(They/them, mdni!!) If you pay attention, you can see when I realized they were inside out 🤭 got asked why I like the color red but I think it's self-explanatory.

I would kill for a poster or art book of just Jeff Vandermeer covers. The different language variants have SO many cool ones.

Thirsty Thursday - first time debuting a photo here myself so be nice. These are my first soapy tiddies!

Some of my recent best works for your consideration 🥰 I don't have a bunch of bsky stuff but I guess I'll start getting saucier if yall say you want it ✨👀

In case you were wondering. I do have a bsky. ❤️🤭

Honestly, I respect Harris and Walz more than ever because they seem genuinely haunted in a way that suggests they understood the stakes in a way guys like Schumer simply did not. Poor Walz has a thousand yard stare now.

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

I didn't expect The Office to predict political rhetoric decades in advance but here we are. (I also thought they were ok with businesses refusing service if they didn't agree politically...something about cakes? Hm...)

So @teamcherry.bsky.social definitely just lied to us in the 2020 Edge Magazine interview huh lmao

There are few things I enjoy more than lore, taxonomizing things, and weird lil guys. I have wanted to gently kiss the creator of HORG on the forehead for years now, I'm obsessed, help.

Ubisoft updating their EULA to require users to "immediately uninstall the product and destroy all copies" before it's taken offline after it was them delisting the classic title The Crew that inspired #stopKillingGames movement is so on brand cartoon-mustache-twirler evil shit. It's also wild - 1/2

Smell's connection to the brain is so funny. What do you mean my first thought was "it smells like third grade ecology camp in this bathroom"??

Derek ain’t taking nothing lying down 🥊

this is genuinely sickening stuff

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

Seeing right wing fuck heads refer to the protests as “insurrection” when they LITERALLY DID AN INSURRECTION is next level lack of self awareness and I can’t believe these people function day to day and haven’t looked up at the sky when it rains and drowned like turkeys.

If you’re feeling overwhelmed, stop for a moment and watch this little roadrunner utterly ecstatic to show his mama the treasure he found 🥹🥹🥹

The answer is yes, absolutely she does.

tension

Every actor, director, and member of the Academy be like

Unfortunately, I can confirm that wearing a new dress does actually make things better

No matter your station in life, there is astoundingly little separating you from those men in that cage behind Kristi Noem. No charges, no attorneys, no hearings, no trial. Just conjecture and brute force could be enough to justify completely dehumanizing you, too.

“Leftists being more polite and less mean would win over well adjusted liberals“ is such a tell that all liberals value is their own comfort

Not to be incredibly bleak on main but now I think we should just be glad that Goldberg isn't getting disappeared or that the conversion isn't being twisted to blame him for treason/espionage/terrorism. Bc we know they can and will escalate to deflect/defend. Our government has done it for decades.

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

“I insist on being shocked. I am never going to become immune. I think that’s a kind of failure to see so much of it that you die inside. I want to be surprised and shocked every time.” ― Toni Morrison

Okay, while the servers are down - #ffxiv folks, tell me about your toons. RP-wise, or just ramble about your favorite build, idk. (No MSQ spoilers please 🙏)

So did anyone's #ffxiv #bard play Closing Time by Semisonic as the game closed for patch maintenance or must I become one to do everything myself

Maybe all the praise the NPCs heap upon my #ffxiv character for completing a seemingly-simple quest make sense, considering I can emote a whole dance perfectly after just seeing it once. If nothing else, I'm DEFINITELY the Chosen One of dance.

I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.

Recently joined #FFXIV. Ruined everything by realizing my starting location, Limsa Lominsa, sounds like something Jar Jar Binx should say. Now that's the unfortunate echolalia I'm living with. Otherwise? Delightful.

what the fuck

Truly no president has ever defended America so much. Not, at the very least, the 31 of them that were veterans. Yummy yummy boot leather, huh Marco? Do you think he'll pick you for kickball next recess? Pat your head and ruffle your hair as he passes you in the hallway?

I call the first quarter of 2025 "Dipshits Learn How The World Actually Works."

FWIW, it's perhaps worth noting that when Benjamin Franklin visited France between 1776 and 1778 to ask for military support for the then-new-formed United States of America, he wore a coonskin cap. "Proper" French court attire at this time was a powdered wig.

Just look at how we view hoodies. On Mark Zuckerberg, the hoodie is a symbol of whiz kid meritocracy breaking norms and developing the New Economy. On people like Trayvon Martin, the hoodie is sometimes seen as proof of criminality. Again, it's about the bodies beneath the clothes.

One reason why I think respectability is stupid is because it's often used as a mask. Such judgements are rarely about the clothes themselves, but more often about the bodies beneath them. To wit, no one raised an issue when Elon wore a graphic t-shirt and ball cap to meet the Trump cabinet.

This diver pushing back a gotdang shark with the exasperated patience of me making one cat leave another's treat alone delights me to no end

The Pacific Rim engineers that spent weeks building a 30-foot bowie knife for a mech suit to draw from its ankle sheath must have been muttering “Hell yeah” the whole time

NITW has had a larger impact on random walls than most games

Conservatives only having a problem with people making obscene amounts of money when it's a progressive (allegedly) would be hilarious if it didn't give me an ulcer and happen during our planet being slaughtered by billionaire nazis

Cowards!

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"

I fucked up someone’s pronouns yesterday (no excuse, I fucked up) and a poster kindly reminded me of the correct ones. Listen. You can correct me on that anytime. Correct me on my birthday. Correct me on my deathbed. Because despite what terrible people say, your identity MATTERS.

I used to have a good brain. I used to remember things.