locked in? bro i’m tucked in

what do i do with the information that my ex has a new girlfriend (my friend met her last weekend, and he didn't tell anyone about), and my friend says the new girlfriend reminds her of me. lol.

i've never seen an mx-5 race before and holy hell why is this so fun and cute

You’re failing because you’re not posting about sports, this is an app for sports

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

knowing my sports watching is settled until i leave for my holiday in mid-march is beautiful. aus open backing into the winter olympics, and then straight into F1? beautiful, wonderful

adami not being lewis' engineer this season just means ferrari can find another new and extremely demotivating way to ruin his year instead

my good karma is paying off this fine friday afternoon at 1pm,,,,,,,,,, my work laptop has died. like fatally died. miracles do happen

this is genuinely incredible

Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

I should really be sleeping right now

i kinda didnt get Turnstile on my radar in 2025, but oh boyyyy never enough is a fantastic album

watched Weapons when absolutely on a different plane of existence bc im so sick rn, highly recommend

im now sick twice in 1 month, i truly am reaping what i sowed (misfortune, misadventure, misery)

craving george clooney to be in a comedy film again ty ty

worst thing heated rivalry has done is make women think men are hot again. thats so unfortunate, we had such a good run there

jarring hearing an aussie accent in the midst of the american ones. we should have more

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

made a key mistake on my monday morning (logging into my work laptop)

am i slightly crazy to distantly love rob from this season of the traitors/love island, i would climb him like a tree

the fact that my gym is not air conditioned and its 43°c rn is the perfect excuse to not go today. and tomorrow. and yesterday as well

heated rivalry soundtrack this, heated rivalry soundtrack that, bro have you heard the Shoresy soundtrack? i could run 20km and punch a hole through a pallet of bricks listening to it

destroying england in cricket is so fun, happy end of another wonderful ashes series

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

she's just a baby (she's 11 years old)

ive played 6 hours of tennis in 4 days and went to the gym as well during that time (hello rowing machine), and i still cant sleep more than 4 hours a night, please let me REST

dante made up an entire fake trip through hell just so he could talk about how he coincidentally saw every single one of his enemies there receiving graphically specific and tailor-made punishments

tiktok has me enamoured with the silly ice hockey boy that disassociates on the bench

its a Travis Head cricket summer indeed

opened my emails at work after 2 weeks off to only 25 emails (most automated), ive never believed in a god more than i do rn

shoresy is such unhinged tv, huge fan of the unfiltered dialogue

george russell doing a divaish little wave after being spotted by a fan mid-safari in kenya,,,,, wonderful off-season content

mboko is such a delightfully determined tennis player, absolutely obsessed with her tbh. the confidence is amazing

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

the knight of catan is mr krabs in my household

got told i was using my knife the wrong way around in a fine dining restaurant today by the maitre d, how's everyone elses 2026 going so far

i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years

happy new year!!!!

this is my first new years eve at home with my dogs in... 4 years? personally thrilled to be on Firework Trauma Watch tbh

girl why is the cinematography in heated rivalry actually so breathtaking though. love when shows don't shoot for social media ty ty

merry christmas from macy, who has found an enemy in the new toy i bought her

overstimulated at the nail salon rn

we won the ashes 3-0

IM FREE, no more work for 2 weeks 🫡

have we as a country not been through enough this week, must we give england a glimmer of hope in the Ashes? absolutely not here for it

This entire weekend

rob reiner?????

monday lunchbreaks at work means i make 48 greek shortbread biscuits