It's the ass series in Seattle

DR. ALAN GRANT: You bred raptors? LOUIS C.K.: well actually i jerked off in front of them

With conflict spreading and prices spiraling, America summons allies with a bold vision for the region.

in the cars universe the matrix was directed by the kachowski sisters

you and he were on ..... cohost, wrrn't you

it’s coming home

One of the many little Christian things that's stuck to me even as I drifted away was "it would be better to tie a millstone around you neck and be thrown into the sea than to harm one of these little ones ." This is a more "Christ-like" act than anything any U.S. Christian could dream of doing.

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

As someone who is 1) not good at shooters and 2) turns into Shaggy from Scooby doo whenever I encounter an NPC or player enemy in an extraction shooter, Marathon has been great so far

I went on a bus to get a burrito. The burrito was okay.

Marathon (a game with stellar art design) deserves at least half the chance that Arc Raiders (a game with hideous art design) got. Both for 40$, too. And only one of those studios did anything about the egregious art theft after it was pointed out.

[Guy who's never worked in the mundane soul snuffing architecture of modern American office buildings before] "Wow! Its like I'm in The Oldest House from Control, the hit video game by Remedy!"

This is what gaming is all about

That’s all Folks

This J. Cole album is some kind of boring

I've never been "a Riot guy", never touched LoL and Valo is Not For Me, but 2XKO felt like it couldve grown into something amazing. I liked what I played well enough to keep checking in with it but apparently marketing to a niche of a niche and expecting to own a market is how Riot does business

blaze the cat: 90 percent all women here but sometimes you find some sweet blushy boy who can't stop smiling and you just wanna paddle their ass so hard they forget their own name, know what mean rouge the bat: oh 100 percent amy rose: [thinking about getting spitroasted in a sephora] huh

That thing came in so slow. Easy to dodge. He *wanted* to get hit by that

i know theres other things going on right now but fuck those song react videos where they listen to ten seconds of the song then pause it to tell you their thoughts. thats not how music works no one does that listen to the damn song. sorry. sorry had to say something

if no one got me, i know bluesky pornbots got me

Every boy has in his inventory: - Ice cream spoon (tool, equippable) - Flowers in last month's newspapers (gift, crafted)

THIS!!!!!

The Temptation of Saint Hilarion, by Dominique Papety, 1844

Super Bowl LX

Haven’t seen many athletes comment on the news in Minneapolis outside of Haliburton, but here’s two time All/Pro Broncos guard Quinn Meinerz, who takes the field in an hour:

Discussing fighting game patches in the group chat

Watching the Seahawks play football:

british tv show names: call upon the carpenter american tv show names: dicksucker: legacy

3-0 since Humpy won

a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me

mariners won

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

Man. Humpy really did that shit.

Apologies to Swift, but maybe if she had started her album on a track with a sibling and her singing about her parents passing away and then the rest of the tracks were straight heat about dealing cocaine maybe it'd have a chance to be my album of the year. Maybe next time 😔.

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

Got a Taco Bell ad for their "Y2K menu" that played Sum 41's weakest hit as the background music and nostalgia is an evil, evil trap that everyone falls into

Unreal Engine 5 really is the video game version of the Netflix "why it look like that??" effect

It seems all roads lead to Gran Soren.

Imagine Backshots here...

Devastated to find that, of all the changes the Wing Blu-rays could've made to improve the subs, they ruined one of the best translations instead. I'll never forget "You're telling me to get off?" with this fuckin face