me rn

this is gaslighting, plain and simple. No, it's not the worker producing workslop, it's the fucking AI!

apologies if this is how you find out

TRUMP: THE CAUSE OF AUTISM IS MONADS

Yes because there's no way landlords will be part of the batch.

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

would you still work for me if I were a worm?

please, think about the damage you might cause before sending an invoice

Everyone, from big business CEOs to small business owners to highly paid professionals and lowly paid service staff, has urged the Chancellor to tax someone else. From the new Private Eye, out now.

Trump bringing down drugs prices after all. No, not these ones.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Gen Z is obsessed with not getting eaten by beasts. Here's why that's a problem for my many beasts and creatures.

"In the future, people won't have legs"

Or else what? I shouldn't have to read the whole article to finish being threatened.

Reporters talking with everyone who has ever met the shooter asking if the shooter knew any trans people. Healthy society we have here for sure.

It All happens on X, the murder app.

I don't thing Dems realise how close they've been to being purged...

Pivoted so hard they affected the earth's rotation

Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

One policy solution to Young Men we should be considering is Universal Basic Electric Guitar (UBEG). I'm not joking, by the way. Kids of any gender should get a low-cost starter kit for some hobby of their choosing once they turn 13. A camera, paints, a cheap sampler, etc.

I understand why Donald Trump had a stroke. Feels like I'm having one as well. Nothing is real anymore

I'm sorry but the apparent implication that kirk was killed with the furry meme bullet is breaking me

Corporate media bravely continues Charlie Kirk's legacy by committing to destroy the careers of anyone who disagreed with him: www.404media.co/comcast-nbcu...

guys, we have a tone shift

Columbo is an honorary LGBT for the following reasons: He loves his wife SO much. Like, SO much: L He is incredibly sassy and sarcastic to the people he's investigating: G He wears those scruffy but weirdly fashionable oversized fits: B He's a short king: T I rest my case.

Great day in the marketplace of ideas

What?!

This is the NRA 9/11

What does this even mean

The image that inspired my most popular comic.

ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file

Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results: 1) Does UBI work? (yes) 2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)

"we have asked them to stop being floppy" may well be the best thing you read all weekend

Me in a darkroom when everyone is on pills or coke

Well, I'd like to see ol PostgreSQL solve THIS problem! *PostgreSQL solves the problem easily Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

You want the bo-bot to fuck your wife? 🥺

🚨 *TRUMP TO ANNOUNCE SPACE COMMAND HEADQUARTERS AT 2 PM EASTERN

Musk: Declining birth rates will be the end of the civilisation Also Musk: AI WAIFU GIRLFRIENDS FOR EVERYONE

A lot of people expect Trump announcement to be health related but he could be announcing he's cancelling the midterms and annexing Canada

Announcement at 2pm: How do I get to Heaven? URGENT!!!

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

A Kelly Klassic (TM) from 2007 that remains just as relevant each year ... @theonion.com

WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy

And another thing: I'm not dead. Please don't put on the bluesky that I'm dead.