"why do I need to learn chemistry in high school it's not like I need to use it as an adult" 10 years later: science names scary~~~~~~

great idea! let's make trans people use their government names before they get them changed! lets make domestic violence victims use their government names that totally cannot be googled! let's do all this because a bunch of british genX'ers are too busy with Harry Potter to be actual parents!

This summer: DO NOT FALL FOR THE TOTE BAG SCAM Ok they're not really a scam but they always fall off the shoulders and the whole weight of whatever was inside it hits the inside of your elbow and it hurts and you have to always dedicate a hand to keeping it on your shoulder which gets tiring

someday purported center-left religious candidates will move beyond "trannies can sit at the sinners table" but not today

mhmm

UK Guardian hosting the funeral after low-dose poisoning the trans community to death

don't trust someone from the CIA to protect your labor union

Barista Laptop jobber (evil asexual) Designated driver (good asexual) Korean incel Regional transit card Princess

I'm more well adjusted irl (which is why I don't really post) but as I look up and see both a general indifference to transphobia plus faceless pundits pontificating about whether it's ok to stomp on our heads while we're drowning in fascist mud, I'll choose to be incisive rather than deferential

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

No matter how loudly they say there are only two genders… Every soul is a precious, one-of-a-kind story🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Let’s wrap hate gently in love. Let’s embrace love with open arms and bigger hearts. Chiitan will love all transgender friends forever and ever. No matter what, my heart is always with you.

NEW: SPD appeared to use banned knee-on-neck restraint on pro-Palestine protester. Now community groups and elected officials want accountability. www.theburnerseattle.com/post/spd-use...

but seriously, this is a racist empire at work. There's a core of loyalists (see: all the ghouls working for Trump, active military happy to shoot kids), but they're not enough to be a majority. So instead they reach out to the discriminated, and offer to buy their morals for a fat paycheck.

this is the most hilarious discourse because almost every job in the world will discipline or fire you for being drunk on the clock meanwhile a sliver of the population is like "having MP's drink a liquid lunch (which you can't do btw because you're a lowborn commoner) is a bedrock of our culture"

February 😔

whenever I see Koreans run a business in a evil Christian way (not common but very overt), I go out of my way to only say English and not respond to any Korean spoken 🫡

"Go to my comedy show! I'll be in [your city]!" ok sure "It costs $60 for the ticket and there's a two drink minimum for general admission" ok goodbye

it's why I dislike the terms "authoritarian" and "totalitarian"; words used by dishonest centrists and anticommunists to lump the right and left into a contorted horseshoe where the only commonality is "they do things I don't like" they;d rather you be a useless rules-lawyer or a libertarian

common US military L More seriously, this is why the US needs an actual jobs program and not a streamlined funnel to either the military or prison. Speaking of prison, even they deserve better than "prison food" slop but y'all are not woke enough for that.

when we pretend the issue with ICE is that they’re masked and untrained and ‘different’ from law enforcement, what you get is unmasked ICE in airports instead of any real change. latest: open.substack.com/pub/cohen489...

idk who to talk to about this but the "new" trader joes tomato leaf candle smells nasty as fuck and reminds me of a ruined vegetable garden who the hell decided this was a nice scent??

the second amendment was never intended to be used against a tyrannical president. the function is to have an unaccountable militia to shoot runaway slaves and indigenous peoples without any accountability. it was simply convenient that genociding indigenous peoples opened up westward settlement.

Forgot the Atkin brothers were on this hellhole of a website If someone says they're a "pragmatic progressive" that just means they'll stab you in the back to get their soggy cardboard elected

All Children Left Behind 🫡 the spirit of George W Bush lives on

there is a particle of trotsky in every European tourist (insisting on traveling to the US where they know that a tip culture exists and tip nothing on a $600 bill and complaining to restaurant staff about it)

someday trans people will be seen as more than a [disposable canary/human shield/sin eater/fuck meat/omelas child] but go on, say how [today's/yesterday's/tomorrow's] bullshit will affect [real/biological/actual] [girls/daughters/women] and that's the real tragedy

my nuclear-level take is that the first amendment is a catalyst for stochastic terrorism and non-state abuses. We no longer live in the 18th century where monarchs could smite you for disrespecting the crown. The 21st century is the era of crybully charlatans who revel in legal cruelty.

israel is going to start hanging palestinian prisoners

bullshit on wheels being used for its intended purpose (dumpster)

I don't trust you if your internet nickname is Gonzo. Pick another name.

eid mubarak everyone ♥️ free palestine

I honestly think that trans people, intersex people, and allies, should collectively police the norm that cis people are not allowed to abbreviate "Assigned sex/gender at birth". They use the abbreviation wrong, as an identity label, rather than an action that happened *to* someone. Its offensive.

Hi. Please crosspost this. Unequivocally fuck crypto, my instagram has been hacked

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It Is Trans Journalism's Sacred Duty To Unnecessarily Scare As Many Trans People As Possible

If only there was a system of government that could allow "the people" to decide how their "governance" looks like! It would be an improvement over smoky backroom appointments and aristocratic rage towards the plebians that we're seeing from mister Editorial Board We could perhaps call it democracy

it's 2026 and I still fucking hate Brexit (it's making my work annoying because UK is not EU, which means British Airways is not a US federally compliant carrier for airfare reimbursement unlike all other EU flag airlines 🙃) Also Heathrow sucks ass as a connecting airport

it's not a name from the bible, and if you spell it wrong it's clear you're illiterate or malicious and from someone who grew up in a church where EVERYONE had a one/two syllable biblical name, it matters a bunch

@theonion.com I hate that this has aged so well, it's applicable for today :( theonion.com/this-war-wil...

i know the situation in kansas right now is dangerous and terrifying. that said, i'm hoping to speak to someone who's had their license invalidated. i will do absolutely everything to protect your anonymity and maintain your safety. i can be reached securely via signal at marisakabas.04

Sam "denies allegations of sexual assault" Altman

anyways please look at the chicken karaage I made last night 🍗😋

we all know MattY (who doesn't wash his mugs in the workplace!) is a craven bigot. He just hides his opinions under tortured definitions of common words (e.g., groups), and uses push polling to assert that actually the majority of the sample population is bigoted so we have no choice but to follow 🙃

In a flawed world where both "bullies" and "the bullied" get equal time in school detention, make sure sure it's an outcome where a racist is bruised, rather than your mates deported

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petit imaginary trot sitting on my shoulder: "fuck donald trump" (and ergo, fuck "ICE") are dems preferred slogans because they're not actionable demands that can be measured, as opposed to- imaginary abolitionist on my other shoulder: abolition trot: no I meant democratic c- abolitionist: shut up

the reason why so many of you are so happy to "rehabilitate" W__l S_____l is that he's racist, you're white, and you don't give a shit because you're in the small circle of people he will be a lawyer on your side for

I went here again, this time with a side of chips and pico! perhaps too much food but it was for a good reason 😋🌯