It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

As a reminder, over 90% of Iran's medicines are produced domestically, with the country developing its own pharmaceutical research capabilities after US sanctions led to drug shortages / limited access. The Pasteur Institute helped prevent and control infectious diseases, including COVID-19.

April Fools Day is one of the worst public trends. It's inherently unfunny, and just annoying as piss to deal with online. It was funny for a few years, but I think it's time we stop absolutely fucking things up and annoying people in the name of comedy, considering it's forced and usually boring.

oh.

What absolute fucking idiots lol. Good for them.

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

lol

i'm sorry this is so funny. great stuff www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-...

a resource-intensive feature that nobody asked for which solves no known problem AND is functionally not just useless, but actively makes the product worse? SOLD! 100 BILLION TO OPENAI, NOW!!!

Fuck Nvidia and any studio or developer who supports this

this is who won the race fyi

no one ever appreciates my vision

Deserved

I’m always right btw

what did they mean by this

congrats to @megacrit.com for launching Slay the Spire 2 into early access! see you all next week when im finished kissing the Ironclad

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike. When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players. That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

"Hi I'm Aston Martin F1 and Games Done Quick we're going to do a Carpal Tunnel Any% run"

This is wild lmao

0385 jirachi

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

fell for it again award

Hard to recall a war that even those starting it couldn't really come up a pretence for. They've already blown up nuclear weapons capacity and bombing won't force the regime out.

"EVO's traditions, values, and identity will remain unchanged," says company 24 hours before announcing they're going to have a tournament every month of the year so that no matter when you run another grassroots event you're getting stepped on by an EVO event. EVO is anti-FGC. Do not support them.

President Volodymyr Zelensky awarded Vladyslav Heraskevych the Order of Freedom on Feb. 12, after the skeleton racer was disqualified from the 2026 Olympics for using a custom helmet depicting Ukrainian athletes killed during Russia's full-scale war.

i've never seen a photo of MrBeast that doesn't look like something a lizard person conspiracy theorist would spend 100 hours zooming into the eyes of for evidence of shape-shifting

Nothing says “BOO!” quite like a ghost.

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world

Me if I was an axe from the 14th century

Competing with EA for worst gaming company ever I see

This is quickly approaching nazi Germany annexing Austria territory. At a certain point, Europe will need to stand up and push back or we will end up in a major war.

Trump just placed a tariff on most of the EU of 10% that will increase to 25% in June unless they agree to sell him Greenland. This is mad king shit.

Maybe think of this next time, before you give the peace prize to a very obviously bent fash crank baying for America to invade her country, depose its government and put her in charge

ALWAYS BULLY BIG CORPORATIONS/ORGANIZATIONS

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

nohoperadio:

NEW from Important Context: Genocide experts, including two past presidents of the International Association of Genocide Scholars, are speaking out about escalating attacks on transgender Americans in the U.S. www.importantcontext.news/p/experts-wa...

One thing people forget is that the US supports plenty of dictators right now, it has supported dictators in the past, and it has installed its own dictators in other countries through regime change operations. The US doesn't care that Maduro was a dictator or bad, they care he opposed them.

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

pardon me, just gotta analyze this lifespring 🚚 #ff7rebirth

I don't know if I should use my stream bsky account or if I should just use this one. I don't really see a use in separating them.