along for the ride.

The guy next to me on my flight just now watched the in flight map the entire 2 plus hour flight. That’s some real serial killer shit.

The cat is finally out of the bag. So excited to be producing this movie. The first BEHIND THE MASK was a huge influence on me, as anyone who has seen SCARE PACKAGE could probably tell.

If you wrote this dialogue for a super villain character in a script, you’d get notes saying it’s too over the top. How dumb do you have to be to support this lunatic?

Getting the whole planet blown up to own the libs.

Just a quick reminder that Ronald Reagan yanked the solar panels off the White House. If America had remained on the path Jimmy Carter set us on, nobody would be talking about the Strait of Hormuz or gas prices right now. Republicans have been fucking America and the world for decades.

PROJECT HAIL MARY…

The 65 game rule is the dumbest thing the NBA has ever done.

Best short story of 2026.

Pam Bondi finding out today what Trump supporters have been finding out for the past year. This dude does not care about you and is only out for himself. He will flip on any of these idiots who have aligned themselves with him if it benefits him.

In a world of JK Rowlings, be a Brian Keene. Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all. Much love to all my Trans friends and family.