dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

what an odd thing to say

I made the mistake of reading one free article in The Free Press about some kind of wellness crap -- which I am, for no good reason, endlessly fascinated with and appalled by -- and now, despite unsubscribing and listing them as spam, the entreaties to subscribe are endless.

Yeahhhhh lighter and a can of hairspray was never gonna end well www.bbc.com/news/article...

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

With a new Katamari Damacy game coming out this week that was made without the original designer, I'm thinking about how the original game was a critique of consumerism, about how no matter how much stuff you have you always want more, and in the end you can never be satisfied by that.

@vornietom.bsky.social Apropos your appearance on Nicole Byer's Why Won't You Date Me Podcast: Men with exceptionally clean asses exist, and you shouldn't settle for less.

There is an interesting statistic that if 4% of a nation's population participates in a protest, the government is overthrown. That's 13.6 million Americans. That's the threshold.

Fake. Look how fast they're moving!

I have gotten two different ads in a row on TikTok that start with an ai generated woman about to fuck a horse interrupted by an ad for roofing. It’s so great that every ad is gonna be like this now, Nazi or hentai ai slop trying to sell you utilities.

Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'

“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”

If we decide to mass quit Bluesky because of Jay and the moderation, We should actually get massed banned instead. Maybe for actually doing what Link was falsely accused of.

The first thing the State Dept account did here was threaten to use Bluesky posts to strip people of visas and investigate non citizens. That's a real threat against every Bluesky user and it's absurd the account isnt banned yet.

(if you would like to report the accounts for violations of the Hatch Act, it’s 5 U.S.C. § 7326(2), feel free to send it in to the mod team)

Also, ayo @jay.bsky.team and the BlueSky team, if you’re gonna permaban Link and Palestinian aid accounts, it’s not a good look if you also don’t ban government accounts engaged in obvious violations of the Hatch Act, which is an actual federal law.

Jay: No Caesars*—yeah! * except our investors, you're cool, bros

@fitterflittermouse.bsky.social New Kaart Mannen dropped.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

All they need to do is look at the different reception between Dexter: Original Sin and Dexter Resurrection.

What do Bosch fans want? More Titus Welliver. What do Bosch fans get? deadline.com/2025/10/bosc...

"good storytelling, functional but uncompelling gameplay" sign me up for a bowl of that slop, that's better than the original's good storytelling and nonfunctional, uncompelling gameplay

Was my local radio station being clever having a song end with: You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling And the next one start with: I can't stop the way I feel These songs came out 35 years apart.

Pale Man? I'm having nightmares about the Paul Man.

hi! geneva conventions expert here! this likely meets the international humanitarian law standard for torture! hope this helps! bsky.app/profile/patf...

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks! But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!! This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free. MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

edgy offensive jokes formulated as explicit political statements for a party they actively participate in and support

we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked

extremely bizarre to see liberals praising trump for pretending to have achieved some kind of peace, when israel is still openly mass murdering palestinians.

I love the internet.

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help. My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes. I hate having to ask this

Anyone have advice for domesticating a semi-feral cat? She has a hiding place she spends most of her time in. She will eat in front of me as long as I don't look at her for more than 2 seconds. She loves to be petted (in her hiding spot) but some hand movements still seem to scare her.

What do you mean AJ Link is still banned? I put "Link" in my name and everything! This is preposterous!

We lost an absolute master.

The Leafs are taking a page out of the Oilers recent playbook: start the season really badly, get the coach fired, then come on strong and go deep in the playoffs.

I think the counter argument to “Ellison and Weiss will turn CBS News into an unstoppable propaganda machine” is Bezos’s WaPo which lost basically all the talent and also is in a subscription death spiral

Ania Magliano is fucking delightful on Taskmaster.

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation Depraved. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Sorry, but what was stopping her from doing this BEFORE her husband was killed? Source: NBC News search.app/vWfh2

So they gave the Nobel Peace prize to someone who admires Trump? There was no one better suited?

every time a rideshare company or sportsbook whines at you to vote down some fee or regulation the only valid response as a consumer is to tell them "get a real job you ditzy bimbo"

I don't think we've done enough to keep AJ Link in the dialogue.

BREAKING: Democratic Maine Gov. Janet Mills will run for the U.S. Senate seat held by veteran Republican Sen. Susan Collins, AP sources say.

How are we 4 days into the NHL season and we have a Friday with 0 games scheduled?

1. A new journal report in the prestigious Medical Journal of Australia eviscerates the Cass review, saying it is filled with fallacies and launders anti-trans disinformation. It methodically goes through each problem in the review. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism

The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.

Someone didn't understand the plot of Veronoca Mars (that someone is Google AI). Even though the info is wrong, spoilers abound:

What a hopeful story. I know over in the UK they're finding a similar thing with ponds that were filled for agriculture, sometimes hundreds and hundreds of years ago.

The "set aside the art from the artist" thing in this case is moot. Harry Potter money now goes right to destroying the human rights of trans persons. A billionaire who got her ass kissed for two decades got a rebuke and now she's got to wreck the lives of others.