Trump just posted a video without any caption. It shows Somali-Americans walking around the Mall of America in Minnesota, set to the Gary Jules version of the song “Mad World.” I only recognize the video because it’s extremely popular among Nazis on Twitter.

I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

Documents show the tax agency is testing a Palantir tool to surface “highest-value” audit and investigation targets from a maze of legacy systems.

every time i write about wage theft i do a double take because it's so crazy corporations steal more than $50 bn from workers' paychecks each year, illegally paying workers less than they earned for their labor that significantly exceeds the combined losses from larceny, burglary, & vehicle theft

Kingston, Minnesota Pop: 162 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingston,_Minnesota Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=123378091 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=41810197 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=21365201

Hope your Easter has been like Ralph's

it also has this one

Watching GRAVITY (2013) on my iPad in the Artemis II spacecraft and shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I don't want that to happen to us

Would be great if Manfred instituted this rule in MLB: only dogs can be bat boys.

Jodie Foster, looking glum. "What's wrong, Jodie?" A friend asks. "You ever feel like no one wants to impress you anymore?" She answers.

The World Cup supposedly starts in just over 9 weeks btw

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

He is a danger to himself and to all of us. Based on how he was struggling with that teleprompter he probably wouldn’t be allowed to drive. So why are you letting him run a country?

Look! Accurate headlines are easy!

dystopian stuff

Ahahaha oh my fucking god you can't be serious

Since today is First Contact Day (the day in Star Trek when humans meet their first aliens, Vulcans) it’s worth talking about that story a bit and how it can inform our analysis of Artemis. This involves a lot of spoilers from the film Star Trek: First Contact 🖖🏽 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Tr...

This isn’t journalism. This is creative writing by fascist sycophants.

Pitcher Boof Bonser

this man was the VP nominee on the Dem side at one time. My God.

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

Tapper didn't say "Praise Be to Allah" on the air but he did say 'Fuckin", for those keeping score at home

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

Watching To Live and Die in LA and they give you the Wang Chung song straight out the gate, this movie is NOT fucking around

Jesus returning while Trump is exiting tomorrow would make me believe in God

Apparently it's Get Your Hopes Up Saturday.

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

Bob’s Steak House Pana, IL

Always a good day to tell yourself, and believe it, that an American life is no more valuable than a life anywhere else.

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

stop posting and go watch the 100 best films ever made or something. go for a walk. learn to play chess. there is a whole world out there that does not involve you arguing online at all

All I know about Elon Musk being a Nazi that has killed almost a million people in Africa in just over a year is that that still hasn’t been enough for people who call themselves my allies to get rid of their Teslas.

It’s more fun to talk about how much money he makes. It’s too awkward to bring up that he’s killed most of a million people.

“Does someone have a more chill way to describe 762,000 African deaths?” “Let’s go with messy.”

Post Office Lisbon, IA

Been going through the Bond movies again, this time backwards for no reason at all #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

In case you're wondering what life on a Daily Wire production is apparently like... deadline.com/2026/04/jona...

reading this added 5 years to my life

You know what would’ve caught that? A nacho hat

same

ok if we just shut up and give them this one then play the long game, it opens up a lot of poetic irony come 2028

“bluesky is dying” yeah man so am i

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

and he loved baseball ⚾