Digging for worms

Here I am comforting Goldie through one of the many scary moments in Alien, her favorite film.

Olympics are fine but nothing beats the thrill of watching the map with the little car carrying my pizza

Just got TB and I won’t be sharing with Rosie because of last time…

Regular, normal birds.

Going to the store

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Wearing this shirt to the doom show tonight lol

Quick chicken break

Bad.

Goldie bringing back the Lennon walk? 🤔

Don’t talk to me when I’m my hole under the garbage can.

Drew some of my fav Stardew Valley girls 🥰 #StardewValley #StardewValleyFanart

haven't really been feeling the winter/holiday vibes this year. just waiting for spring to come back. anyway, this was inspired by an anon who asked for a princely shane. 👑 #stardewvalley #stardewvalleyshane #sdvshane

Having a great time

Lettuce for the queen <3

Ty Goldie _ vs <

Imagine you were me

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The Gold one

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Untitled Goose Game but a chicken that honks all day and no one likes it not even the player

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Buh. It’s now cold enough that I have to wear socks in my bedroom at all times. Dialogue-box ass post

One chicken likes to decorate

Someone just sent me this

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Cloud is dumb and loud, just like me

The chickens have a new door to their coop now and are mostly upset about any kind of change at all.

I was an hour away from going all of October without any pumpkin ale.

Me in natural habitat

Character Cosplay

Got an idea to participate in a bit…

The store

C’mon, M’s, I need this. I have very little else that is good in my life.

Can check 🔱

🌹🎃

Very interesting night, gonna attempt to explain while I have a beer in 1 hand…

What was Rosie looking at?

Dragged my body to the PUP show. Nobody noticed me crying in the back of the pit

Wish I had pizza

Goldie believes this is finally the year for the Mariners 🔱 @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social

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I really need to sleep

Held Goldie like a baby today

Thinking about her

If you ever want to know what is going on in Shane’s head after another bad day. The legendary Strapping Young Lad, nothing like it decades later