pour one out for a real one

there’s music for literally every activity

"You don't have to be confident about everything right away" is one of the realest things I've ever heard said on an internet that is usually completely antithetical to such radical ideas

Bring back ads that look like shitposts

(forgetting the word thirsty) I’m horny for some water.

South of Midnight is a Peabody Award winner!! For 86 years, @peabodyawards.bsky.social has honored #StoriesThatMatter. It takes heart and steadiness to tell stories rooted in folklore, stitched with care to carry the weight of beauty and the truth of scars. @xbox.com #PeabodyAwards #PeabodyWinner

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

Dark Souls boss-ass cold cut name

We’re slowly but surely inching our way forward on our 2026 fundraiser, but still a little behind for our #TheMandalorianAndGrogu event. Every little bit counts and direct shares are greatly appreciated! 🔗 gofund.me/a22ff01ac

These are all Taylor Swift quotes.

Buy now the 2027 Nissan Al-Gaib

We should have never doubted this man

your grandparents voting for reagan

"imprecision of terms is at the center of a huge number of current societal problems" is an unbelievably crotchety old man opinion and I find myself somewhat uncomfortable that I hold it

kirby after he destroys a boss

Wilds is a good game, but is it a good Monster Hunter? With all the title updates released, I'm finally diving in with a BIG review of Monster Hunter Wilds, and why I think the series is stagnating (it's not just performance). youtu.be/-zuAlRCfKw0 #monsterhunter #mhw #mh_wilds

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

I heard there was a secret cord You plug it in and you meet the Lord But you never care for OSHA do ya

Remembering the ancient ways

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

that’s a good ol fashioned jack off

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“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan

I'm late Gen X and all I'm saying is Millennials got fucked harder than anyone else. They were raised on post 9/11 American media and government and it's just been an endless stream of shit. And I'm not even talking about the 09 collapse. The wars, watching guns shred schools, social media insanity

persepolis is still free on youtube

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

Good morning! Please enjoy this ad for cream pies...by McDonald's

Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

"in theater"

Discussing fighting game patches in the group chat

i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

Latin American Coups promoted by the United States

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)