pain

broncos won and i’ve been wide awake ever since

g̸̢̟̤̘͙̜̬͇̳̒̄ơ̴̪̟͇̐ ̴̢̗̬̥̻̮̺̔ͅf̴̛̥̪͖̘̌̈́̆̆̅͋͐͆o̷̢̢̧̧͙̲̦͉͚̝͍͚̍̆̂͠r̶̺̭͔̘͇̙͓͉̊͌́ͅt̶͇̜͕̼̘̠̖̲͙̼̒̄ͅḫ̶̮͍̬̹̺̮̖͍̻́̈́͒͆̋̋̊͛̚̚͠ ̸̛̞͕̫͔̇̄̒̐̂̿͛̀̀̆͂͘͠B̶̮̬̩̊̄̒̔̑̓̂̓̅̏̿͠͠ȯ̷̡̺̦͙͒̈́̇́̈̉̀̊͆̾̈́̈́̈́̚ ̸̢̨̬̺͉͉̖͕̰̻̆̿̃̇̃̾̚n̵̹̦̫̼̪̲̞̺̓͆͘į̴̛͈̳̜̳̍͊͌̓̒̿̀̀̋̈́̄͘̚x̵̛͙̦̳̥͓̃̑͂̅̉̃̐̃ ̴͇̝͇͒͋̌̿́̏́͋͋͂̽͗̒̀͌c̴̨̘̥͈͚̒̀̉l̵̤͕͕͊͌̃͊a̴̺̖͑̓̈̓́̿͐̋̏̔i̸̡̪̪̠̞͍̳͚̗̫̙͎̐́m̶͎͔͇̺̩̗̲̺̰̲͉̤̉̋́̈̿̔̐̏̈́͘͝͠ ̵̮̻̰͙͍͖̈̉̇̂̿̅̀̂̐͑̉͝ŵ̸͚͕̠͑̀̆̾̌̑̂̄ȟ̷͙̜̯̼̜͍͕̜͚̝̯͉̻͇̞̀͐̆a̵̼̬͖̹̬̙̙͚̥͇͖̖̗̠͇̾͐̈́̈́́͌̅̽͌̇̽͗̍ṫ̸̬̭̂̽͑̅͐͗̄͑̒̉ ̵̨̛̤̏͋͗̎̍̈́̈́͛̿̚í̶̢̢̟͙̤̯͍̜̞̮͈͊̊͒̇̽́͂͒̋̀̽̕͠ͅs̸͎̰͓̃͒͌́̓͒̅͠ ̵͚̦͙̥̙̠͉̞̩́̐̀̒y̸̡̢̢̹͛̓̄̈́̆͝ͅò̸̦̒̏͂͋ư̶̱͙̬̦̣̝͎̅̉̇̀̓̔̅̈́̿̾́ṙ̴͔̤̔̀̄s̸̛̛͎̈́̈̎̔̉̿̒̍ ̸̛͙̼̹̦̘̣̳̪͎̺̣̓̂̓̍̅͛͋̆̊̌

didn’t get today off. i need a union

my favorite person to talk to at family BBQs

sorry i finally had PTO and took a break from standing

you’ve been warned

“Some of the current works are whimsical; others are outright surreal. A few have become the stuff of airport lore” — aka, @realblucifer.bsky.social. How Denver amassed one of the weirdest airport art collections.

oops

the hero we need but don’t deserve

feeling eepy

i miss my wild days

NO FALSE GODS. I AM THE WAY.

my b

THE $325 CHEVY CAPTIVA SPORT IS NO LONGER ON AUTOTRADER!

Things were better when BLUCIFER was the reigning deity at the FAA, before DOGE took over and fired all the air traffic controllers and maintenance workers.

I see you

told you lol

DENVER FUCKING NUGGETS

fine next time i wont

those sirens were a warning from me

i love you, tim tebow

make this the official “i voted sticker”

5 years ago, with few ads and not much upbeat entertainment content, we started running full-page, reader-submitted coloring book pages in the @denverpost.com features section and man, that was a fun distraction during a really un-fun time Submissions were 25% Blucifer, obv

welcome to the weird statue club

ꀷꑀꃔ꒦ꑀꌅ ꃔꌈꁅꁅꑀꋖꈜ ꐔꊿꌈ ꁲꌅꑀ ꃳ꒒ꑀꈜꈜꑀꀷ ꃳꐔ ꐔꊿꌈꌅ ꀷꁲꌅꈵ ꈜꁲ꒦꒐ꊿꌅ ꁅꊿ ꊯꊿꌅꋖꁝ ꋖꊿ ꒦꒐ꏳꋖꊿꌅꐔ

DENVER FUCKING NUGGETS

Denver fucking nuggets

thank you for your service

merci

Blucifer International Airport at Denver. @realblucifer.bsky.social

you can tell a lot about a person by whether they have their name on social media IN ALL CAPS

every time a kid says “look mommy a horsey” i absorb a tiny bit of their future

it’s the weekend but i’m still working

speaking of 100 days: that’s how long it takes to get through DIA TSA

better than 100 men vs 1 gorilla

i wait in the night

watching this on repeat

just got mistaken for airport art. i am a warning

i am watching

thank you for seeing this post

All Carousels Are Broken

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i am pleased

what more proof does @bsky.app need?

it’s blue so