The prophecy has been fulfilled.

McDonald's Japan started running a new ad where they recreate "I can't defeat Airman" to advertise iced coffee, but the video is region locked on twitter so fuck em here's the video with English subtitles.

POV: you're an alien entering the ozone layer💀 Mega Rayquaza for SirBucketHead! #pokemon #megarayquaza #megaevolution #pokemonart Two more spots available on my Ko-Fi! Link below!

America is a parody of itself at this point

NO FUCKING WAY

STAR FOX VTUBER LMAOOOOOOO

There's so much to unpack from these statements

It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

Salute to an all-time tweet

pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a... The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Aaaaaaaaaa

There are so many wonderful things human beings can accomplish working together. When will shitheads realize that?

It's best to approach Rhythm Heaven like a rhythm game

"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago." If you think it is necessary to be on Twitter to communicate your fact-based worldview, the reality is that worldview is being smothered.

What the actual fuck.

Anyone remember Elite Beat Agents?

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

As a reminder, over 90% of Iran's medicines are produced domestically, with the country developing its own pharmaceutical research capabilities after US sanctions led to drug shortages / limited access. The Pasteur Institute helped prevent and control infectious diseases, including COVID-19.

April Fools Day is one of the worst public trends. It's inherently unfunny, and just annoying as piss to deal with online. It was funny for a few years, but I think it's time we stop absolutely fucking things up and annoying people in the name of comedy, considering it's forced and usually boring.

oh.

What absolute fucking idiots lol. Good for them.

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

lol

i'm sorry this is so funny. great stuff www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-...

a resource-intensive feature that nobody asked for which solves no known problem AND is functionally not just useless, but actively makes the product worse? SOLD! 100 BILLION TO OPENAI, NOW!!!

Fuck Nvidia and any studio or developer who supports this

this is who won the race fyi

no one ever appreciates my vision

Deserved

I’m always right btw

what did they mean by this

congrats to @megacrit.com for launching Slay the Spire 2 into early access! see you all next week when im finished kissing the Ironclad

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike. When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players. That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

"Hi I'm Aston Martin F1 and Games Done Quick we're going to do a Carpal Tunnel Any% run"

This is wild lmao

0385 jirachi

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

fell for it again award

Hard to recall a war that even those starting it couldn't really come up a pretence for. They've already blown up nuclear weapons capacity and bombing won't force the regime out.

"EVO's traditions, values, and identity will remain unchanged," says company 24 hours before announcing they're going to have a tournament every month of the year so that no matter when you run another grassroots event you're getting stepped on by an EVO event. EVO is anti-FGC. Do not support them.

President Volodymyr Zelensky awarded Vladyslav Heraskevych the Order of Freedom on Feb. 12, after the skeleton racer was disqualified from the 2026 Olympics for using a custom helmet depicting Ukrainian athletes killed during Russia's full-scale war.

i've never seen a photo of MrBeast that doesn't look like something a lizard person conspiracy theorist would spend 100 hours zooming into the eyes of for evidence of shape-shifting

Nothing says “BOO!” quite like a ghost.

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world