having musician friends is crazy because they'll casually say things like "oh yeah i dropped a sonic-inspired retro speculative OST a few months ago" and when you say "holy shit you nailed the execution flawlessly why didn't you promo this?" they'll say "...promo?" like you're a talking dog listen:

I was watching the Superbowl waiting for the Bad Dragon half time show but I feel like it wasn't their usual work.

i used to make cookies at times like this

what do you even do at 5:30am. sleep notwithstanding

hello 5:30am, we really need to stop meeting like this

what if you’re not a himbo but just … stupid??

noone tell my boyfriend but i may have accidentally stayed up till 4am because i got distracted playing a game

i'm really bad at getting out of bed

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margaret thatcher and the giant egg

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Was the weasel there

*youth pastor voice” fat cock Friday? you know who else had a really hard Friday all those years ago?

The future liberals want 😔

[guy who's only played detective pikachu] idk im just not really a big fan of games i guess

if i was braver i'd change my legal name to email for the bit

fruit punch? why the hell would i do that. what's wrong with you

Methodology

the perils of sleeping in the same bed as someone are that in the morning when i'm looking for the earphone that fell out in the middle of the night, i have to do so without walking them up or disturbing them

turns out essay writing is fine actually and the multiple breakdowns i had about it may have been a slight overreaction

where the fuck did monday go?

okay the niche of crossover 'obscure technology' and 'anime enjoyers' enthusiasts probably doesn't really follow me here but i was watching Aria and saw a shot of this laptop, and I wanna know, is this based on a real laptop? I did some googling but couldn't find anything

sorry all i'm afraid i've gone woke. i'm pronouns now.

Incredible things are happening in the minecraft world @callmealx.bsky.social and I are sharing.

@jamesgunn.bsky.social I gotta know, 'cause I'm hella convinced now, is there any basis to this? It really does make sense to me youtu.be/MYFBlSR0cgQ?...

halfway through watching @oneshorteye.bsky.social's Laura Bow 2, and I am once again reminded that it is my alltime favourite point and click game and that I am constantly chasing how good it is

My worst and most unfortunate trait is that I think smoking looks very sexy

The sunlit view #furryart

i played chess for the first time on thursday i am BAD AT IT but it is QUITE FUN

i managed to somehow only watch up until just before clannad got sad. i consider this a superpower

if you haven't listened to URUBURU by hlllyh yet by the way i just don't know what's the matter with you

whos gay and funny i gotta follow more people on this app

whenever i talk about anime to anyone I recommend they watch Aria. this is because it's good. thankyou for your time

@mryes.bsky.social you tweeted this a while back - just wanted to say that I've been playing Apollo Justice and they have a mode exactly like this, Story Mode

one thing they don't warn you about aging is that you WILL forget to update your age on at least one social media account

Born Nov. 11, 1974, Leonardo DiCaprio is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Leo! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

makin' tennis

I have the occasional urge to drastically ruin my own life for a brief hint of gratification.

Big is moving to the end

if i was a wizard and i ran out of mana i'd be pissed

I've had this video on replay for like 10 minutes now someone fucking help me Im crying lmfao