"Houses in the area are being raided, here's what you need to know about your rights" MY RIGHTS ARE TO NOT BE RAIDED WTF U TALKING ABOUT

He comes not with red roses, but a bouquet of red flags 🥀 February's pattern available now: echoandmine.etsy.com/listing/4434... #crossstitch #stitchsky

Please enjoy your weekly giant penis forecast.

Love when cats puke 8 times and move a few feet away after each hork.

I am bad at art, objectively. My hand grips too hard (I think I'm a bit hypermobile) and I can't achieve fluid motion when I paint or draw. My brain can't parse the shapes and shades that make up an object. My visual-spatial ability is shit. My voice is mediocre. I can't read music nor play an

I don't want much. Just the public and violent deaths of our oppressors, a functioning autonomic nervous system, the abolishment of gas powered lawn implements, and this lamp.

I feel like I always paint blueberries in a dusky twilight because their fruit color lends itself to it so well. Magical lil orbs 🫐 Available 4" circle coaster, Acryla gouache $125 (US shipping included) DM to claim

Good morning Thursday, can I interest you in an ocean? Just listed this labradorite pendant and it's looking for a home: oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4452... #Handmade #ShopSmall

Is it an #autistic #ADHD thing to just...not respond to what something says? I do it. A lot. To me it feels like when someone texts you and you feel like you responded but you never did. Like, in my head, I acknowledged your words. Not my fault you can't read my mind.

Not exciting, but the top line of waves is done and now I'm going back and thickening that part by a few rows. I'm going to stitch the frame first and then take a step back and figure out how I want to proceed. Can't believe this is a month's work. I don't think I'll get this done in 2026.

I'm having a hard time not dopamine shopping today. I'm pretty sure Shrubby St. John's Wort and Culver's Root seeds would fix me.

Drama at the seed pile. Red tailed hawk came to disrupt the fun. The crows chased him off once but he came back, but all the birbs hid until he flew off again and now there are 15 cardinals, 4 blue jays, and 1 junco munching seed. They don't know they're helping hold up my tottering mental health.

My unemployment account showed I needed to do id verification via questionnaire, but I received no questionnaire. Did the zoom verification and asked the lady if that counted, she said no, I would receive a letter. I did not receive a letter until today when it said I was ineligible for benefits

I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions

Tiktok leftist vibes are rancid right now. They're going full qanon with lots of antisemitism. Lizard people, adrenochrome, Wayfair bullshit. Labeling every celebrity who's mentioned pizza more than once as a pedo. This feels dangerous.

The ADHD tax strikes. I thought I had another bottle of the Costco version of Zyrtec. I do not. So now I either have to pay more to get generic zyrtec at the grocery store or pay $6 shipping to get express shipping from Costco.

Oh shiiiiit native plant stickers are here and ready to ship! You can get 'em at SquidFacts.net

MY POLLINATOR GARDEN by Jordan Zwetchkenbaum, art by me, Kate Cosgrove pub by Holiday House Is a 2026 ALSC/ALA Notable Book! ALSC is the Association for Library Service to Children, & the ALA is the American Library Association. @eastwestlit @hownowbooking #kidlit #ala #alsc #library #gardening

Miss 12 has discovered that, if you take apart a Nutter Butter, pile a few chocolate chips and mini marshmallows in the center, microwave it for 15ish seconds, and reassemble the cookie, you achieve a superior s'more.

The mallards have returned to the stream which means spring is coming. I'm not sure why they show up every year in February, but there's at least one pair that nests in the yard so maybe they're staking out a claim or something. I'm sure it helps that the stream is full of watercress.

Felt well enough today to do some cleaning and lemme just say dusting in an onorous task when it has been 2 years since it was last thoroughly done. (That's when we briefly had a cleaning person.) I've been keeping the mantel and end tables dusted but not shelves. Yeesh.

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Straight into my veins.

