i think we should bully indycar more

got roped in to playing a fake injured person for med student training at work, highly recommend

i just go SO UNBELIEVABLY GASLIT in a PROFESSIONAL WORK MEETING by someone who is PAID FOUR TIMES MY SALARY i am currently CRASHING OUT

I don’t want to be rude but this should have made two billion dollars

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

flexing my thumbs (the met gala is on, the black tuxedo wearers must be bullied)

blade runner and its sequel. not even handsome harrison ford or ryan gosling could make me care about replicants. its the script equivalent of wet cardboard

fully putting it out there im on the Habs bandwagon from now on so im expecting this game to go similarly to my other team i love (the sydney swans) (a crushing defeat at the last hurdle)

that was such a stupid F1 race (i loved it)

3 AM START TIME???? r.i.p my 6am monday perfect start time

unhappy to report i am Invested in the NHL playoffs

new kacey musgraves album is lovelyyyyyy

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

did a good post accidentally show up there

macy is 11 years old and still hitting me with the puppy eyes

this is single-handedly turning my day around

why are the worst people in the world always your friends ex-boyfriends

had to walk through a chocolate, wine and chestnut festival to get to the gym today, what a day

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

unfortunate to report i am Into the nhl playoffs run. i didnt know i had brain capacity to watch Another sport but Here We Are

ah the "everyone is doing it so its fine" argument, get absolutely Fucked. anyone involved in this decision deserves to be launched off the planet

got complimented by a woman on the bus saying i have a beautiful side profile and should take pictures of it, women are beautiful 😭

the Pissing Me Off Factory (work) is doing overtime today (making me swear out loud at my computer repeatedly)

this lightning-canadiens game has me kicking my feet with joy while im watching in the office lmao

macy is nothing but snug as a bug in a rug

indycar race so boring im simultaneously tuned in to tampa v montreal (vibes are rancid and delightful)

studies must be done on why dentists offices always show the worst tv shows in their waiting rooms

this album is immediately life changing, Alive 2007 reincarnated and nastier (complimentary)

got told by a cashier that she loved my energy

got blood from a stone at work today (got something i worked on for 9 months approved)

Asking the forbidden question

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

tv is so Fun and Good when you just ignore online fandoms and enjoy it with your own thoughts (i finally caught up on s2 of The Pitt)

hey guys, really dont recommend having a redback spider crawl over your steering wheel when youre driving 80kph. speaking from experience

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

i picked up a camera a few months ago, so here's my favourite pics from my trip to china 🫡

You know what doesn't get its support unceremoniously pulled by a tech company? Fuckin' books, brother

i started watching 911 on holidays, this is the most absurd show ive ever watched. i will be sat for all episodes

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

project hail mary was so fun, my new favourite buddy detective film

The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

ladies and gentlemen the bee gees

it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.

i slept for 13 hours, i love being home