The incentive for defenders to try to knock the ball out from Derrick Henry is so high, either you can throw your body under the wheels of a runaway truck or you can try to land one accurate punch

The marketplace of ideas works best when people zealously advocate for their ideals and interests, such as having a piping-hot cruller 50 feet from my door at all times

Joining the war on autism on the side of autism

(Rockwell free speech guy) I think they should have a 24 hour fresh donut shop, and I think they should put it in the spot at the corner of my street where the old mechanic is looking for a tenant for his shop space.

I cant be the messiah youre the messiah

re: the ravens today

I Do Not Like the idea that nerd-culture hardware wonk mags like wired and popsci are now at the frontline for leaks and military reporting and Real Journalism™

That hurts, 22

The NFL providing me a valuable service by setting aside a couple hours a week for replyguying while i every now and then watch 30 seconds of football

Go ravens

The Nameless Push Notifications Guy has changed sides, or maybe just changed shifts. Who can know.

I hope kimmel and/or kimmel's writing staff realize that fate has passed them a blank check

Fucking three stooges baseball

Wings are a bi food cuz eating flats is like eating pussy and eating drums is like sucking dick send tweet

We've reached the Nixon Tapes' 'Again as Farce'

🥵🥵🥵

running around the ship minutes before turnover trying to hand-route my warcrimes chit at least to the department head

Regular reminder that facebook changed its name to 'meta' because of their idiot bet on the 'metaverse' and is now stuck with it

Printers were sent by the devil to test us

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

The word 'Unsustainable' does not mean 'its a bad idea' or 'it will make things worse' The word 'unsustainable' means 'this behavior is not possible to sustain'

Love to hear that your course is 'built to support a variety of learning styles', professor. I learn best when a capable communicator who is familiar with the material explains it to me. I know that's not trendy.

Hate to see 'special sauce' on a menu, like. I'll be the judge of that.

Good thread. If i could pick one lesson the nuclear navy taught me its how to put your whole ass into getting something right, as a culture and an institution.

i love my 16:10 laptop screen. then again, the insufferable part of my brain insists it should be called "8:5"

A big part of the right wing project is 'if i pay my lawyer enough they should be allowed to change what the law is'

The caaaat

Kitten cat

God Damn remember JC2

Thinking about building a webpage which uses some kind of football stats api to help you estimate how much real time is left in until halftime/the end of an NFL game based on the game clock. For my gf and every other football-nonenthusiast.

I know i have had little to zero influence on this site's dulture despite my tenure here but i take pride in my contribution to spelling 'post' with an 'A'

Beers, wings, and a game of football, a great fall sunday here in America's Only City™

I saw a touchdown.

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

In positive news i have finally figured out how to uncap my bathroom sink drain so i can clear the hair and it drains so good now

In positive news i have finally figured out how to uncap my bathroom sink drain so i can clear the hair and it drains so good now

this is 100% accurate

I don't have anything constructive to say. Repost this picture of a 1970 Chrysler Town and Country to clean up your feed.

Homework once again ran too late tonight to play silksong :(

If you move to baltimore they let you put leftover crab dip on a bagel from the amish market

Sometimes things shake out good

comparing your invasion to a famously moral, popular, and successful campaign like *checks notes* vietnam

I love the word 'megalith', we needed a fancier way to say 'big rock'

Got all the way to school for to work on studio classwork and realized i forgot my mouse 💀💀

We are accidentally in a situation where wires have crossed to give the nobel prize comittee some tiny quantum of genuine political leverage in the united states. This too is cybernetics