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acab rangoon
about 21 hours ago
locked in? bro i’m tucked in
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what do i do with the information that my ex has a new girlfriend (my friend met her last weekend, and he didn't tell anyone about), and my friend says the new girlfriend reminds her of me. lol.
about 21 hours ago
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i've never seen an mx-5 race before and holy hell why is this so fun and cute
2 days ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
5 days ago
You’re failing because you’re not posting about sports, this is an app for sports
add a skeleton here at some point
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Marie Le Conte
6 days ago
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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knowing my sports watching is settled until i leave for my holiday in mid-march is beautiful. aus open backing into the winter olympics, and then straight into F1? beautiful, wonderful
7 days ago
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adami not being lewis' engineer this season just means ferrari can find another new and extremely demotivating way to ruin his year instead
8 days ago
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my good karma is paying off this fine friday afternoon at 1pm,,,,,,,,,, my work laptop has died. like fatally died. miracles do happen
9 days ago
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Simpsons of Post Mysticism
9 days ago
this is genuinely incredible
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Mr. Dan Zak
9 days ago
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press.
www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
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Lesbian FailDaughter
16 days ago
I should really be sleeping right now
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i kinda didnt get Turnstile on my radar in 2025, but oh boyyyy never enough is a fantastic album
10 days ago
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watched Weapons when absolutely on a different plane of existence bc im so sick rn, highly recommend
11 days ago
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im now sick twice in 1 month, i truly am reaping what i sowed (misfortune, misadventure, misery)
11 days ago
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craving george clooney to be in a comedy film again ty ty
13 days ago
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worst thing heated rivalry has done is make women think men are hot again. thats so unfortunate, we had such a good run there
13 days ago
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jarring hearing an aussie accent in the midst of the american ones. we should have more
13 days ago
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Anjali Dayal
13 days ago
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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made a key mistake on my monday morning (logging into my work laptop)
13 days ago
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am i slightly crazy to distantly love rob from this season of the traitors/love island, i would climb him like a tree
14 days ago
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the fact that my gym is not air conditioned and its 43°c rn is the perfect excuse to not go today. and tomorrow. and yesterday as well
16 days ago
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heated rivalry soundtrack this, heated rivalry soundtrack that, bro have you heard the Shoresy soundtrack? i could run 20km and punch a hole through a pallet of bricks listening to it
17 days ago
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destroying england in cricket is so fun, happy end of another wonderful ashes series
17 days ago
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Brendel
17 days ago
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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she's just a baby (she's 11 years old)
17 days ago
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ive played 6 hours of tennis in 4 days and went to the gym as well during that time (hello rowing machine), and i still cant sleep more than 4 hours a night, please let me REST
18 days ago
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Remember That Guy?
18 days ago
dante made up an entire fake trip through hell just so he could talk about how he coincidentally saw every single one of his enemies there receiving graphically specific and tailor-made punishments
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tiktok has me enamoured with the silly ice hockey boy that disassociates on the bench
19 days ago
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its a Travis Head cricket summer indeed
19 days ago
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opened my emails at work after 2 weeks off to only 25 emails (most automated), ive never believed in a god more than i do rn
19 days ago
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shoresy is such unhinged tv, huge fan of the unfiltered dialogue
20 days ago
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george russell doing a divaish little wave after being spotted by a fan mid-safari in kenya,,,,, wonderful off-season content
20 days ago
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mboko is such a delightfully determined tennis player, absolutely obsessed with her tbh. the confidence is amazing
21 days ago
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Skylar Patridge
21 days ago
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
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the knight of catan is mr krabs in my household
22 days ago
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got told i was using my knife the wrong way around in a fine dining restaurant today by the maitre d, how's everyone elses 2026 going so far
23 days ago
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alber
24 days ago
i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
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happy new year!!!!
25 days ago
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this is my first new years eve at home with my dogs in... 4 years? personally thrilled to be on Firework Trauma Watch tbh
25 days ago
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girl why is the cinematography in heated rivalry actually so breathtaking though. love when shows don't shoot for social media ty ty
27 days ago
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merry christmas from macy, who has found an enemy in the new toy i bought her
about 1 month ago
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overstimulated at the nail salon rn
about 1 month ago
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we won the ashes 3-0
about 1 month ago
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IM FREE, no more work for 2 weeks 🫡
about 1 month ago
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have we as a country not been through enough this week, must we give england a glimmer of hope in the Ashes? absolutely not here for it
about 1 month ago
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Chris Jackson
about 1 month ago
This entire weekend
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rob reiner?????
about 1 month ago
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monday lunchbreaks at work means i make 48 greek shortbread biscuits
about 1 month ago
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