Everyday brings a new horror both in your head and outside your door Look at these chickens

Will never find me this comfortable in the sun as these freaking chickens.

Practicing standing like Goldie so that no one in public will ever speak to me again (blessed)

Meeting at the Kale Cage

Normal bird Goldie

Moment of zen

TFW you’re a blurry house hen and also wet from the rain.

🪏 Goldie 🪏

I interrupted Goldie’s excavation for a quick hug.

Today Rosie did a lot of chores. As you can see, she raked and then yelled when putting away groceries.

Not sure why the last tweet had so many likes but maybe I will try to post a little more. I have been pretty absent and I think that has mostly been for the best but maybe I will post more chickens more often. I am also considering selling stickers if there is interest in Shane and Goldie stickers…

The chickens are easy to please with dandelions.

MFW when I play gridball for the first time in years and immediately get sick.

I hate beer I’m never drinking again.

Digging for worms

Here I am comforting Goldie through one of the many scary moments in Alien, her favorite film.

Olympics are fine but nothing beats the thrill of watching the map with the little car carrying my pizza

Just got TB and I won’t be sharing with Rosie because of last time…

Regular, normal birds.

Going to the store

🔊

Wearing this shirt to the doom show tonight lol

Quick chicken break

Bad.

Goldie bringing back the Lennon walk? 🤔

Don’t talk to me when I’m my hole under the garbage can.

Drew some of my fav Stardew Valley girls 🥰 #StardewValley #StardewValleyFanart

haven't really been feeling the winter/holiday vibes this year. just waiting for spring to come back. anyway, this was inspired by an anon who asked for a princely shane. 👑 #stardewvalley #stardewvalleyshane #sdvshane

Having a great time

Lettuce for the queen <3

Ty Goldie _ vs <

Imagine you were me

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The Gold one

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Untitled Goose Game but a chicken that honks all day and no one likes it not even the player

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Buh. It’s now cold enough that I have to wear socks in my bedroom at all times. Dialogue-box ass post

One chicken likes to decorate

Someone just sent me this

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Cloud is dumb and loud, just like me

The chickens have a new door to their coop now and are mostly upset about any kind of change at all.

I was an hour away from going all of October without any pumpkin ale.

Me in natural habitat

Character Cosplay

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