Went to an alligator sanctuary. Did you know that they are perfect creatures

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

Trilobite

開襟シャツ🪭勝先生こっちにも

リハビリらくがき 正装のブラッドリー初めて描いた

My thoughts on the Diet Coke/ Coke Zero debate

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

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Pisces: The future is bright (you lost your sunglasses).

TEKKEN 8 - Yujiro Hanma (coming early 2027) www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvXW...

#Thegreataceattorney #TGAA Susato Mikotoba

I don’t know what’s worse - Bluesky dying for 20 minutes or Bluesky dying jokes for three hours.

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

“Only a robot is this shitty at drawing hands.”

boy do i love having this instead of a dictionary

My old person hill to die on is you need to say “hello” and “thank you” to people working in any service industry. Treat people like people, you have to

I just got recommended a post from the r/Milk subreddit about how they're banning people promoting raw milk but they opened the post with "Hello Milkies" and frankly I wasn't ready for that

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Huh? No, retro memes are like courage wolf and all your base, right? Retro Sanae is still pretty new…

i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers

We at Jeopardy! apologize to everyone alarmed by an extremely tasteful—even arty—birthday montage.

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thought of this phrase today and had to do it

jesus fucking christ lmao

logging on to bluesky

i think people who use the internet in a professional capacity and have a big following do have a certain moral obligation to avoid encouraging dogpiling, regardless of the moral character of the person being dogpiled on

This sucka’s got a real ego! He can try all he wants, but Saiyan pride is no match for some good ol’ New York pride. Dodge his Galick Gun, then show him that being a prince doesn’t mean anything here in the ring.

1) Wrong 2) wrong 3) the fuck are you taking about

My oshi Lee Van Cleef

イリヤ。

Really love that Chuck Jones was so upset with the premise of Space Jam that it briefly turned him into a powerscaler

can finally say it ; kowloon's gate is coming soon ! thank you again to cargodin and hilltop for inviting me aboard to play-test it !! :>

No, he's got a point

Our English patch for Kowloon's Gate, the surrealist Asian-gothic cyberpunk PS1 adventure game arrives June 9th.

i still think if we got a couple really big streamers in on it we could get a gta 6 boycott going. not because of woke. just pure don't you want to crash the entire economy. don't you want to feel that power. we can do this together. all you have to do is not buy gta 6

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Remember we have their ear right now. They're already requesting public comments on debankment practices. Go file.

top 5 favorite cassatt paintings. always a vibe

Disgruntled little girl in party dress who is not up for partying, in room w/ too much furniture. And a dog, feeling similarly. In 1878. Wonderful painting by Mary Cassatt, whose day is today.

Hellboy

President Donald Trump: I Love America Too Much To Attend My Son's Wedding

stop generating crap you look stupid! 🐟