My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄 Me: I don't feel shit 5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!

Highly highly highly recommend these books

The workers saw how their united struggle forced the abandonment of hypocritical police lies…They understood who was their real foe when they, who were not violating law and order, had the troops and police sent against them, just as though they were the country’s enemies.

I've decided to become a small god.

Gonna write a book called “The Ergonomics of Facesitting” fuckin best seller

@nicosraf.bsky.social It's for me too, on a level I can barely even articulate, except that this trilogy has put into words thoughts I, too, thought I was alone in. Thank you. It's at least for two others (myself and my dearest friend who introduced me to Angels Before Man and started this journey

I just want to exist, and I also want to stop existing.

i have a big decision to make about my insomnia but i simply cannot sleep on it

thought i felt a reason to live building inside me but it was just gas

You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown

New authors: Please don't use AI-generated art for your covers ever, especially if you are starting out. A vast majority of readers now will not only ignore your book, but everything you put out afterward on the suspicion you used AI to write it as well. This shouldn't have to be said. #booksky💙📚

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Sagittarius: The celestial energy is indicating the moment has come to make some important decisions. Apparently the celestial energy has forgotten that you suck at that.

“the president is less popular than the Vietnam war” should be a simply irresistible headline

I miss blaseball

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

Doctors don't want you to know this, but I'm lonely

Just absolutely atrocious AI generated slop graphics coming out of Forbes. But, truly, still, the absolutely massive joints. The DEA about to either slap or high five someone over it. Did the rescheduling and de-scheduling camps each bring a joint? I have questions for the robot.

A11

Finally back to chipping away at my TBR- starting out with a loan from my dear friend @burgs.bsky.social (Don't mind the garage mess in the background- hazard of being married to a mechanic lol) #CurrentlyReading Angels Before Man by Rafael Nicolas 🌈📚💙

I cannot emphasize enough that the playbook being used against mRNA vaccines (and vaccines in general) is IDENTICAL to the playbook used to restrict voting rights after the 2020 election: actively sow public distrust, then cite the distrust you sowed as an independent reason for your desired policy

Me: *talks to people on a daily basis as part of my job, has read thousands of lines of dialogue in my life* Me, trying to actually write dialogue: "How the FUCK do people talk??"

Adonis and his string: a collection

Wearing a wizard robe and crying in bed.

We all have that one friend who says "caw! caw!" and then snatches a hot dog off your plate and flies away

"Did you not realize what this would be, being f*cking Gestapo? Quit your job. It's gonna be like this every f*cking day you're coming...anytime you try to kidnap people, we are gonna be here!” A rapid responder yelled at fleeing ICE agents in #Kansas. www.thedailypoliticususa.com/p/americans-...

i finished watching the pitt and i have a plan for improving efficiency in emergency rooms. gather all medicine you have on hand and dump it into a large vat. that's the "wellness vat." wheel it around and ladle it out to people. if someone is critical, pick them up and put them in the wellness vat

has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared

Love is truly Real.

being trans in 2025

The whole concept of a party is to share an abundance with whoever you are inviting. Meaning, if you throw a party, you are typically spending (or have spent in the past) a lot of money. Less parties means people aren't spending. It's not a cultural thing, it's a "we're fucking BROKE" thing

The antipathy for the Department of Education is the most enduring relic of the cause that birthed the modern GOP: not having to go to school with Black people.

do you think god regrets creating new followers

That last line hits hard

they can never take worm wednesday from us

Perfect loaf Murray

Sweeter Veest

They should make an Elden Ring management game where you’re the mayor of Elden Ring and you have to run its gross economy of trading withered hands for amulets and so forth

I don't think

Wandering around like a point and click adventure game character with a joint in my mouth, lighter (empty) in my hand, and trying to find and USE Butane Oil ON lighter(empty)

Certified Bluesky Elder God. If you perceive me, you'll go posting mad.

Calling my Congressman to remind him he should eat his gun.