Cursed artifactbait

Downloaded a really beefy Minecraft modpack out of curiosity and when I booted and I had to start treating my computer like a frightened horse

Whenever I’m commissioning my friends I strive to get the best grades in being a customer. I want them to go “wow, Romeo’s really good at telling me what to draw for money.”

Average conversion between Jaime and Cersei in AFFC

Average forest knight encounter with the fae

The domms are creating Tywin Lannister from base principles

Fascinated by guys who turned Pokemon cards into their own investment opportunities trying to find the next big thing. Which turns out is just reinventing 90s comic book collecting from base principles. Which as we all know worked great forever.

LRP meeeee me me me me meeeee!!!

actually she does bite lmaoo opps 😂 #hellsing #serasvictoria

Need this hanged on my wall

I am a woman of multitudes

My brother sent me this while I was wearing a near identical fit I got sniped from orbit

Not to complain about characterization in video game porn but I swear to god almost every resident evil nsfw I’ve seen feels allergic to anyone ever being in character. If Grace Ashford saw a cock bigger than her head she would not be moving like that she would be scared

Watching a video on “A Little Life” I think this happens to my oomfs’ ocs every other story but they’re jerking off about it. But then again it seems this book could also be jerking off about it.

lesbian centaur kiss

A Feast for Crows update:

Thinking about Luffy Ikari from the Production-IG OVA.

Microfic for the holiday. Three mech pilots and yes they smoke weed (in space)

One of my favorite parts of writing Berserker was that I put it in my head very early on “ok, you want this to be good, great even. But it’s also your first novel, there’s gonna be things that won’t work exactly how you want it to and that’s fine. As long as you like it, it’s good.”

Grabbing that R+G mixed herbs from the dispensary. Maybe some blue if I’m feeling crazy

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A Feast for Crows update:

God, I’ve seen what you’ve done for fictional pathetic butches in a yuri manga…

Having a normal reaction to Jill Valentine getting crushed then eaten by a giant snake

Does anyone wanna give me exactly enough money for a switch 2 and Tomodachi Life 2 Living the Dream I would be indebted to them forever

I do prefer the original series ending in relation to Eva as a whole but End of Evangelion is maybe the single coolest thing ever made. It feels so disgusting. All time great bummer art.

Cooking dinner for your partner then spitting in her food directly in front of her

In my hottest fit about to watch End of Evangelion in theaters we are about to have the craziest theater experience in a minute.

I should be forced not to speak I think. Someone should have control over my vocal cords more than me it would be fun

Really miss when these sort of guys were considered weird fringe cartoon characters and now this is every other right wing manosphere guy.

HELLHOUND be like (idk I haven't read it yet)

Probably my favorite of the dunk and Egg novellas. Some real nail-biting intrigue and my favorite ending, love Dunk getting wayyyy in over his head. Ira Parker please let John the Fiddler kiss Dunk on the lips I see what you did with Lyonel you can do it even more.

People always ask “would you kill Hitler as a baby?” and not the significantly more interesting question. “Who’s the least evil guy you’re willing to go back and time and kill when they were a baby?”

Coming back to the fridge for more Dunk and Egg. Now reading:

Ok now for more serious thoughts: Wonderfully dissociative in its cruelty. Even before the real fun starts there’s such a doomed atmosphere to everything. It feels like a traditional Gundam protagonist gets slammed directly into Kallie’s nightmare. She never had a chance to leave unscathed.

Oh I’m sure

My immediate thoughts:

My brain has a lot of weird mental tricks for getting me to avoid being too negative about stuff. Whenever I complain about something gay being too twee or safe I feel the specter of James Somerton briefly flash in my mind and I immediately feel too embarrassed to continue.

Rowboat themed blowjob probably goes crazy. Imagine cruising in a lake under a hot summer sky and also you’re sucking some crazy dick. As close to heaven on earth as I can imagine.

While this site’s been hitting itself repeatedly with a hammer I read through Legends and Lattes within like five hours. Cute! Nice little low stakes palette cleanser. Kind of felt like a hallmark movie with a fantasy coat of paint but also it was lesbian so who’s to say if it’s good or bad.

FOR GODS SAKE IS THIS DAMN APP WORKING YET?!?!

People on Instagram will post online about how they’re protecting the world from snobs and “anti-reading” all in favor of defending the right to read the most mediocre porn I’ve ever read and nothing else.

Doing a lot of fun stuff with the next FOXHUNT chapter. Spoilers with no context

From the few screencaps I’ve seen of the new Avatar movie I have no fucking clue how big Toph’s tits are supposed to be. I’ve seen like four different sizes and all of them fall into edit territory but I also cannot know for certain until it’s officially released. Shrodinger’s cup size

softness

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