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archiveofourown.org/works/745044... Chapter 2 of We Do Not Die is now live! It's pretty much twice as long as the prologue and I put a whole lot of work into it

Reading ASOIAF and it hits every time some fancy lad knight boy shows up like “hrnm, why yes I slay any foe who comes for my lady with grace and chivalry! This will be another chapter to my book of songs that will be made for me!” And then he just gets beaten with a rock or something.

BIG VAL FOLKS! Funny Valentine, one of the best presidents we had. No really look it up, best president we’ve ever had. You hear about this? He had the American flag on his back that’s a real America First president. Such beautiful hair too my goodness!

#gundamwitch request for infinitetatami on ko-fi

Berserker’s hit 2K views on AO3! Wowie! Really proud of how far I’ve gotten this project not only in like, general length and scope but also eyes on it. It’s by far the biggest thing I’ve ever worked on and I can’t be happier.

away in a manger. archiveofourown.org/works/76081621 “As the Feast of the Solstice approaches, Mila Agapov balances her family's perspectives with her own affinity toward the girl locked in the barn.”

Friend talked about wanting an evil woman to make them worse enough times that I just send her Warhound and said do with it what you will like I’m sliding a pistol through the doors of someone in a jail cell.

Avatar is maybe the most politically incoherent movie series of all time but It’s also from the mind of a guy who really knows how to make a movie with basically infinite resources. There was a massive evil alien lady speaking to me, the viewer, about becoming her sex slave. It’s all I could want.

We fuckin move

You think the pluribus hivemind ever fuck up remembering which guy talks in what way so we just got some random Korean guy who ended up talking exactly like Conan O’Brien for a little bit. Pluribus hivemind phase where everybody’s got a bit of a southern twang but not enough to really notice

“Y-you know my goddess, putting-haah- putting vibrators in my armor w-was an interesting idea I-in concept but-GAHA! In practice it’s a little.” “WHAT?! SPEAK UP I CANT HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE TAPPING NOISES! ITS LIKE A REALLY ANNOYING AND VIOLENT WINDCHIME!”

“Hey there! I’m your new co-pilot in the mech squadron. You’ll need to rely on me as much as I rely on you, brothers in arms! Well, actually more like sisters in arms since we’re both girls… hey uh you cold or something? you started blushing really hard when I said sisters! It’s getting worse even!”

Girl who’s low key a minor goddess but everyone’s been talking big shit about usurping temples and she doesn’t really wanna deal with all that so she just pretends to be a jester.

Devout follower to a minor god of harvest giving a soulful, devout prayer along with her offerings so that their farm isn’t hit within the encroaching armie’s crossfire. Goddess of harvest moaning and screaming the name of the war goddess as she rams her bitchbreaker into her, The prayers ignored.

Some followers of mine may be asking “oh brilliant goddess? Why does your cleric wear such ornate and shining armor while you are in such revealing garbs? And why does she drag you away, calling you silly, pathetic little girl?” And uh, well, ehehe, it’s cuz they say I’m so pretty and cutes! Tehee!

Found it!

*Looking over at a sad and dejected looking Battlestar Galactica.* heyyy wait wait don’t cry! It’s ok when you’re really Mormon for some reason I swear! It adds charm! It’s charming in your show I swear. Nobody is ever laughing at you we all love you.

Finished up Mistborn’s first book tonight. Absolutely devoured that thing, tore through those pages like it was nothing. Incredibly fun time for someone who likes very bread and butter fantasy writing with an occasional flourish of new shit. Unfortunately unable to escape being written by a Mormon.

Some followers of mine may be asking “oh brilliant goddess? Why does your cleric wear such ornate and shining armor while you are in such revealing garbs? And why does she drag you away, calling you silly, pathetic little girl?” And uh, well, ehehe, it’s cuz they say I’m so pretty and cutes! Tehee!

Darktide is so awesome I love being a freaky little zealot sprinting into blood and guts.

Lrp built like this

Brig doodle! Idunno Idunno!!

Handler is really funny as a character cause she kind of works exactly like Wonder of U in Jojolion where even acknowledging her existence a little bit means the universe will bend to fuck you over specifically.

Devout follower to a minor god of harvest giving a soulful, devout prayer along with her offerings so that their farm isn’t hit within the encroaching armie’s crossfire. Goddess of harvest moaning and screaming the name of the war goddess as she rams her bitchbreaker into her, The prayers ignored.

Girl who’s low key a minor goddess but everyone’s been talking big shit about usurping temples and she doesn’t really wanna deal with all that so she just pretends to be a jester.

Goddess who’s a bottom solely because she sees being in control of a living being beneath her. She is so benevolent as to accept her patrons request to completely debase herself into performing obscene acts in front of the entire temple. They all wish to ruin her, in their own beautiful ways.

Miss Makima

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! CHECK OUT MY TYPEHOUND’S STORY AGAIN!!!!!

Trying to tap into the current market with farmsploitation about a bunch of farm animals doing unethical things only to each other. Only to realize I’ve accidentally made a 1:1 recreation of George Orwell’s Animal Farm but all the animals are girls now.

The way I have fallen into actually liking Brandon Sanderson books is the most humiliating thing that’s happened to me this year. A real panel one moment of me not thinking I’m so easily amused by a bunch of simple fantasy bullshit I can make into a project. I know who Hoid is now I’m such an idiot.

Got a bong and smoking it for the first time in my place and they are being MEAN TO ME in the group chat!!!!