Can I volunteer to pay my Philly taxes again?

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

I am once again angered that all evil people are not smart Hannibal Lectors but are much more malevolent Beavises

i wish to pour herbicide on this post lest it become evergreen

as a former Model UN kid (theater, but with white papers), I have a lot of opinions on the less-polite-than-ever fiction of the rules-based international order but this? seems bad. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/w...

shakespeare was on fire writing the history plays and im not afraid to say it. in henry IV part 2 the king laments that his son will take the throne and "commit the oldest sins the newest kinds of ways" which goes absolutely crazy

Remember when Noem watched Padilla get wrestled to the ground as she said they were in LA to liberate it from it’s leftist leaders?

>spin the wheel >congratulations, you're now into, uh... ... ... ... >SHIPS IN BOTTLES

Investigate my snowman Harry Hole

I've been staring at this for five full minutes

the other side of the COIN

Dog got me up in the middle of the night and when I got back to sleep, I dreamt my beautiful wife and I moved to a beat up suburban Florida home, and we had Chris Kimball’s kid as a roommate who was late and I had to make small talk while an outlet caught fire. Enough horror by day, now this?

It's time to revisit this 2016 platform plank

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

Haha CBS News is going to be a podcast

when life is sad, burrito is there. thank you burrito.

Paddington quoted as saying “you can be friends without agreeing on politics, but that is not what is happening here, I agree with everything she believes politically”

"somehow this still makes me even more correct than the people I derided all along"

Oh it's a *recession* recession. Clearance! CC: @drewmagary.bsky.social @defector.com www.williams-sonoma.com/products/pep...

This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable

WHO BROUGHT IT HERE THOMAS

"I guess I'll just leave my potting soil by the gate in a metal bin" good job dum dum how you gonna force bulbs in a dirt popsicle

It is not your duty to finish the work, but neither are you free to abandon it

remember how we joked about things being a real dumpster fire ten years ago

“The telephone pole - a known leftist agitator - proudly wore a manifesto signaling the coordinated premeditated nature of this heinous attack on our our brave officers’ vehicle”

A new ope.

I love every single thing about this.

look at him. where will he go repost to send him on a journey

HUGE development in Posting Law

they're trying to get him to midterms like an old Civic dropping parts and smoking two miles from the nearest exit

that right there? that's a man with a union

It is funny that the current FBI director treats the job like it's a trip to Entourage Disneyland, but bear in mind that for us this is probably the best possible outcome. I do not want Trump's FBI director to actually care about the job

a fine example, really

the ft reporting that christine lagarde walked out on lutnick, and lutnick was being heckled by... al... gore?

completely unironically, this is how we'll know

all i can say in danish is "neuken in de kueken" but this sounds like the teacher's pensions of Denmark is selling off T-bills which sounds bad, even if it's pronounced pretty easily.

operation: GLAD

the poujahetine

The Fung Wah was a lifeline back to NYC all thru college, but there were hi-jinx: when the bus driver missed an exit and proceeded to back up along the shoulder to correct his mistake. The less than subtle drug runs. Getting kicked off the bus at 4am under the manhattan bridge. Oh to be young.

I've found religion

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

You hate to see a clown who can't even work a bowtie it's a fundamental part of clown attire. Getting low marks for your clown shit, my man.

We’re now further from Austin Powers’s release than Austin Powers was from the 60s 😳

:chefs kiss:

Morning

We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID