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MomoCullen (no table, just vibes and whimsy)
3 days ago
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
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Your Parents Are Sellouts
5 days ago
McDonald's Japan started running a new ad where they recreate "I can't defeat Airman" to advertise iced coffee, but the video is region locked on twitter so fuck em here's the video with English subtitles.
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Umar Ditta
7 days ago
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VCreateArt
18 days ago
POV: you're an alien entering the ozone layer💀 Mega Rayquaza for SirBucketHead!
#pokemon
#megarayquaza
#megaevolution
#pokemonart
Two more spots available on my Ko-Fi! Link below!
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America is a parody of itself at this point
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20 days ago
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Sami
21 days ago
NO FUCKING WAY
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STAR FOX VTUBER LMAOOOOOOO
21 days ago
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There's so much to unpack from these statements
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26 days ago
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨
about 1 month ago
It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.
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dan mentos
about 1 month ago
oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms
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Joe Flynn
about 1 month ago
Salute to an all-time tweet
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Pookleblinky
about 1 month ago
pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a...
The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.
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Tamsin the Reimagined Girl™
about 1 month ago
This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.
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Aaaaaaaaaa
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about 1 month ago
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SomecallmeJohnny
about 2 months ago
There are so many wonderful things human beings can accomplish working together. When will shitheads realize that?
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Jon Cartwright
about 2 months ago
It's best to approach Rhythm Heaven like a rhythm game
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Don Moynihan
about 2 months ago
"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago." If you think it is necessary to be on Twitter to communicate your fact-based worldview, the reality is that worldview is being smothered.
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Alejandra Caraballo
about 2 months ago
What the actual fuck.
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Onua_TF
about 2 months ago
Anyone remember Elite Beat Agents?
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn
about 2 months ago
It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.
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Daniel Ahmad
about 2 months ago
As a reminder, over 90% of Iran's medicines are produced domestically, with the country developing its own pharmaceutical research capabilities after US sanctions led to drug shortages / limited access. The Pasteur Institute helped prevent and control infectious diseases, including COVID-19.
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Dazz - Spriters Resource & DYKG
about 2 months ago
April Fools Day is one of the worst public trends. It's inherently unfunny, and just annoying as piss to deal with online. It was funny for a few years, but I think it's time we stop absolutely fucking things up and annoying people in the name of comedy, considering it's forced and usually boring.
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🌸 DreMeMoTo
2 months ago
oh.
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Liam Robertson
2 months ago
What absolute fucking idiots lol. Good for them.
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cait (and adonis)
2 months ago
if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either
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kate bush’s husband @ MOMOCON
2 months ago
lol
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Jason Koebler
2 months ago
i'm sorry this is so funny. great stuff
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CEO Asks ChatGPT How to Void $250 Million Contract, Ignores His Lawyers, Loses Terribly in Court
The CEO of Krafton used ChatGPT to push out the head of the studio developing Subnautica 2 against the advice of his own legal team and failed miserably.
https://www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-lawyers-asks-chatgpt-how-to-void-250-million-contract-loses-terribly-in-court/
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Alanah Pearce
2 months ago
a resource-intensive feature that nobody asked for which solves no known problem AND is functionally not just useless, but actively makes the product worse? SOLD! 100 BILLION TO OPENAI, NOW!!!
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Low Poly Depression
2 months ago
Fuck Nvidia and any studio or developer who supports this
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safety car(la)
2 months ago
this is who won the race fyi
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francis
9 months ago
no one ever appreciates my vision
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Deserved
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2 months ago
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Ultima
2 months ago
I’m always right btw
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Jon Cartwright
3 months ago
what did they mean by this
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Vampire Survivors 🧄
3 months ago
congrats to
@megacrit.com
for launching Slay the Spire 2 into early access! see you all next week when im finished kissing the Ironclad
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Mega Crit - Slay the Spire 2 Out Now! ⚔️
3 months ago
Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike. When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players. That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪
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Dre Harrison
3 months ago
"Hi I'm Aston Martin F1 and Games Done Quick we're going to do a Carpal Tunnel Any% run"
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This is wild lmao
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3 months ago
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✧ vinn / viv ✧
3 months ago
0385 jirachi
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Parker Molloy
3 months ago
Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:
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onion person
3 months ago
fell for it again award
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Sam Freedman
3 months ago
Hard to recall a war that even those starting it couldn't really come up a pretence for. They've already blown up nuclear weapons capacity and bombing won't force the regime out.
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Your Parents Are Sellouts
3 months ago
"EVO's traditions, values, and identity will remain unchanged," says company 24 hours before announcing they're going to have a tournament every month of the year so that no matter when you run another grassroots event you're getting stepped on by an EVO event. EVO is anti-FGC. Do not support them.
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Jon Cartwright
3 months ago
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Matt Frank will be at COMICPALOOZA!
3 months ago
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The Kyiv Independent
3 months ago
President Volodymyr Zelensky awarded Vladyslav Heraskevych the Order of Freedom on Feb. 12, after the skeleton racer was disqualified from the 2026 Olympics for using a custom helmet depicting Ukrainian athletes killed during Russia's full-scale war.
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Ukrainian skeleton racer disqualified at Olympics for helmet honoring athletes killed in Russia's war
"This is price of our dignity," skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych wrote on X after the IOC's annoucement of his disqualification.
https://kyivindependent.com/ukrainian-skeleton-racer-disqualified-at-olympics-for-helmet-honoring-athletes-killed-in-russias-war/
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jeremy kaplowitz
4 months ago
i've never seen a photo of MrBeast that doesn't look like something a lizard person conspiracy theorist would spend 100 hours zooming into the eyes of for evidence of shape-shifting
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Tim Rogers minus context
4 months ago
Nothing says “BOO!” quite like a ghost.
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onion person
4 months ago
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Matt McMuscles
4 months ago
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