we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

Britain is never going to have a serious conversation about the fact that one of the queen's final acts in life was to knowingly spend millions protecting one of Jeffrey Epstein's top collaborators just because he was mummy's favourite special boy. She was a cruel, out of touch piece of shit.

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

This is what gaming is all about

He’s just a special little birthday boy

The story of Dracula is inherently sexual. There are so many themes of sexuality in the book that adaptations then have to capture. A version of Dracula that understands this perfectly is Sesame Street's The Count.

It has been a decade since Fatima Mohamed left her home in Newhaven, on 12 Feb 2016. Even the smallest detail could help bring her family answers. 🔗 More info & how to help: locate.international/missing-peop... #LocateInternational #FINDFATIMAMOHAMEDALI

Whilst Spotty is sometimes considered a necromancer, he would more accurately be described as a Kabbalist as the stuffed toy he animated was not alive previously and, thus, technically qualifies as a golem rather than a zombie. Thank you for coming to my SuperTED talk.

Hey, several batches of baby formula from a couple different brands in the uk and Europe have been recalled for contamination causing illness: if you formula feed, check your supply. Info here: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

okay I'm sorry but I fundamentally do not see how this is anything other than victim-blaming Brianna?? Brianna met her killers, one of whom was a friend, in broad daylight. How is that some kind of online-influenced risk-taking?? They could have been meeting up to go to the cinema

This kid is awesome, actual hero.

"What you so-called progressives fail to understand is that, if you refuse to vote for someone who'll throw *you* under a bus, I might end up with someone who'll throw *me* under a bus, which is obviously unethical." It's all so exhausting.

@tomska.bsky.social Have you seen the Yakult Numa Numa advert? Apparently it came out in 2023 but I only just saw it today. It's so startlingly late to the party in terms of meme use, I thought of your video about memes in media immediately.

miso soup you are so pretty I love you miso soup

“…..is the thing to say, on a bright, Hawaiian Christmas Day”

it really bothers me that there's no domesticated moles. like i really want a little guy who just loves to dig around in the dirt all day then i pet him and he's velvety soft. like, i suppose i'm kind of describing a rat, but. moles have such exquisitely cute snouts, you know... and look SO fuzzy

@therealjims.bsky.social Christmas Eve and I'm rewatching some of your videos with my partner while wearing new Christmas pyjamas. Thank you for providing the cozy + being a kind, thoughtful, and insightful voice in my life for So Many Years. Have a fabulous festive season 💚

little doodle from the other day :)

they are censorship and surveillance laws implemented under the pretence of protecting children.

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

So we've gone from "he never said anything Nazi" to "well he might have said something Nazi but not in a hurtful way" to "well okay he probably did say something Nazi in a hurtful way, but didn't we all?"

me, playing a video game hitler made, with all funds going towards the hitler foundation with the express purpose of destroying your specific minority: "no it's just a good game and i like the IP, not hitler's other stuff"

i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd

Sir, we can excuse the bigotry but we draw the line at you harming an innocent tech device, take your hatred for Mint Mobile elsewhere

"got any plans for the weekend?"

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”

No borders no nations

putting her phone in a pouch would have made her killers less transphobic and violent?

🗣️ 65% of trans adults reported verbal abuse in public spaces 👊 24% said they have suffered physical violence A new YouGov poll reveals safety crisis for trans people in the UK: https://goodlaw.social/u5y8

As November approaches, never forget that the BBC pinned a poppy on Cookie Monster. "YPRES MAKE COOKIE MONSTER SAD. NO COOKIES AT SOMME."

Phillipson: "Its unacceptable that if fans are unable to attend a match because they're Jewish that runs completely counter to everything we stand for" Maccabi fans are banned because they're violent racist hooligans. Why are you conflating violent racist hooligans with Jews?

seeing as we're all talking about the proposed language requirement changes for visas: here's the email my wife was sent for her B1 test in 2018. imagine spending about £800 in total across 3 tests, and you're met with "YOU TEST DAY INFOMRATION"

good evening

"If they dig up your skeleton in 100 years...", you'll still have to wait another 124 years for a fucking appointment.

Yaaaay the faerie festival is here #neopets

The Blair Witch Project (1999).

Big brain Labour: doubling down on racism is good cause it will bring us all together uwu

"Political violence is bad"

No thoughts. No prayers.

Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest

I would be too embarrased to admit this is how I felt

moaning 'fuck' during sex is the same as shouting 'parkour' when you do parkour

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I need people to clean up their dog's poo, mostly for all the obvious reasons but also because my dog (currently on antibiotics for a tummy infection) just snatched a log up and tried to eat it. Please clean up your dog's mess so that my dog (a fool) doesn't poison himself further 😭😭

Seeing people in the US of States glazing Newsom's dank memes and being all "Gavin slayyyy" is giving Starmer Fever 2024 and, American pals, it's equally embarrassing to witness.

The preoccupation of primary, secondary, and eventually postsecondary schools to making students "useful" is one of the more damaging ways we regularly harm children.

Having one of the health conditions currently derided as "trendy" is interesting because it explains so much suffering through my whole life and then I go online and see people claiming it's mild, overdiagnosed, and/or imaginary. Like bestie please live in my body for a day and get back to me 💀

James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89