Ahahahahaha! Chainsaw Man!!!

Gonna remake Shimoneta but I don’t actually change anything except making the protag-kun also a woman therefore creating a subversive satire of censorship through queer liberation.

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

The blade of your sword is a sex toy if you aren’t a fucking pussy about it

I have taken my injections I will reward myself with canes

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

Two-handed swordbreaker

My Instagram reels have trapped me on book pages and I don’t think y’all know how stupid discourse can really get.

Aaand the last post, I swear. It's up on Literotica now too! Boy makes an absent wish to be attractive to his lesbian neighbour, becomes her perfect partner: a fat assed MILF with a huge dumptruck ass, proceeds to momdominates her and spills genderfluid EVERYWHERE www.literotica.com/s/diary-of-a...

Face reveal Wrong answers only

When I look up any scene from Game of Thrones to see how the show adapted a bit I just read there will be like a quarter chance to have wayyy more sexual assault than in the source material at any given moment. It just to half of the time with Sansa.

Thinking about them…

another year of admiring Katsuya Terada's Legend of Zelda artwork

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

A really underrated part of the Subordinate is that it’s really fucking funny sometimes. Almost half of chapter four is just acknowledging how ludicrous a situation she’s put herself in.

Twitter tgirl posts in perfect Tumblr. SHOCKS Bluesky oomfs!

“Did you write that job description for dogshit cleaners yet?” “Sure did boss! Real Nazi militia coded like you asked!” “Huh?”

i don't wanna apply for jobs anymore bro

*Trying to think of the most platonic way to call my friend hot as fuck* your transition is coming along nicely

Watchmen’s individual covers are so fucking gorgeous and underrated as hell

It must be so awesome to know Overwatch exclusively through SFM goonslop. Every few months you get a new model who either has a giant hog or is getting fucked by aforementioned giant hog like a gooner symbiotic relationship. Those guys are having way more fun than playing Overwatch I’ll tell you.

NEW RAGEBAIT TECHNIQUE: “yeah I just don’t think it’s that big.”

Guardian 🌿

LRP me

Horsing around

There’s someone on the floor of my apartment who’s a way louder cougher than I am so hopefully he’s taking the brunt of the smoking allegations. Thank you stranger coughing loudly

Tried to eat a little bit of bread and then immediately threw it up like that fucking Tokyo ghoul gif I hate being sick

Study

Hello everyone on my phone I feel so sickly today

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Everyone is so foreboding with their kinks “I am an empty vessel of which others may pour into me. I am nothing but a tool to be used by the goddess.” You are literally playing

Chat does this look bad for me

I’m gonna make an angsty Starks edit in year of our lord 2026 and you’re all gonna ALLOW ME TO DO THAT!!!!

Bweh… a sickness has befallen the humble Romeo. Everything is sweaty and I feel so weak and my throat hurts this fucking blows.

Not to be that one friend who’s too woke (or schizoposting… both) but I feel like Mr. beast as an entire brand is not only attempting to prove but celebrate humanity’s success as greedy, selfish people.

I’ve gotta write meaner stories

What I’m about to say comes with the big disclaimer that they’re all men. However. If you find the idea of knights fighting and medieval combat in general at a little bit Erotic then I strongly advise you watch A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episode five. Basically gay porn for me

Patreon hid my post so I reposted it with just the pdf and epub links instead! Fucking hell! Reposts appreciated! A "boy" accidentally gets a wish granted and turns into a pear-shaped MILF! And the lesbian next door can't stop looking at her HUGE ASS?! www.patreon.com/posts/diary-...

Just made some incredibly basic cheeseburgers but they’re the first thing I’ve really cooked in a solid minute and it’s tasting so fucking good holy shit. I love cooking so much it’s so awesome

When I’m writing smut, I should be able to conjure the exact hentai art style proportions I’m picturing and beam them into the heads of you, the reader. I should be able to convey the exact sort of shading on clothes we’re dealing with. I need the reader to visualize how they’re censoring the dick.

Whenever someone asks me about my favorite New Vegas faction I always answer the NCR because that’s the safe and easy option. I shudder to imagine how my friends would look at me upon learning the truth of my favorite (the Kings).

I love referring to videos as clips. Yeah hold on I’ll send you a clip. Did you see that clip I sent earlier? This clip is pretty funny you should check it out. The works

Girl that's maidslop. You only like it because it's polite

Bradley is living my dream and he has the nerve to complain about it the whole time! If Rachel McAdams puked on me I would consider that a personal victory.