unfortunately this is 100% my wheelhouse

Lies of Locke Lamora Gideon the Ninth Lavinia

My head nearly fell off. The actual Minister for Health said this? m.independent.ie/irish-news/t...

eternally annoying that when Penguin and Random House amalgamated they became Penguin Random House and not Random Penguin House, I mean come on

@premeemohamed.com I looked at this picture and went: I know of someone who would appreciate this

here is my feelings about college football. Any endeavor which involves a monetary stake in literal minors should be illegal. Yes, that one too. And especially that one.

wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy

I named my fists White and Noise because you're about to experience an airborne toxic event.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Went to the supermarket for cranberries and they threw me through a fuckin window

Introduce yoself with five concerts you've seen: Metallica Joanna Newsom Iron Maiden Nick Cave Placebo

You can be a responsible, ethical, rigorous journalist who acknowledges that the system as constructed creates & rewards people like Nuzzi & Lizza, or you can furiously fan yourself then plunge your head in the sand

Fish have committed credit card fraud

Because I feel like we need this youtube.com/shorts/L8TWn...

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

i've said it before and i'll say it again: joyce carol oates is the main boss of twitter. our finest posters have done some of their best work going after elon, but it's never rattled him like this. she got to him on a molecular level.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Good riddance, you wretched shitbag www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

J. Alfred Prufrock:

THOSE FUCKERS

lolsob. I hate this. Huge companies spend billions on a product that doesn't work. You ask "what does it do" and they say "it will revolutionize 10x everything" and you go "but how" and they say "Look just get trained on it" and when you go "it doesn't work" they go "Just git gud."

GUYS im seeing metallica and evanescence tonight and i am pretty fucking jazzed

i've been the monkey anxiety bitch for TEN YEARS

one of my favorite things of the last few years is finding Smosh. I authentically love all these weirdos

Man goes to the doctor, says his achievements are meaningless and lost in the sands of time. Doctor says, “You should go see the ruined statue of Oxymandias, king of kings! Look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair!” Man despairs, shaking sand out of his vast, trunkless legs, “But doctor...”

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Plane people: does each plane have a designated "home" airport? Like somewhere it defaults back to if its out of action for a while?

Vampire that isnt dracula!

Literally every time you send someone some questions and they respond by answering completely different questions or omitting some entirely? Comprehension. Adult literacy fail. We ALL encounter it Every. Single. Day.

If it turns out the Sumo lads robbed the Louvre, I will experience a level of pure joy I haven’t felt since the previous millennium.

I will leave this here because these people described in this video are becoming more and more frequent

Hey, Internet Archive has playable Loom archive.org/details/loom...

I might have mentioned this before, but if there are any publishers listening, PLEASE cut it out with the SOMETHING OF SOMETHING AND SOMETHING title format. You're driving everybody crazy. All your books sound alike. Booksellers and customers can't tell them apart.

Let me tell you my Jared Leto story. His band were playing at an australian festival where i had volunteered to hang out with security and keep an eye on the crowd (people fainting, trapped, etc). NZ had had a substantial earthquake a few days earlier, and in the spirit of charity (contd)

Preparing to absolutely Lose My Shit

Good morning! Here is the full uncropped poster that I did for @realgdt.bsky.social for Frankenstein

I love when tourism goes full balls-out but its not enough to make me want to go North i.e. where the saltwater crocodiles are

AWS is down, post hog

hang this in the louvre (there's room now)

"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"

#NoKings Miami!

Music taste in 8 artists! Nick Cave and the bad seeds Tool Portishead Deftones Tom Waits Evanescence Metallica Nine Inch Nails

Stupid hill that I will die on: Twelve-door advent calendars can get in the bin