Boy, that steak has seen better days.

There’s the varmint!

He’d developed a pristine bedside manner for jerkectomies.

I will go to bat for 3D fighting games six days a week, though Battle Arena Toshinden firmly qualifies as a Sunday.

[The guy who runs this account has encountered FINANCIAL TROUBLE and would very much appreciate it if you considered buying his dating sim-style visual novel! It costs five bucks and is definitely worth at least nine bucks! OKAY BYE SORRY FOR THE SELF PROMOTION]

I made a video for your mom.

We are turning that dead horse into baby powder now. Hot powder!

Final Fantasy VII

Dude, that was some hokeybutt bullstuff.

Please, Dad was my father’s name. Call me Daddy.

You know, I don’t smoke weed. I don’t. I- I really don’t.

Oops! Sorry, Mom! I think I just sort of talked about politics.

I have a hundred dollars!