"It's the end if the world as we know it (and I feel fine)" REM "Every little thing she does is magic" The Police "Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus" Taylor Swift "The only living boy in New York" Simon & Garfunkel

Just did a Celtic cross spread to gain insight into the vague question of "what am I supposed to do with my life" and look what card showed up in the challenge position. THE SQUIRREL QUEEN. I need to reflect on it more but my overall impression is that I get in my own damn way. #tarot

A genetics lab called Mendel's Hierarchy of Peas.

King: boy those Epstein emails King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate Neil Gaiman: hello everyone Gaiman: i'm back Barker: oh boy Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time

From my extremely cursory reading, it seems the type of prostaglandin the uterus releases to cause muscle contractions can also trigger histamine release. So I might feel like I'm dying today because my uterus released enough prostaglandin yesterday to fell a moose.

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I feel horrendous. Don't know if this is the POTS crash I've anticipated since I lost my job or if my hormone levels are out of control. Feeling like this while home alone with Miss 12 is hard and scary. She has no capacity for my illness. It makes her panicky and angry when I can't hide it.

Can we just have like 24 hours where nothing happens anywhere

Someone who can help will see this. At some point I will stop screaming at the void to see that someone has helped. We have necessities on our wishlist costing less than £10 Anything. Everything. We just need help #HelpSky #MutualAid #HousingFunds #Wishlist #Disabled #Queer #UnsafeHousing #Help

Another tiktok astrologer has just clarified that Leo's are "going through it" from about mid January to mid February, in the areas of health, finances, and relationships. I mean, fuckin accurate. Maybe there's hope for a glow up in 2026 after all.

Here's a tale of how nature triumphs in the end. And the Slag Queens! Steel mills dumped molten slag in parts of Chicago and nearby areas. The slag hardened in layers up to 15 feet deep. These places became barren wastelands. Other industries dumped hot ash and cinders there. (1/n)

This is the worst period of my life (so far!) and I would like it to stop. The tiktok astrologers all said 2026 was going to be Leo's year. I did not pay any of them but I'd like a refund anyway.

Husband went up in dosage on his glp1 last week and has been in hell since. Nausea, gut pain, dizziness, malaise, sweats and chills, fatigue. He's skipping this week until he can get the lower dose again. He's worried it won't go away. Any Mounjaro or other glp1 users have advice? Dr was useless.

This full moon has the cats going bonkers. They've been driving me nuts since yesterday.

Guess I'm not the one who's unstable.

Who wants to be the first order of February? Jump in overnight to join the next postbag.

A Transformation Tale: 3 days of sunny weather in a row has me thinking of spring and I'm looking out the window at the creek, excited to see what's in store for me this year. A few years ago it was almost entirely invasive reed canary grass on the bank. Along the edges, goldenrod grew, and

My period cramps are worse than the gallbladder pain that ended with me in the ER on morphine before getting emergency surgery. Yet I'm home, doing dishes and laundry and helping my kid get ready for bed in between moments of fetal position rocking and crying. Can't even take advil.

I KNOW I JUST DID A CROW CROSS STITCH BUT LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN' PATTERN FROM COUNTING PUDDLES. I apparently really love stitching birds.

Last call for the Glowing Firefly! This glowing little bug will be archived 2/1/26, replaced with the last bug in my Tier 3 series. I haven't seen anyone stitch this with glow-in-the-dark floss yet! www.patreon.com/c/badstitch #CrossStitch #StitchSky #FiberArts #analogcrafts

All the cross stitch patterns in this shop are going to helping funding vulnerable communities targeted by ICE.

Husband has already screamed at Miss 12, called her a bitch, and left the house. I know I need to leave him but there is currently no pathway to make that happen so I'm handing it over to GUS (aka God, Universe, Source, or whatever's out there) to handle. I need to achieve improved health,

Stunning day outside. Temps are in the double digits and the sun is shining so I was able to fill the bird feeders and spread the last of my native plant seeds without needing to be quite so bundled up. For the first time in the 11 years we've lived here, the stream is freezing.

Ladies and gentle folk, we've done it! Period #3 to finish off the month! My ovaries are in there shootin' out eggs like they're t-shirt guns at a Lakers game.

I can't ask for help but I can make dumb jokes. WILL SHITPOST 4 KIDNEY

I'm spotting again. Ugh.