Buh. It’s now cold enough that I have to wear socks in my bedroom at all times. Dialogue-box ass post

One chicken likes to decorate

Someone just sent me this

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Cloud is dumb and loud, just like me

The chickens have a new door to their coop now and are mostly upset about any kind of change at all.

I was an hour away from going all of October without any pumpkin ale.

Me in natural habitat

Character Cosplay

Got an idea to participate in a bit…

The store

C’mon, M’s, I need this. I have very little else that is good in my life.

Can check 🔱

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Very interesting night, gonna attempt to explain while I have a beer in 1 hand…

What was Rosie looking at?

Dragged my body to the PUP show. Nobody noticed me crying in the back of the pit

Wish I had pizza

Goldie believes this is finally the year for the Mariners 🔱 @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social

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I really need to sleep

Held Goldie like a baby today

Thinking about her

If you ever want to know what is going on in Shane’s head after another bad day. The legendary Strapping Young Lad, nothing like it decades later

Thank you, Rosie

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Mood

Can check

The chicken gang

Is there some recent Reddit post about me or something? Recently have a bunch of notification on various social media accounts… Anyway, have this new pic of me

Wow, celebrity sighting

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Saw Youth Code the other night and I am still recovering from getting beat up in the pit for an hour or so. I am too old for this shit. Put that in a Shane speech bubble.

Did I see a spooky scary alien in there?

pay attention to me, motherclucker. 👁️v👁️ #stardewvalley #stardewvalleyshane #sdvshane

15th Stardew comic 🐔 (1/4)

Lay on the floor

Can check

Morning meeting at the bush

Moment of zen

I am once again paying to go to a show cuz Youth Code is back 🙏 www.bandsintown.com/e/1035993376...

Underrated beer.

She might have ate every single berry if I didn’t eventually carry her away.

Goldie loves me

Great

@shanestardewvalley.bsky.social I've attempted pepper poppers again, this time they look slightly more normal and jalepeño-y 😌 This is my first time eating actual jalapeños and they're very tasty!