Please, Dad was my father’s name. Call me Daddy.

You know, I don’t smoke weed. I don’t. I- I really don’t.

Oops! Sorry, Mom! I think I just sort of talked about politics.

I have a hundred dollars!

I just know how to read fluent Japanese. I’m sorry. You can learn it, too.

Let us know in the comments… if you like a video game.

If Final Fantasy VII is Dostoevsky, it’s kindergarten Dostoevsky. Though, seeing as many video games are kindergarten JK Rowling in comparison, I’ll take it.

You really have to question any place that’s chill with horses, horses are sick. #TRUCKHECK

I friendzoned Shiori Fujisaki

Mimsy got a pair of opossum leather shoes.