The definition of pulling the ladder up behind you.

if you ban my child from using his smartphone how is he supposed to do online gambling

I wonder what Londoners know that the rest of the country don’t?

Welcome to everyone joining Bluesky from twitter. Someone will be assigned to you to misunderstand one of your jokes and scream at you shortly.

Don’t make me tap the traitors post

Traitors producer 1: What’s the task going to be today? Traitors producer 2: just lob a load of shite in the woods for them to find again. BAFTA: would you like some awards?

‘10.8 million families use X as their main news source’

900 days sober. Mind how you go, be lucky.

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

I'm bored so here once again is the greatest Christmas title sequence in TV history

This is such a shitshow. It’s magic.

Who put 20p in Lauryn Hill?

Fuck FIFA so hard in whatever hole they consent to the least.

‘If I don’t see you through the week, I’ll see you through the window’

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule

We've been waiting a while 😉

Love you, @dulwichhamletfc.bsky.social

nothing on Earth has moved faster today than the fingers of racists composing racist posts

Was just reading about the history of BST, clocks changing etc, and discovered that the dude who campaigned for it in the early 20th century, a builder called William Willett, is the great-great grandfather of Chris Martin from Coldplay, which is what the song “Clocks” should be about, but isn’t

Man I fucking love this game. 1 and 2. 3 not so much.

The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible

Most of Westminster is still on X.

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

It seems pointless to fact check someone saying "curry isn't proper British food like fish and chips", just like it's futile to correct someone saying "there are no pronouns in the Bible". They haven't made a mistake. What they're saying is, "Britain is a white country".

Sky News is platforming a guy who says he's from a Jewish Aston Villa supporters group, but it turns out that the guy a) isn't Jewish, b) the group doesn't exist, and c) he works for the right wing Henry Jackson Society, whose website says he 'specialises in disinformation'. Well, quite.

Dicks out.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

It helped us save @dulwichhamletfc.bsky.social

This is the correct energy. Rapid and withering response. British politicians too often cower before a voracious press. You have to go at them as hard as they go at you.

I'm never actually going to need to write another comment piece again am I? The right wing shit rags are just going to keep recruiting for us. Folks - want a better country? Join.greenparty.org.uk

BREAKING:

What a website

Urban wildlife of south east London

We'll join the rest of the football community in remembering the life of Billy Vigar who passed away earlier this week. Ahead of kick-off we'll pause for a period of silence, the thoughts of us all are with Billy's family, friends and all at Chichester City.

It's obvious to anyone who's been that Wingate & Finchley's ground is a death-trap. When Dulwich played there, the same wall collapsed when someone leaned on it. When the chairman was told their ground was unsafe, he came into the stands and tried to fight the crowd. SERIOUS questions to answer

There's a lot of things that are disgusting about this story, not least the way it's been completely ignored by sports journalists. If the FA had done their job and changed ground regulations the last time this happened, Billy Vigar would still be alive. It should be a national scandal

It’s the same “culture war” they’ve been waging since Reconstruction.

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

this exists it is called thinking

Wow. From an article in The Guardian.

‘We want ARE country back’ I write sarcastically in the comments, triumphantly highlighting the posters lack of education compared to mine, as I recline in my Eames chair and take a sip of steaming hot Peruvian coffee from my Rest Is Politics mug. Another opponent vanquished. 😎

We’re witnessing vintage Corbyn with this new party stuff. A man in pure flow state. Simply unplayable at this level.

Fuck rental car companies is my takeaway from today - enterprise especially.

TERRORISM EXPERT HERE: He cannot designate an idea as a terrorist group. There is no org called ANTIFA. There is no leadership or funding path or no membership. Also there is no terrorism law in America. Ask Luigi. He wants to call anyone a terrorist. That’s Fascism. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Just gonna leave this here.

I love London so much. So much. Did you know that London has the lowest level of ethnic violence of any city of comparable size in the world? Multiculturalism has in fact worked here. They just don’t want it to be true because we happen to have a Muslim mayor.

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”