Please join me in wishing happy birthday to @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social the only person with a birthday today 💕

I’m supposed to be running around outside tomorrow and I am not looking forward to it! Need to stay hydrated… 🍺

Normal birds

Nothing has fucked up the minds of both sports enjoyers and the sports agnostic alike more than gridball.

I kept thinking about how lovely this was. Doodled this for you c:

Planted rosemary on top of Rosie’s grave and it has now become a gathering spot for the other hens. 🐔

🥀🖤

The chickens love to loaf around in the dirt ever since it has warmed up. Here is 2 important views of Rosie’s face while loafing.

I’m about to go blob mode

Grunge Goldie

Picky Goldie 😡 👑🐔💛

Life is an inescapable hell but at least, for now, these birds are very comfortable.

Love to get bothered by people who create an account just to bother me.

This is probably one of the last things I would ever do in my life.

The gold one 💛🐔

🤔

Bowling pin 🎳 lookin’ ass

Never any peace with these two, smdh.

Rosie appreciation post.

Can check

😵‍💫🐔

Morning meeting at the bush

It is actually soothing to watch how much the hens enjoy basking in the sun ☀️ Extremely good birds.

Goldie with the dandelion spring fling.

This is how I be workin’ this week.

Chickens eating rice ASMR

Everyday brings a new horror both in your head and outside your door Look at these chickens

Will never find me this comfortable in the sun as these freaking chickens.

Practicing standing like Goldie so that no one in public will ever speak to me again (blessed)

Meeting at the Kale Cage

Normal bird Goldie

Moment of zen

TFW you’re a blurry house hen and also wet from the rain.

🪏 Goldie 🪏

I interrupted Goldie’s excavation for a quick hug.

Today Rosie did a lot of chores. As you can see, she raked and then yelled when putting away groceries.

Not sure why the last tweet had so many likes but maybe I will try to post a little more. I have been pretty absent and I think that has mostly been for the best but maybe I will post more chickens more often. I am also considering selling stickers if there is interest in Shane and Goldie stickers…

The chickens are easy to please with dandelions.

MFW when I play gridball for the first time in years and immediately get sick.

I hate beer I’m never drinking again.

Digging for worms

Here I am comforting Goldie through one of the many scary moments in Alien, her favorite film.

Olympics are fine but nothing beats the thrill of watching the map with the little car carrying my pizza

Just got TB and I won’t be sharing with Rosie because of last time…

Regular, normal birds.

Going to the store

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Wearing this shirt to the doom show tonight lol

Quick chicken break