Sanpellegrinos are actually so fucking tasty it’s insane

Getting high enough that you start to get where foot fetishists are coming from

getting this out of my system sorry

lonely trans puppyguy OC

Art by • Hitoshi Yoneda

If you see this, post an anime you love

please hold on

Solemnly looking at a cigarette being stomped out by a trans person with deep longing

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

I will be singing “New York, New York” in a gay bar tonight even though I’m literally on the opposite side of the country

Yapped with the delivery guy while we helped unload packages together at work and at some point we started talking about how shitty AI is. It’s moments of connection over shitty technology that makes life worth living

Who’s ready to put some dick in this Cheney if you know what I’m saying

They’re so fucking mean to Pim in this shoe that’s my baby. Why are they doing this to my baby

Elden ring reforged time methinks

goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay

YIPEEEEEE!!!

Temporary name change for funsies. This has no deeper meaning

Turns out some people seem to really like my voice. Y’all ever heard of this domming thing? It’s pretty sick

LRP that comic by @pupn1k.bsky.social is so good and rotating my brain that I wanted to do a quick dub of it hope that’s alright

*guy who gets caught playing a sexy girl skin in a video game and doesn’t wanna admit he just got it to look at a girl’s ass* uhh uhh im transgender

#art #drone | Nothing terribly complicated this week; just doing some experimenting with various types of neural augment datajacks that one might have.

Cassilda when Renée moves into the manor

Incredibly funny way the internet works is that a lot of people are suddenly very familiar with The King in Yellow because of a Minecraft ARG video

Freshly captured pilot: Handler, what drives you to do this? What awful force made you desire to break people the way you do? Handler Marge:

Unrelated to anything else happening I’ve been feeling really cow coded recently. Need a big ole bell for my collar

Are cigarette burns a form of slow cooking?

I finished the way of kings! And I have some initial thoughts on it! So here’s a ten minute unscripted video I recorded that’s just me talking about my overall feelings on this book I have a lot to say about youtu.be/H_pxhm2-5ms?...

Tags: age difference, intox play, dubcon, cheating

Hypnodom who makes their submissive grind out video games for her when she’s at work. “Yeah I’m excited to try out the new season! I’ve got my adorable little hypnowhore working on it right now i should probably be level like, 17 in the battle pass? We’ll hop on later.”

Update

arc raiders might have one of the best communities in a game like this i've ever seen? It's an extraction shooter that, with small maps, guarantees that you'll run into other players a lot, and yet I think 95% of all encounters are friendly and cooperative.

There had to have been at least one well meaning liberal mom out there who had to be talked out of dressing as the Epstein files for Halloween

Beautiful transgender woman…

Nevermind

Halloween has ended 😞… which means it’s OFFICIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO LISTEN TO LAST CHRISTMAS BY WHAM AGAIN YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

oh yknow

There’s 3 guys waiting outside this shake shack shooting the shit and complaining about how long their orders are taking. This is humanity at its best, inconveined.

Poured some beer into my leftover stew for flavor and while it was basically just a normal cook move it also I think added like ten dyke points to me

Mirror check

HAPPY HALLOWEEN🎃🎃🎃 heres my new comic FANTASTIC FACES! Hope u all enjoy!!!! :DDDDD

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! Or at least close enough to release my spooky short smut! This one’s a fun little spin on my favorite horror monster, with the exact sort of things you may expect from my writing. archiveofourown.org/works/73395401

loser lesbian protag of all time💫 #ilwtv